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(?) · by **Xavier Genisi** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:19 am

Casual Viewing wrote:
I love you enough to share Valor's Kids with you. Take that as you will.

That time again is tomorrow, @ 5:30 EST @ http://www.synchtube.com/r/CasualV.

Did I ever tell you how amazing you are for doing this :allears:

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:34 am

I'm probably going to be in work for that. :fluttersmith:

But with any luck I can make it out early!

(?) · by **blasmeister** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:52 pm

numsOic wrote:Masaokis is definitely one mind-bending experience.

P.S.: Turkeys are a capitalist conspiracy.

Guess I'd better quit eating tuna then :fluttersmith:

(?) · by **Damathacus** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:47 pm

blasmeister wrote:

Guess I'd better quit eating tuna then

It's only turkey if you remove excessive water and add some air.

(?) · by **Kronos** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:07 pm

I thought tuna was called "the chicken of the sea", not the "turkey of the sea"...

(?) · by **Casual Viewing** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:34 pm

Xavier Genisi wrote:Did I ever tell you how amazing you are for doing this

I do what I can.* You can thank me after we get through whatever curve-balls synchtube has in store.

For the rest of you, FiM:Live follwed by Valor's Kids starts in 1 (one) hour here: http://www.synchtube.com/r/CasualV# - (Marathoning Friendship Is Witchcraft as a lead-in.)
Valor's Kids is a strange thing in that its bewilderation is entirely in its visuals, so make sure you can give it its due attention. The dialogue and voice acting are disappointingly semi-passable, but its plot and animation will leave you feeling hung-over. I hope I'm not overselling it, but... I'm fairly sure I'm not.

*Still trying to figure out how I'm going to share my copy of the Manos: The Hands Of Fate: The Blu-Ray Restoration when it comes out sometime this late-summer/early-fall.

(?) · by **Gravenstein** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:13 pm

THE TORTURE OH GOD :gonkity:

(?) · by **rudecyrus** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:58 am

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

(?) · by **Lazy** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:08 am

rip the thing
rip one million horse-congo line
rip grand overlord shirtless sexism
rip fabman's hand
rip animation
rip everyone's sanity

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:09 am

I still don't know what the fuck I just watched.

(?) · by **Gravenstein** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:09 am

rip giant pile of feces with googly eyes

(?) · by **Frosthawk** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:10 am

That was easily the best paintube ever.

(?) · by **brakeless** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:59 am

I was so, so sad to find out that there was no VALOR'S KIDS fanart. :fluttersmith:

Oh well, when life gives you lemons...

...you'll probably want to add a big shot of strong booze.

~~fire-chan~~

(?) · by **Lazy** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:12 am

u don't understand
im fire

-Valor's Kids, 2011

(?) · by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:26 am

Nothing that is not porn has any business being this awful.

A magnificent paintube. :twasnothin:

(?) · by **Casual Viewing** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:38 am

Just a reminder that I'll be taking Valor's Kids off Youtube in 24 hours. So make sure you get your gif material while the getting's good.

This definitely won't be the last time Valor's Kids will show its face on synchtube (but not before a nice loooong break), but if you can't wait to show your friends you can grab a digital copy off here apparently: http://www.newfilmmakersonline.com/titl ... setID=4258
Unfortunately the film maker is too sick to make a Valor's Kids 2, and I think she deserves every penny and will respect the film makers' wishes of keeping copies off the Internet. Only $10!

brakeless wrote:
~~fire-chan~~

This is somehow less terrifying than the real thing.

(?) · by **Gravenstein** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:41 am

A LOT less terrifying.

(?) · by **rudecyrus** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:35 pm

This Saturday, at 5:30 PM CDT, join me to continue the hilarious/bizarre/disgusting Cooking with Masaokis synchtube! Highlights:

-- Masaokis makes a dessert using his beloved Sambuca and shows off his home repair skills
-- Masaokis channels Nietzsche and discusses the value of power with a simple, easy-to-read chart
-- Masaokis talks about the legitimacy of his videos and creates a delicious meat/coffee concoction
-- Masaokis grills steak, which results in a fire
-- and much more

Hope to see you there!

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:58 pm

There's a good chance I'll be at work ( :fluttersmith:

) but I'll be sure to make it if I can!

(?) · by **Kronos** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:42 pm

Won't be able to make it, going on a trip up to visit family for the weekend.

(?) · by **numsOic** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:56 pm

I'll most probably be able to make it and I will if I can if at all possible.

(?) · by **Damathacus** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:07 pm

I'll definitely be there, last one something amazing. :awesomedash:

If you can could you add it to synchtube calendar so it's a bit easier to remember and get the starting time right.

(?) · by **Smoke** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:51 pm

Say what you want about Valor's Kids, the sound editing was still superior to that of Birdemic. The rest is magnificent pain though. Characters jumping all over the place, layering issues, photoshop filters, weird poses, clipping issues and an incomprehensible plot. And the creepiest kids ever.

(?) · by **Kronos** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:17 pm

Smoke wrote:Say what you want about Valor's Kids, the sound editing was still superior to that of Birdemic. The rest is magnificent pain though. Characters jumping all over the place, layering issues, photoshop filters, weird poses, clipping issues and an incomprehensible plot. And the creepiest kids ever.

Don't forget the random teleporting horse, or FABMAN going all super sayan for no real reason.

(?) · by **Lazy** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:37 am

Kronos wrote:
Don't forget the random teleporting horse, or FABMAN going all super sayan for no real reason.

I feel like FABMAN going super saiyan was somehow the most logical thing in that entire movie.

(?) · by **Frosthawk** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:16 am

This sounds good, I am going to bring snacks!

(?) · by **Casual Viewing** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:21 am

Kronos wrote:Don't forget the random teleporting horse, or FABMAN going all super sayan for no real reason.

Because magic.

Just like how these two exact same things work in FiM.

(?) · by **blasmeister** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:31 am

Frosthawk wrote:This sounds good, I am going to bring snacks!

Should probably bring a blender for them too.

(?) · by **Killing Vector** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:58 am

turdeyes.gif

Edit: Also, :sweetielarm:

VALOR.GIF

(linked for size)

(?) · by **Raganti** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:41 am

Hahahahaha, that's fucking amazing. :allears:

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:50 pm

Those two gifs basically sum up the entire movie.

(?) · by **Wayoshi** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:44 pm

Killing Vector wrote:turdeyes.gif

There's no way a commercially released movie had that image in it... right? Right?? :nngh:

(?) · by **Opposing Farce** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:37 pm

Wayoshi wrote:There's no way a commercially released movie had that image in it... right? Right??

"Commercially released" isn't really that much of a benchmark in the internet age.

(?) · by **Kronos** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:30 pm

Wayoshi wrote:There's no way a commercially released movie had that image in it... right? Right??

The funny/sad part is that turdeyes there actually is easier to look at than the character's actual face.

(?) · by **numsOic** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:04 pm

I watched the entire movie and what was the kid's name again? :rariwhat:

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:23 pm

numsOic wrote:I watched the entire movie and what was the kid's name again?

Clark? Clamp? Clat? Something with a "cla" sound. :pinkieshrug:

(?) · by **numsOic** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:21 pm

Wasn't Klatt the girl?

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:02 am

Was it? Shit, I don't know. I can't even figure out what the movie was about let alone any of the character names outside of Valor. :psygum:

(?) · by **Kronos** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:18 am

That creepy looking kid that never wore a shirt, I'm pretty sure his name was "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH".

At least, that's what everybody kept saying whenever his face was visible on screen.

Also, is there a tutorial for making gangtags like the "Come, Watson" one I have in my sig? I feel like I need to make a gangtag to commemorate Valor's Kids somehow

(?) · by **numsOic** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:23 pm

It's pretty much making a GIF that's 160x40 and has a black border. I don't think the concept warrants a specific tutorial, but you can always ask if you're having trouble beyond the general ideas in the GIF tutorials thread.

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