Thoughts Without Threads - August
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kefkafloyd

Your insecurity brought me to life. Now, I have no more use for you. I'll conquer your friends and rule Equestria. What, you're going to fight against me? You damn foal. If that's what you want, I'll show you the horrors of nightmares! 
- Joined: Feb 14, 2011
- Location: Horse Pun For Boston
- Gender: Male


































































"We have parties all the time in Equestria. I wonder why there's never any alcohol?"
"I will tell you the story, young ones. Once upon a time, there were two regal sisters who ruled Equestria together. But as time went on, the elder sister became resentful. The ponies drank and partied through the night her younger sister brought forth, but slept hungover through her beautiful day. In bitterness, the elder sister banned alcohol throughout the realm, and instituted a 9:30 curfew so ponies wouldn't stay out too late. And when the younger sister ventured a calm and well-reasoned word in protest, the elder sister banished her to the moon for a thousand years because she's a big dumb meanie jerkface. The end."
"Wow! Thanks, Princess Luna! Now I know!"







