Old Season 3 Spoilers Archive Thread

[KronosGiver of Zero Bucks]

Well, I guess we can assume that SA and Cadance are going to be parents VERY soon.

[ArtificerGoes well with All Natural Milk Naturally Flavored with Natural Flavors.]

Well, I guess we can assume that SA and Cadance are going to be parents VERY soon.

Oh my Fucking God.

I don't think I want this.

[AppleCobbler44Yeah, what she said]

Aw schucks, you got the 1000th post, Wylie

I dont think Hasbro controls every aspect of the series. They probably ask the writers, (and i'm being down to earth, now) "Hey, we would like you to write an episode showcasing the new toys. An ep or two parter, if you want."

I'll say it now and say it again. I dont see Hasbro as ruining MLP's future nor do I see it as the stereotypical 'We Must Maxmize Profits, Muhahaahhah...' kind of company. They in it for the profits, sure, that's what any company or person would want with a successful franchise like this, but they still care about the fans. And while they still haven't given the AJ toy her hat, something I'm sure requires another year of R&D (research and development) to get it right, the fact that Hasbro's now trying to get their toys to resemble the show's characters (including branching out to characters like Gilda) is a positive nod to the fans. They even got Celestia in her original coat.

I may come off to users as one of those anti-Hasbro people but really, it's just my mannerism, or the way I speak on the internet: sarcastic + sometimes blowing things out of proportions for some kicks.

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[JaceNVTo save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise]

Oh my Fucking God.

I don't think I want this.

I'd rather it be this than another surprise princess out of nowhere with no explanation.

God help me, I think the speech bubble on the packaging says "Mommy, are you a princess too?" Why do you not learn, Hasbro?

Oh god, I think you're right. Princesses are everywhere now.

[Venusy]

I think some of the changes Hasbro made were for the better - I don't think having the focus on adventure episodes would have helped, they toned up the initial "scariness" of some of the monsters, and the pushing for the Friendship Express led to greater flexibility with stories outside of Ponyville (while the train from Over a Barrel might have distracted from them).

Saying that, I think the worry is that pushing more and more PRETTY PINK PRINCESS PONIES into the show could damage it - I've said this in the toy thread before referring specifically to Pinklestia, but Hasbro's attitude over these is directly contrary to the "there's all kinds of ways to be a girl" message that is at the core of the show, along with forcing new characters in. Of course, this is literally the worst way to learn about a new character, given that it only gives colour scheme and Hasbro's impression of her appearance. I think Hasbro only mandates for the character being in and not their personality, so for all we know, she could be Diamond Tiara 2.0 (although that would then beg the question why they didn't just make So Soft Newborn Diamond Tiara instead).

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The backdrop and her outfit kind of remind me of Trixie's cape for some reason. Kid sister maybe? Although if the "mommy" comment is assumed to not be referring to the person playing, that definitely suggests Cadence... so is S3 going to skip time forward a bit, or does Hasbro just have no baby clip-art?

(hope the subject hasn't changed while posting this, phone posting again )

[PerrydottoHow is a pegasus like a writing desk?]

Oh my Fucking God.

I don't think I want this.

To be honest, I full expect that to happen because babby princess = $$$ - And it would also just be the logical progress. Couple gets married, couple makes babies. Kids shows are very predictable when it comes to that sorta thing, and even though this is a really good kids show we are talking about, certain tropes are still going to be invoked for better or for worse.

[RagnarWhat's older? Unicorns, or stars?]

Cadance has a horn and wings. SA has a horn. Therefore, the baby should have wings and two horns, because that's how genetics work. Basically, imagine a springbok or gazelle with wings, but the horns point forward.

I don't know why that image makes me mildly uncomfortable.

[MordjaLYRA is the cool pony who likes to hang out. You can find most of the cool ponies with her. LYRA can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the LYRA motto, for example, that's how laid back she is.]

Couple gets married, couple makes babies.

You left out "baby experiences massively accelerated growth cycle."

Anyway, there's still no certainty she'll even appear in the show, especially not in season 3.Looking at the box art, it'd also be kinda lazy to just go with a Sweetie Belle recolour.

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

You left out "baby experiences massively accelerated growth cycle."

Anyway, there's still no certainty she'll even appear in the show, especially not in season 3.Looking at the box art, it'd also be kinda lazy to just go with a Sweetie Belle recolour.

Well, in all fairness, ponies ARE born at a decent size and are able to walk. I think it makes sense.

[AppleCobbler44Yeah, what she said]

Hur hur hur...
Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash were from G3 too! The funniest part? Rainbow Dash was Rarity, but more priccy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5vmXFhOARI


And I wonder why people my age turn to Anime instead of sticking to Western Animation during those times

[JaceNVTo save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise]

You left out "baby experiences massively accelerated growth cycle."

We can hold out hope that they advance the show by a year for the next season so that the Cakes' foals are older and everything looks chronologically correct at a glance.

...Nah, that ain't happening.

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

Oh yeah, Rainbow Dash was in G3. Zsa Zsa Gabor is actually a personal favorite of mine.

[PinkemonIts SO limited edition! :'D]

I...I'm just gonna stay positive and have faith in the team that already gave us so many good eps. Not gonna be freaked out just yet.

All I really want is ponies. No drama, no rustled jimmies, just ponies.

[DiscordWhat have I done? Sweet Chaos, what have I done? Become a beast in the night, Become a God on the run, And have I fallen so far, And is the hour so late, That nothing remains but the cry of my hate, The cries in the dark that nobody hears, Here where I stand at the turning of years]

All I can say is damn you Disney for making Princesses this overbearing for little girls stuff

[AppleCobbler44Yeah, what she said]

All I really want is ponies. No drama, no rustled jimmies, just ponies.

Will a still screen of the Mane 6 posing with the Main theme playing for 23 minutes satisfy you then?

[Crow.Why, of course!I'm clearly insane! .]

I...I'm just gonna stay positive and have faith in the team that already gave us so many good eps. Not gonna be freaked out just yet.

All I really want is ponies. No drama, no rustled jimmies, just ponies.

I'm honestly fine with more of the same. Because "the same" constitutes character development and general goofy fun stuff

[catheadOnce Smitten Twice Fluttershy]

I just want to remind everyone that a lot of people had almost these exact same reactions to S2 stuff, and look what a great season we got there. People tend to forget that the show isn't just Lauren and there are a lot of talented people working on the show who love what they do and know how to handle what Hasbro throws at them. Have a little faith in them!

Also if I remember correctly there was a So-SoFt bAby pInKiE PiE!!!!! awhile back and it's not like Pinkie turned into some pink eldritch monstrosity (yet?!?) so I think we'll be OK. If Skyla does end up in the show they'll probably do something funny or creative with her.

[PinkemonIts SO limited edition! :'D]

Will a still screen of the Mane 6 posing with the Main theme playing for 23 minutes satisfy you then?

Under some circumstances, it could.

Seriously though, like I said before, I'm mostly saying that I'll just stay positive and wait till we actually get to see more episodes before I start panicking and get my jimmies all messed up.

[HuffyTheMagicDragonboop]

Hasbro told these folks to make an episode about a pink pony princess wedding and they made it brilliant.

I ain't even worried. Heck, if baby princess there shows up in the cartoon at all, she could easily turn out to be really cute/funny and the fans could end up loving her.
It's good to keep a healthy bit of worry and panic around though. More fun that way.

[Wayoshi]

Really, a half-page of rambling about this stuff? Well, it pushed us into the 1000s... over 1000 posts without a single episode synopsis yet, good job guys!

[AppleCobbler44Yeah, what she said]

It's good to keep a healthy bit of worry and panic around though. More fun that way.

I tend to have low expectations for anything I'm initially hyped about. That's probably why the worst episode in MLP FiM is a somewhat good episode

I have no doubt Season 3 *will probably* suck... but then when I see it, it'll suddenly blow me away

Really, a half-page of rambling about this stuff? Well, it pushed us into the 1000s... over 1000 posts without a single episode synopsis yet, good job guys!

Hey, if a bunch of users are able to get to 1000 posts with little to no actual synopsis, it must mean we're super hyped for S3... or it's just the pony-less summer... probably both

[Whitenoise PosterI am going to eat this entire oak tree because I am a powerful wizard!]

I'm going to be disappointed if season three is good and not an unprecedented disaster.

[thatbastardkenWant it, Need it]

Yeah pretty much. I want to see wailing and gnashing of teeth. Everyone a princess. Even Big Mac. Especially Big Mac. Princess Derpy singing songs about time travel. Strawberry Shortcake crossovers. The works.

[kidcoelacanthalicorn twilight is fucking garbage]

Has my Little Pony jumped the shark? Next time, my analysis and more...

[BartonFink]

Princess Derpy singing songs about time travel.

Why is this included in a list of bad ideas?

[thatbastardkenWant it, Need it]

Princess Big Macintosh is the best idea.

We need an Eeyup smilie.

[kidcoelacanthalicorn twilight is fucking garbage]

Frankly I'm not surprised by a potential babby princess or whatever nor am I going to get upset about it because as silly as it may be, we're all watching a show made to sell toys to little girls and this is just the way things go as such. Once you start getting mad about new toy-driven characters it's probably a sign of taking this goofy thing too seriously.

That being said where the fuck is my god damn Scootaloo episode?!

[thatbastardkenWant it, Need it]

Scootaloo doesn't sell toys because she is the worst.

[kidcoelacanthalicorn twilight is fucking garbage]

Scootaloo doesn't sell toys because she is the worst.

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

Cadance will be in several episodes this next season. Her running gag will be irritability and morning sickness.

[MasterOfKnees]

Well, I guess we can assume that SA and Cadance are going to be parents VERY soon.

Heck no, that's what partly ruined Fairy Godparents for me.

She looks kind of... odd... I guess it's fine, ever since A Canterlot Wedding aired I'm fairly certain the the writers can turn anything awesome with ponies.

[Wayoshi]

Heck no, that's what partly ruined Fairy Godparents for me.

FoP was long gone before that insertion (which at least was somewhat fresh for a little while), with the Jimmy/Timmy extremely meh crap. I think that series peaked at Channel Chasers, that would have made a great series finale.

[MasterOfKnees]

FoP was long gone before that insertion (which at least was somewhat fresh for a little while), with the Jimmy/Timmy extremely meh crap. I think that series peaked at Channel Chasers, that would have made a great series finale.

That's true, but that purple ball child was what hit the nail for me. But yeah, it was long gone before that, Channel Chasers should indeed have been the finale.

It's extremely fucked here in Denmark because part of the show is aired on Disney Channel, and the other half of the show is airing on Nickelodeon. Both have different voice actors, I think they've skipped a couple of seasons that are in between. I'm just lucky that I can set my TV to play the english voices, which also means I don't have to stick with the VERY rubbish dub of MLP. Danish dubs used to kick ass, but today they just suck majorly. Anyways, kind of side tracked here.

[Gruekinda magical]

OK, remember that Will Anderson's cryptic post? For some reason everyone interpreted it as confirmation that there will be a musical episode (which I find extremely far-fetched). But you're overlooking the real secret.

The first letters of each row spell BABIES, rearranged.

Princess Skyla is only the beginning. Prepare for Newborn Cuties, G4 edition.

[TailspinQueen of the skies]

Princess Skyla is only the beginning. Prepare for Newborn Cuties, G4 edition.

Click here to view video.

[Bag of Magic Food]

I took the "six" poem to mean that there would be a whole new Main Six.

Hur hur hur...
Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash were from G3 too! The funniest part? Rainbow Dash was Rarity, but more priccy

And Pinkie Pie was the slow-talking, overly rational one! I think you could make some great odd couples just by pairing up G3 and G4 characters who have the same name.

[AramekYour MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue."So you're saying..."Your brain is about 20% tumor.]

Know what would be a laugh riot? Hearing Cadance exactly say "We're preggers!"
And then Twi be all like and Pinkie be all and AJ be all like

[drunkill]

We have a bun in the oven!

Buns? WHy not a cake?

[Whitenoise PosterI am going to eat this entire oak tree because I am a powerful wizard!]

Has my Little Pony jumped the shark? Next time, my analysis and more...

That reminds, me. Dash needs to literally jump a shark.

[AppleCobbler44Yeah, what she said]

And Pinkie Pie was the slow-talking, overly rational one!

And don't forget: great singer!

(im not responsible if your ears bleed ):

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