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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am
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What do ghosts play in the school band?
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Haunting melodies.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am
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Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?
![I have no strong feelings one way or another. :maud:](./images/smilies/emot-maud.png)
So she could draw the curtains.
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by Dong Strongly (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am
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what did the grape say to the vine
nothing, grapes don’t talk
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am
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Where is the English Channel?
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I don't think we get it on our TV.
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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm
I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:
Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:23 pm
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
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A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.
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by Octavia (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
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A pet store had a
bird fish contest. No perches necessary.
Alternate version
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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm
that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort
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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm
Daikatuna wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am
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Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.
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That may be just the tip of the iceberg.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am
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Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?
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The music teacher.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am
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What did one plate say to the other?
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Lunch is on me.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am
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Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.
![diagnosis ponies :drpony:](./images/smilies/diagnosisponies.png)
Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am
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What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?
![a cup of sour? :bluh:](./images/smilies/applebelch.png)
They both smell and they're both runny.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am
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I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm
I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box
it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it
I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am
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One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.
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I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am
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This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.
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If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.
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by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
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It runs in your jeans.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am
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Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?
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Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am
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Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?
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No, but I've seen them kill mice.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am
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When is it easy to read a book in the woods?
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When autumn turns the leaves.
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by Octavia (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?
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To work on his pecks
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am
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Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?
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Police suspect a cereal killer.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am
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I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.
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I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am
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If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
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The one on the range.
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by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:35 pm
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am
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Why are clouds like people riding horses?
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Because they hold the reins.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
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Because he had the drumsticks.
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