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PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:37 pm

“hey there big guy” she says “do you want to “check” out my “books” at the “library” I can give you a “library card” but make sure you “return” the “books” “on-time” our you'll receive a “late fee” and also make sure to “wash your hands” berfore “reading” the “books” you don't want to get the “books” “dirty””
finally, you say, finally you found your true love a horse as awkward as you
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:20 pm

WARNING: LOTS OF SEX!
This is what we call a good sign in this rodeo.
I was walking home from school one sunny afternoon. I was exhausted after school, mainly because of the tough classes, and I wanted to just go home and watch some My Little Pony, possibly my favorite TV show.
As I walked in the door of my home, I saw a big, white alicorn in the living room!
"P-Princess Celestia!" I bowed to her in sudden awe.
"Ah, my favorite human, Chris!" Celestia said.
"How do you know about me?" I asked.
"I have been watching you for quite a while." The princess said. "And I have made a conclusion that you are worthy of becoming my new alicorn prince and the Seventh Element, the Element of Bravery!" She exclaimed.
No there isn't anything I skipped. This is the start of the story.
"Oh my god, this is awesome!" I said as I hugged the giant white alicorn. "So, what should we do first? Teleport me to Equestria?"
"Before we do that, I have been feeling a little bit...horny." Celestia winked as she laid down on the couch.
No there isn't anything I skipped. These are the next two lines.
Celestia used her magic to unbutton my jeans and pulled them down, revealing my Derpy boxers.
Frankly at this point I'd pull the jeans back up, button them again, mutter some apologies and leave forever.

Celestia doesn't and chooses to associate with him further.
"Would you like any accessories to wear?"
"Maybe a cape like Trixie's and a fez. Because fez's are cool!" I said.
Today we're reintroducing one of my favorite signs: using that one flash pony-maker program as the be-all, end-all of OC design.

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And we end up here, with this dork, his cape that doesn't match, and a fez like he's nearly as swag as montana mole.
"Hi there, how may I help you?" Twilight asked, a smile on her face. It looked like she was having a good day today.
"Uh, yes, hi, um, I was sent here by Celestia and Luna. I'm the Seventh Element of Harmony."
"Right, yes, I actually got a letter from the princess's telling me about your arrival. Would you like to come in? I can make you some food if you want."
Glad the author at least gets the part where she's somewhat awkward.

From there it sorta peters out to an abrupt conclusion as it's unfinished. Started strong though, fastest start-to-sex-with-Celestia I've seen.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:23 pm

Imagine you're about to go down on someone, only to find they're wearing underwear of your local mailman.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:39 pm

it's back

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:44 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:20 pm
Today we're reintroducing one of my favorite signs: using that one flash pony-maker program as the be-all, end-all of OC design.

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I'm p. sure this thread and its previous incarnation caused people like Dal and Dexanth enormous amounts of pain, so I guess it's good that this thread is hurting the people who majorly care about visual art too. LIKE ME :gonkity:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:50 pm

uiuuuugh I just remembered I was planning to take some time to read the entire old thread... and now it's gone.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ixnay (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:11 pm

RIP all the posts of me reading entire fanfics of people transforming into ponies and having sex with each other

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:13 pm

better get back to work ixnay
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:13 pm

and yet people started another thread

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:15 pm

a new thread for ixnay to get back to work
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:47 pm

ixnay wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:11 pm
RIP all the posts of me reading entire fanfics of people transforming into ponies and having sex with each other
[extremely Adam Jensen voice] Yeah, RIP.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:48 pm

Though if you really want to I am p. sure there are other epic (in terms of length and/or influence on the fandom, not so much in terms of quality) fanfics that can be read for this thread :pinkieshrug:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ixnay (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:26 pm

browsing the recent stories and there's not a lot of funny bad but we'll see what we can find
I needed more, I needed to kill soo much more. And so I did. Day after day, kill after kill, I was ending lives left and right for a month. And never had I thought that somepony would try to apprehend me for my crimes, but somepony is. Others would cower in fear, I say let the show begin.
ow the edge
I let out a loud snarl, this pony won’t just leave me alone. I decided to pick up and warn this darn pony, “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME AT THIS LATE-ASS FUCKING HOUR?!” I shouted through the phone.
That’s when I shit my pants, figuratively at least. Although it felt like I really shit my pants.
Nopony tried to contact the authorities, because I’d kill them before they could. Not that I was leaving any alive. I was just picking my victims in a careful manner.
have you guessed who the character saying all those lines is? that's right, it's pinkie pie, obviously.

moving on,
A baby girl came to Equestria on a beam of light as her world was ending. She was found by Princess Celestia and taken in to raise as her own foal. This is the story of the non-pony of Equestria and the life she faces with trying to fit in, in this new magical world.
Also found on ff.net under my penname Draco MalfoyGirl 16
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okay this story is a special kind of bad, let's count all the ways to describe something as white in just the first paragraph
Within one of the ivory tower’s balcony
a large pony with a snow-colored coat
a long milky unicorn horn
Her alabaster wings were folded
haha also holy shit apparently fimfiction has functionality now where you can click on a paragraph and have it read to you via a text-to-speech robot voice

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:03 am

ixnay wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:11 pm
RIP all the posts of me reading entire fanfics of people transforming into ponies and having sex with each other
Do it again

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:06 am

Jeez Fontra, you can't just ask people to transform into a pony and then have sex with someone :offendash:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:10 am

“What makes it worser was that Adolf Hitler shouted ‘Kill the ponies! This is your mothers prayer! Kill the Ponies! Donot let up! Donot show murcey! Death to the pony invader!”

“Don’t talk, I can’t listen anymore!” Spitfire shouted at the verge of tears

“FUCKING HITLER!” Silver Spoon shouted throwing her spear onto the floor

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:44 am

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:50 pm
uiuuuugh I just remembered I was planning to take some time to read the entire old thread... and now it's gone.

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Dodged a bullet there.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:55 pm

the most downvoted fanfic on fimfiction is My Little Dashie. This is offset by 12k upvotes and also that My Little Dashie is mostly dull.

The second most downvoted fanfic is 120 Days of Blueblood.
his story is rated 18+ for graphic descriptions of necrophilia, rape, incest, torture, watersports, scat, pedofoalila and jaywalking. Anyone uncomfortable with these topics should not read it! Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
It's Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom, but with magic horses.
"We hath decided to divulge the secret of our eternal youth to thee," Celestia said, "Our beauty hath been preserved through an ancient rejuvenation ritual. With the aid of dark, forbidden magics, my sister and I hath managed to live for more than one thousand years. Such a potent spell requires sacrifice, which we obtain by regularly bathing in the blood of virgin fillies."
It's hard to mine Salo for content for this thread.

Most downvotes as a metric by itself has weaknesses, as that requires a certain amount of attention. Most of the top entries are just really loved stories that have a lot of votes in general. 90% up/10% down goes to the top when it's 4500 up/500 down.

There's The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis, which has a fucking sith lightsaber of a vote bar.
Martin Willis fell from earth into ponyvile by acidentlee walking into a portle meant only for ponees to get into our world so they can pretend to be non speakers and watch us secretly. He accidentlee waled in it when they didnt know that he was there was to fall in and invade .
Hey twilight. He yelled happily at the sexy purple mare who walked by him.
I think I know why.
She naughtily giggled and pushing my hand to her place parts said you can fall in this hole.
Pretty sure I know why.
What the fuck twilight.
agreed.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:44 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:50 pm
uiuuuugh I just remembered I was planning to take some time to read the entire old thread... and now it's gone.

:gonkity:
I grabbed it from Google cache. It may yet live again.

Except for this page, which sadly has been lost to the ravages of time:

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:47 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:55 pm
Most downvotes as a metric by itself has weaknesses, as that requires a certain amount of attention. Most of the top entries are just really loved stories that have a lot of votes in general. 90% up/10% down goes to the top when it's 4500 up/500 down.
Even popular stories have some weird results because the rankings are heavily weighted toward ratio of upvotes to downvotes. Looking at the top stories of all time, there's one with 749 up / 5 down that ranks higher than a story with 2,365 up / 30 down. And both of those are above a story with 4,642 up / 69 down.

On the other hand, I'd like to be able to just search for stories with that 90% approval rating because a lot of what gets posted these days is pretty dire.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:55 pm

SlateSlabrock wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:47 pm
On the other hand, I'd like to be able to just search for stories with that 90% approval rating because a lot of what gets posted these days is pretty dire.
Was fanfiction in the early days better? Maybe people put more effort into it back in the first and second summers since there were still tons of unexplored aspects of the characters and world, whereas now there's not much that hasn't been defined in either canon or fanon?
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:17 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:55 pm
Was fanfiction in the early days better? Maybe people put more effort into it back in the first and second summers since there were still tons of unexplored aspects of the characters and world, whereas now there's not much that hasn't been defined in either canon or fanon?
Hahahaha wow yeah no it was super gross then too.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:29 pm

There was never a time when it was "better", just individual authors making decent things.

This means sept 2011-oct 2012 was the best time, as it was when argembarger was active.
Also, there was a zeppelin. A pony zeppelin! A zeppelin, with ponies in it. You can pretty much stop reading now if you want, as your mind should be thoroughly blown by now. Who was the captain of the pony zeppelin? What was his/her story? What kinds of things has s/he experienced? It doesn't matter, because we're talking about rainbow castles now. I guess you just missed out on the literal zeppelin fanfiction of a lifetime.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Dexanth (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:59 pm

ixnay wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:11 pm
RIP all the posts of me reading entire fanfics of people transforming into ponies and having sex with each other
I guess you should just reread Five Score and ID again

at least I think you read the Kafka story

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Dexanth (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:01 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:29 pm
There was never a time when it was "better", just individual authors making decent things.

This means sept 2011-oct 2012 was the best time, as it was when argembarger was active.
idk i mean pre-Cupcakes fandom fanfic was a different thing

in that FIMfic didnt exist yet so everyone hadn't realized how much demand there was for stuff

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Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:05 pm

By the way, the Imaginary Worlds podcast did a fanfiction episode.

It's very heavily weighted toward singing the praises of Star Trek: TOS slash fiction, so... a lot of it's the kind of stories that gave me a bad impression of fanfiction in the first place. :fluttershock:

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ixnay (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:32 pm

Dexanth wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:59 pm
I guess you should just reread Five Score and ID again

at least I think you read the Kafka story
Yeah I definitely read that one

It looks like there’s a group for stories related to five score with dozens of stories in it so I could probably go back to that well, I guess

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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:58 pm

Does someone still have Cuteo's wonderful fanart for that one fanfic where Luna turns out to be Twilight's mom through very contrived circumstances and Twilight physically reverts back to a toddler just so Luna can fetishistically relive her daughter's childhood

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Post by ixnay (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:17 am

TWILIGHT SPARKLE, SECRET BABY

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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Perrydotto wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:58 pm
Does someone still have Cuteo's wonderful fanart for that one fanfic where Luna turns out to be Twilight's mom through very contrived circumstances and Twilight physically reverts back to a toddler just so Luna can fetishistically relive her daughter's childhood

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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The Friendship Tale wrote:It's been half a year, since Jacob Dracons became a god, who protects the Milky Way. His life started to be a monothony of looking at the universe. Of course, he was spending time with his friends and family, but he knew that, it won't last long. As a god, Jacob was an immortal being, so he couldn't die in natural way. It's hard to him to get used to it, especialy after things, that happened half a year ago. The only thing, that made him happy, in this loop of responsibilities, were cartoons.
Haaaas heeee lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
Jacob was intrested mostly by Twilight. She's an alicorn, link of all kinds of ponies. She wasn't like that at the beginning, she crossed the long way to get her wings. Her way reminded him about his own way here. Even villans, who she fought, reminded him about his own nenesis, Ven'galion. According to canon, alicorns were an immortal creatures.
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"Twilight, you wanted to see us?" Celestia asked confused.

"She had a dream. About alicorn." Luna said, confused, like her sister.

"Exactly" Twilight agreed. "He had orange coat and eyes, long, light brown mane and scar through the left eye"

"Have you seen his cutie mark?" Celestia asked.

"Yes. It looked like ten cutie marks as one, eight in circle, two in the middle. That were fireball, snowflake, mountain, three metal pieces, three water drops, three lightnings, wind blast, three drops of blood, sun and black hole. I think, that he can control elemental forces."
"Sounds like a really shitty OC," Spike muttered, but the author didn't hear him.
After few minutes of running, he found himself on the edge of the forest. In the distance, he saw familiar looking town. It was Ponyville, the village of ponies and place, where Mane 6 lived. When he wanted to go there, suddenly, he felt really tired and he fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in some kind of cage. Around him, there was so many scientific equipment. He saw his bionic left arm, lying on the table. In front of him, there was familiar, lavender mare. She was analysing something. Jacob stood up and started to hit cage. Mare was little scared.
I thought she was a little pony. :rimshot:
"Twi-light." Jacob replied. Twilight was really suprised. She took a scroll of paper and started to note.

"Abillity of verbal communicatnion. Amazing. Do you have any name?"
Well, at least one of them has verbal communicatnion.
"I just studied it." She said with excitement. "Outstanding immunity, tissue regeneration, highly builded muscle tissue, high intelligence and memory and powerful magic abillites, equal to alicorns. This kind of being is imporsible to exist."
Twilight... have you been drinking?
"I'll tell you with pleasure, but outside the cage, with some tea and in better clothes." He said, teleporting out of cage and changing his pyjamas into shoes, jeans, black T-shirt and his faithful dragonscale coat. "Mush better." He said with satisfaction.
:excite: Oh, you're a draconequus. That explains everything!
Twilight was wondered and suprised by Jacob, because cage has spell, that can stop every known kind of magic.
Yet he still got pwned by Shao Khan.
Twilight invited to her castle her friends. They really warm greated Jacob in Equestria. Fluttershy was little scared of him, but he showed her, that he's a really nice guy. They all seat in the map room and talked.
:twiright: Good thing all those pesky character-building scenes are out of the way!
"It's good to see you, Elemental Prince." Celestia said, still bowing.

"WHAT!?" All said in union.

"Ok, What the fuck is going on here?" Jacob asked confused. Celestia stood up."You came here to destroy evil in Equestria, didn't you?" Celestia asked.

"This is so much fucked up. I'm not Elemental Prince. I'm Jacob Dracons. Guy, who walked through the deep shit. Maybe I can use elemental magic, but it's not making me a prince already. If you're looking for a hero, it's wrong address. I'm fucking done with this 'heroism'. I just want to live, like I want. And none sunass bitch will tell me, what am I or what should I do."
What a nice guy! :-D

But it's all because he's so tightly-wound from his tragic past, you see.
My dear Jacob

If you read this, it means, that Zukutris finally ended my life. It's little ironic, because my mom died in the same way. I didn't told you about that, because you were already in huge mind breakdown. I only wanted to say, that time, what we spended together, was the best thing, that happened in my pretty short life. I'm sorry, that we couldn't spend more. All I wanted to say, is that I love you, sly smartass, and I will forever. At least, I will be with my parents, and mother-in-low/your mom. Please, don't go nuts, and don't feel bad about me. Just remember about our time together. Take care about universe and find someone, who will help you stay sane.

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It's like raiii-yayiin on your wedding day!
"I can give you normal life, if you want to." She said with closed eyes. "Everyone did something, that he or she regrets. But they can repair their bad things with good things. And, as Princess of Friendship and your friend, I will support you in that."

Jacob blushed and smiled.

"Thank you, Twilight. I think, I should first say sorry to Celestia. You think, that she's angry for that 'Princess Giant Ass'?"

A few moments later...

Celestia hit Jacob by her hoof, right to the face.
Happy ending! :party:
Suddenly, Jacob heard something simillar to giant bee of fly. He looked throught the window. Changelings attacked Ponyville.
Thorax, nooooo

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ixnay (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:07 am

"Have you seen his cutie mark?" Celestia asked.

"Yes. It looked like ten cutie marks as one, eight in circle, two in the middle. That were fireball, snowflake, mountain, three metal pieces, three water drops, three lightnings, wind blast, three drops of blood, sun and black hole. I think, that he can control elemental forces."
Can one of you artistic people draw this ridiculous cutie mark, pretty please

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Dexanth (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:34 am

Are you sure he isnt a Pokemon Master with that kind of Cutie Mark

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:48 am

SlateSlabrock wrote:
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Even popular stories have some weird results because the rankings are heavily weighted toward ratio of upvotes to downvotes. Looking at the top stories of all time, there's one with 749 up / 5 down that ranks higher than a story with 2,365 up / 30 down. And both of those are above a story with 4,642 up / 69 down.

On the other hand, I'd like to be able to just search for stories with that 90% approval rating because a lot of what gets posted these days is pretty dire.
It sounds like they aren't weighted at all and go purely by ratio

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:51 am

no one who programs these sites takes statistics smdh

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:08 am

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:19 pm

Contains: Giantess, Hyper Muscle Growth, Soft Vore, Crush (no gore; crush victims are cartoonishly flattened), Sex
Is soft vore, like, vore for grandpas who can only eat apple sauce and jello?
A human who went to a convention as a time sweeper and got a sweeper from a shady merchant which sends him into equestria to clear up the time corruptions/glitches.
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So you know how there are dozens of OC stories circling around? Well I decided to do one on one of my OC characters Firestarter Dazzle. In this story he has a darker side deep within him that is just begging to come out by any means. Starter has be careful about his temper around his friends at Wonderbolt Academy and around Fleetfoot who pretty much doesn't like him. A mare that goes by the name of Thorn heart saw his pain and wants him to reveal a darker side to him that even he didn't know about. Anyway enjoy the story!
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:13 pm

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:59 pm

Leaving the Nest wrote:When the CMC learn of a mission to help the Japandas (A unique race I made that I hope becomes a thing!) with finding their talents. Thing is... their big sisters (and one pegasus of awesome) don't want them to go.
MLP HUMAN INTRO wrote:All stories have hero's, and the series is like others by introducing our heroes. Prepare to see the HUMANE 6 in a new light filled with tradgidy, hardship, and face the matters that many girls in today's society have to go through.
Am I Losing My Sanity wrote:Hello, you may know me as Jake Eisienburg. I have been brought to this strange yet very colorful world.
As a bonus I gained the abilities of a Lighting-Fire Phoenix. However there are many problems including

1. I am the only human here
2. Ponies are the dominant species
3. The phoenix inside me is here just to laugh at my failures
But I will, as a human find a way to Survive or Die trying.
Dino Saurian Rex Season 1 volume 1 wrote:A young semi-brony paleontologist with autism name Brandon Carter realizes that the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was real when he was transported into another world populated by peaceful ponies that develop magic, but an invincible monarch name Queen Chrysalis is about to seek revenge after the events of the final episode of Season 6. When Brandon discovered that Late Cretaceous Dinosaurs from Earth have been transported into this world after extinction, he realizes that whatever killed off the remaining dinosaurs on Earth were the Changelings that turned out to be extraterrestrials that are planning for world domination on our planet. With the Elements of Harmony won't be able to defeat Chrysalis and her alien army as she launches a devastating attack on Equestria with a with a force more powerful than any Alicorn magic ever, they must go on a quest to find six dinosaurs called Guardians of Equestria to stop her before she launches an invasion on Earth.

Note: Gore for extraterrestrials and some dead animals, deaths can occur for most villains, monsters, some animals, and background characters, and contains some war violence. A crossover of XCOM: Enemy Within. This story took place after the events of Season 7 and My Little Pony: The Movie (don't judge me about the franchise).

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