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Re: Garbage Dump Thread Episode (?) A New Dump

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:23 pm

this post is to tell you that my censoring script also works on video titles as long as I don't click play so that video appears to be titled "Wild butt"
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Re: Garbage Dump Thread Episode (?) A New Dump

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:03 pm

Highbrow Dash wrote:
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nothing like a depressed horse cartoon to balance out the happy horse cartoon
same unironically
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:28 pm

same but the opposite.

or whatever it is that means "nice things with happy feelings all of the time"
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Re: Garbage Dump Thread Episode (?) A New Dump

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:49 pm

Aria Genisi wrote:
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fuck, i just realized that my topics where I wrote a lot of words on Doom 2016 and the Kirby Series are lost forever

rip, i was actually planning on returning to the kirby topic before the year was out
Fun fact, the latter of those threads is one of the last ones I read before the horsepocalypse. A blog that posts Kirby music had posted Planet Robobot's mix of the music that plays vs. Dark Matter and I went back to your thread to find a link to the original KDL2 song.
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Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:21 am

the way my family plays [Monopoly], we allow players to bundle their monopolies into tranches. we then auction pieces of those tranches to other players, who get a small chunk of money any time sone lands on one of those properties and has to pay rent. players can then combine their tranches with other bits of tranches they own into a new security that they then auction off to other players at will, paying some portion of their dividends downstream. now here's where it gets interesting: players can borrow against the value of their securities in order to build houses and hotels on theor property, so that they drive rents higher. they can then borrow against those houses and hotels in order to buy or improve other properties they own. other players can then buy insurance against those loans failing, so that they get a large chunk of that player's money when the player goes bankrupt. eventually the whole system gets so complicated that one person lands on free parking and therefore fails to pay anybody rent for a single turn, which causes a cascading series of failed payments and drives everybody bankrupt. but at the end of the game the bank gives everyone their money back, we euthanize the dog, and then we set fire to our Risk game board

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Re: Garbage Dump Thread Episode (?) A New Dump

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:59 pm

geese beaks have little teeth

this disturbs me

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:59 pm

the goose is a evil animal

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:00 pm

why does it exist

why are there teeth

why the teeth

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why

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:01 pm

why is the plural of goose geese and not gooses

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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:03 pm

you goose you lose
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don't goose

not even once

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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:19 pm

are you a goose?
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honk honk

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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:22 pm

a goose clown, fascinating :ponder:
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:00 pm

Geese bites feel so nice. :plonk:
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duck duck duck
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Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:27 pm

Geese are jerks.

Source: I had a pond in my back yard growing up.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:19 am

don't get bit by geese, instead make friends with them
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:55 am

Geese are shits and deserve to die, but probably slightly less than swans do
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:59 am

swans are the true evil

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Daikatuna wrote:
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swans are the true evil
Swans are the best get rekt
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:04 am

Wow lot's of swan hate ITT.
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star wars fans: i hate the ewoks they were the worst part of rotj
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:53 am

I'm on a course that actually has tracking for absences


so I'm skipping the first lecture, thus meaning I can't skip any other ones, thus meaning I won't have to write some extra essay or whatever because I've accumulated too many absences


it's the perfect plan
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:-I

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:01 am

it's even better than my other plan that I used for certain other courses


it was called "can't be absent if you're never present"
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Post by !saak (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:37 am

ya know in my head the op of the garbage dumps is always tailspin

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eternal garbage dump op

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RIP Syndrome wrote:
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I'm on a course that actually has tracking for absences


so I'm skipping the first lecture, thus meaning I can't skip any other ones, thus meaning I won't have to write some extra essay or whatever because I've accumulated too many absences


it's the perfect plan
How about not skipping any at all in case an emergency happens and you absolutely can't make it to another later in the year?
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:22 am

well a. if that should happen, i'd just be absent and not care

b. it won't happen

c. there's a grand total of six of these and all the material is online. think i'll manage from a educationary perspective

d. skipping school is fun and a right that i legally have as a university student. technically they're not allowed to track that, but that gets ignored on really short courses like this one, which is kinda suspect imo
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Post by !saak (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:20 am

lmao, went to the liquor store to get a bottle of port cuz I landed an animation gig and they asked for my ID.

apparently I have a cute baby face ama

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Post by Mad Surge (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:29 am

Isaak looks too pretty and youthful to pass as an adult :vogue:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:23 am

!saak wrote:
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lmao, went to the liquor store to get a bottle of port cuz I landed an animation gig and they asked for my ID.

apparently I have a cute baby face ama
I stopped getting carded as soon as I grew a beard.
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Post by Mad Surge (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:27 am

I have some beard now, and people are still asking if I'm an adult at the tender age of almost 32 :v:
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:47 am

I get carded all the time because (apparently, I've been so told a couple of times) I look like I'm still in my teens most of the time


Though the funniest instance was last Friday. Around 16:30, buy a bunch of food and two cans of beer at the hypermarket, get carded. Buy five cans and nothing else at the local convenience store at around 20:30 with a shitload of teens around and even in the store, don't get carded. Literally the only difference appearance wise was that I had my beanie on a little different the second time, with my ears exposed. So there you go. Ears tell all.
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:49 am

No wait, sorry the funniest instance was at another hypermarket a couple of years ago, where I bought an energy drink and a Pepsi Max and got carded. Fucking what. Nearly flipped my lid at the cashier that time, because fuck you too lady, are you that fucking blind and stupid?
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:03 am

I get carded because the state of Tennessee requires everyone, no matter how old in appearance, to be carded.
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