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(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:55 am

Keeping the normal quote thread user-generated

<derpy> PONY HATE THE HAT

[23:13] <sirtophat> derpy, you're getting your whole own thread now how does that make you feel
[23:14] <derpy> the, you really Deploy to give
[23:14] <sirtophat> derpy, that's not good enough to put in
[23:14] <derpy> i have a feeling the new mlp live might be good

Derpy has also been featured in catchlights

http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/post/sho ... lattershy-

And some other art I can't remember where it is

Full list of derpy's commands:

!books
!bro
!darpa
!darpy
!derpy
!dorpy
!feed food
!freedom
!friend
!lf
!lonk
!love
!mafia
!muffia
!muffin
!pony
!ponygoons word +whole_word -unwanted_word user:somebody
!ponytube
!s
!thederp

Admin only:

derpy_limit lines_between_autoresponse
derpy_flood time_between_commands
derpy_title - turns title grabber on/off

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:28 pm

Yeah, Divine punishment needs the appropriate face... Maybe a big flaming skull with snake eyes :v:

14:55 WooMod derpy, who's the scum?
14:55 derpy you're actually scum
14:55 Geomancing
14:55 WooMod
14:55 Godna oh wow
14:56 Godna screen cap this
14:56 OFSheep ##vote woomod
14:56 blueshift holy shit
14:56 Snofeld holy hell derpy that is stone cold

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:00 pm

09:59 Geomancing derpy, does dinky make you muffins?
09:59 derpy he does do hippy ass you know,
09:59 Godna what?

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:47 pm

godna wrote:09:59 Geomancing derpy, does dinky make you muffins?
09:59 derpy he does do hippy ass you know,
09:59 Godna what?

Hippy ass is a hell of a drug. :bluh:

(?) · by **Opposing Farce** (?) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:02 pm

15:46 Opposing derpy, why do we keep doing things that we know will hurt us?
15:46 derpy because that owned

I'm not going to bring up a tired old topic that never goes anywhere good and is always, always terrible, so I'm just going to say that no, it most certainly did not :bluh:

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:29 pm

Code: Select all: [16:24] <numsOic> !pony [16:24] <derpy> PONY SEE THE SEX [16:24] <Dead_Horse> NO DERPY NOOOOOOOOOOO [16:24] <numsOic> okay excise this function please [16:24] Geomancing (Mibbit@synIRC-104D9197.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has joined #ponygoons [16:24] <Opposing> oh god derpy [16:24] <Opposing> why [16:24] Eightfold_Away is now known as Eightfold_Way [16:24] <Contra_Calculus> Derpy [16:24] <Geomancing> PANIC [16:24] <Contra_Calculus> my god [16:24] <Dead_Horse> wait [16:24] <Geomancing> AAAAAAH [16:24] Pinkiebot has kicked derpy from #ponygoons (We don't need you, you chump!) [16:24] <Dead_Horse> that explains her eyes goin funny [16:25] <Eightfold_Way> NOOOOO [16:25] <Geomancing> Haha damn I missed it [16:25] <Eightfold_Way> What have you done [16:25] <Geomancing> What did she say [16:25] <Contra_Calculus> She was going insane [16:25] <Opposing> derpy learned too much from us [16:25] <numsOic> also why wasn't that filtered to MUFFIN [16:25] <sirtophat> forgot that word [16:25] derpy (~341663377@synIRC-A69B2C30.pghkny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #ponygoons [16:25] <numsOic> PONY SEE THE MUFFIN would be great [16:25] <Contra_Calculus> derpy, behave yourself

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:10 am

01:09:27 [numsOic] oh, so breaking syntax is fine but not punctuation?
01:09:44 [Chunky] !pony
01:09:44 [derpy] PONY PICK THE WORDS
01:09:46 [Chunky] lmao
01:09:53 [numsOic] fair enough

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:37 am

I like how PONY PULLS THE WAGON has turned into some horror movie esque broken English line.

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:21 pm

16:20:25 [sirtophat] derpy, yarma derpy ditzy dinky
16:20:26 [derpy] the heck

(?) · by **Contra Calculus** (?) » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:36 pm

22:31:29 [Contra_Calculus] derpy, what the fuck is going on?
22:31:30 [derpy] me?, a you! just who == you think you are, going it turning others into stone? you should be ashamed of yourself! i have half a mind to find your mother and tell her what That been thrain to, acer Off, now you go normally, there and turn By and my friend twilight back to normal. and don't ever let me catch you doing this changing do you understand

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:30 am

03:29 Godna derpy, you're the scum!
03:29 derpy now youre Equestria
03:29 badzerg lol
03:29 Godna and then godna was a pony
03:29 badzerg got you there
03:29 Aethis She told you

17:00:11 -!- godna has joined #ponygoons
17:00:11[derpy] <ToastGhost> I've heard that godna gives no fucks

I'm famous :awesomedash:

(?) · by **Control Volume** (?) » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:36 pm

In the quest to troubleshoot why derpy has such a foul mouth:

[14:35] <rt> !ponygoons fuck
[14:35] <derpy> <badzerg> right in the nose

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:16 am

This came up during a discussion on the DSM-V, I asked about the reclassification of aspergers.

(3:52:21 AM) Tallgeese: In regards to Aspergers
(3:52:30 AM) Tallgeese: The fact is, technically Aspergers is a form of autism.
(3:52:51 AM) Tallgeese: So what they're doing is going "Well, okay, let's just have it as one disorder, and you can basically go mild, moderate, severe on it
(3:52:53 AM) SenatorDash: Yeah Tallgeese
(3:52:54 AM) derpy: RUINED yeah it's twilight situation

What? I know plenty about friendship!

Edit: Double post!

(2:27:03 AM) Warp: derpy, you have to actually explain it, not just say you did
(2:27:05 AM) derpy: you know, i had a scary line of thought then cut myself

Edit2: Triple post! Derpy's trying to assimilate the other bots! :starity:

(4:14:29 AM) Godna: derpy, who should everyone else vote for?
(4:14:30 AM) derpy: cheerilee: now girls, so be good sports! you made a great effort and you should giving proud. now come on! off a

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:43 am

Wow I get here for the first time and I'm already, responsible for a ridiculous amount of posts.

I'm beating my own whitenoise.

(?) · by **Throbulator** (?) » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:42 pm

<Throbulator> derpy, brushie brushie brushie?
<derpy> today tomorrow and forever

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:37 am

20:33 Godna derpy, why does town hate me?
20:33 derpy my avatar tells me that luna does not care at into godna
20:33 sirtophat because valve makes more money from the microtransactions than game sales
20:33 Chunky hell yeah bro
20:33 Godna huh
20:33 Chunky tell me about a game you are joining
20:33 Godna can someone translate that?
20:34 Godna because I think derpy just called me out
20:34 sirtophat luna doesn't care at into you
20:34 rt derpy is getting mystical

Did I just get called out by derpy?

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:11 am

I made !ponygoons much more functional. !ponygoons word +whole_word -unwanted_word user:somebody

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:31 pm

[13:28] <wareya> sirtophat: so what gender is derpy
[13:29] <sirtophat> female
[13:29] <sirtophat> that's why I call her her all the time
[13:29] <wareya> does this mean that she's a transexual
[13:29] <sirtophat> what no
[13:29] <wareya> I mean
[13:29] <wareya> chad
[13:29] Genisi (~genisi@synIRC-C56B8CFC.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #ponygoons
[13:29] <derpy> <Genisi> Nope
[13:29] <sirtophat> ^
[13:29] <Genisi> .avi

Backstory: derpy used to be named chad and go to another channel wareya went to

(?) · by **PikaPuff** (?) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:45 pm

bots are as bad as jerkcity :rariwhat:

(?) · by **Numerosix** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:27 am

PikaPuff wrote:bots are as bad as jerkcity

More like derpcity. :iamapony:

(?) · by **Topshot** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:33 am

I think this is the most appropriate place to put this:

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:04 pm

09:02 Godna derpy, how did you call wmod out as scum so early?
09:02 derpy dunno just hanging out
09:02 Godna huh
09:02 Godna well
09:02 Geomancing She hugs him and says, 'Oh you humans are so self centered. You can't do anything to harm Nature.'
09:02 Godna derpy, is the best at mafia!
09:02 derpy mafia how not a fun game

Derpy, doesn't like my mafia game. :fluttersmith:

shame she was spot on earlier than anyone else.

10:27 derpy yeah - - it was an 1/7th scum team
10:28 Godna see!
10:28 sirtophat !mafia
10:28 Godna she spoted 2 of the scum team easy

Its offical I'm using derpy bot to determine my votes from here on out.

(?) · by **Orange Cream** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:46 pm

Wait, what is this exactly?

(?) · by **Silly Pony** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:39 pm

Derpy likes to chat on IRC. You should come and participate in this madness!

(?) · by **SirTopHat** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:49 pm

[15:04] <Contra_Calculus> goddamn derpy, you are fucking fat
...
[15:06] derpy has kicked Contra_Calculus from #ponygoons (derpy)

(?) · by **Tailspin** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:03 pm

Wait, bots can do that?

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:16 pm

<Contra_Calculus> derpy, why is the book barn acting like a bunch of babies?
<derpy> derpy, why am i so goddamn retarded?
<Contra_Calculus> Oh, so is this about me calling you fat is it?

<Chunky> derpy, is contra a butt fart
<%derpy> le butt

(?) · by **Contra Calculus** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:26 pm

I'll stop being mean to Derpy, guys :fluttersmith:

I feel bad now. I'm just an angry drunk.

(?) · by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:39 pm

<WT_Fits> !ponygoons WT_Fits
<derpy> <Genisi> Hi WT_Fits
<ComradeCosmobot> HAhahahaha
<WT_Fits> I need to lurk less.
<ComradeCosmobot> That's great
<rt> !ponygoons user:WT_Fits
<derpy> <WT_Fits> !pony
<rt> lol
<WT_Fits> !pony
<derpy> PONY TERRIBLE THE BUILDING
<WT_Fits> Derpy critiques architecture in her spare time.

I definitely need to lurk less.

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:56 pm

<Contra_Calculus> derpy, I love you so much. You're my bestest friend.
<%derpy> hello my future girlfriend

Oh god, it's a monster.

(?) · by **Silly Pony** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:01 am

(?) · by **ozone** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:07 am

It's... It's beautiful.

(?) · by **Contra Calculus** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:07 am

Hey, so what's going on in thi- OH MY GOD :starity:

(?) · by **numsOic** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:13 am

God's sake, man, don't you recognize your own wife!!!

(?) · by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:02 am

<sirtophat> derpy, what is the saddest thing?
<derpy> neigh-sayers

Wisdom.

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:41 am

(8:40:57 PM) WT_Fits: Raritybot, what is the difference between whining and complaining?
(8:41:07 PM) Contra_Calculus: or getting your name on the cover of a shitty Ayn Rand novel
(8:41:12 PM) WT_Fits: Guess she doesn't know.
(8:41:14 PM) ChocDooder: !ponygoons whining
(8:41:15 PM) derpy: <WT_Fits> Raritybot, what is the difference between whining and complaining?

Running out of replies, are we?

(?) · by **Opposing Farce** (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:44 am

Actually, whining and complaining are both exactly like getting your name on the cover of a shitty Ayn Rand novel.

(?) · by **Kitfox88** (?) » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:02 am

(10:00:18 PM) RushupEdge: derpy, what is best in life?
(10:00:18 PM) derpy: the best thing

Low INT high WIS up ins.

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:45 pm

<Shootaloo> !pony
<derpy> PONY WANNA THE ASSES
<Concerned_Raybeam> ummm
<Geomancing> DERPY NO
<Shootaloo> Erm, derpy
<Chunky> NO
<Concerned_Raybeam> BAD DERPY
<Shootaloo> derpy, I thought we had talked about this.
<derpy> i hate florida so much.

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:53 am

Chunky wrote:<derpy> i hate florida so much.

Hey Woomod.

You're not alone.

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