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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am

Image What do ghosts play in the school band?

Image Haunting melodies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am

:ponder: Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?

:maud: So she could draw the curtains.
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Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am

:anticipation: what did the grape say to the vine
:rainbert: nothing, grapes don’t talk
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am

Image Where is the English Channel?

Image I don't think we get it on our TV.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm

I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:

Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am

Image One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am

:unenthused: The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Image A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
Image A pet store had a bird fish contest. No perches necessary.
Alternate version :twiright:
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm

that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort :good:
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm

a good thread

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm

Daikatuna wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
a :good: thread
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:good:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am

Image Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.

:unenthused: That may be just the tip of the iceberg.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am

Image Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?

Image The music teacher.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am

Image What did one plate say to the other?

Image Lunch is on me.
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am

:good:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am

Image Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.

:drpony: Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am

:ponder: What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?

:bluh: They both smell and they're both runny.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am

Image I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am

:maud: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm

I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box

it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it

I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am

Image One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.

Image I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am

:unenthused: This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.

Image If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm

:twiright: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
:-I It runs in your jeans.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am

Image Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?

Image Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am

Image Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Image No, but I've seen them kill mice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am

Image When is it easy to read a book in the woods?

:allears: When autumn turns the leaves.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am

:pinkieshrug: Why did the chicken go to the gym?

:fluttersmirk: To work on his pecks
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am

Image Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?

Image Police suspect a cereal killer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am

:snobtavia: I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.

:spoiler: I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am

Image If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

Image The one on the range.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am

Image Why are clouds like people riding horses?

Image Because they hold the reins.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am

Image Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Image Because he had the drumsticks.
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