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V E L M A S A S S

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:02 am

As you know, Velma is the sassiest member of the gang in Scooby Doo. Here's a Velma sass thread in recognition of her deadly remarks.

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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:06 am

Not gonna lie, I read that as "Velma's Ass" and was concerned.

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Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:11 am

You saw the title as "Velma's ass" and then

and then you clicked it :sbahj:
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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:41 am

I didn't know how to read the title, so I clicked out of curiosity. :3:

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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:02 am

I read it as both and am fine with both
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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by Quanta (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:06 am

I was looking for the Velma Ass and am now disappointed. :(
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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:11 am

The only slightly salvageable thing in the live action scooby doo movies is that Velma is sassy as ever. You can even watch the movie thinking that Velma's expression of discontent is directed at the movie itself.
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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:00 am

West Filly wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:11 am
You saw the title as "Velma's ass" and then

and then you clicked it :sbahj:
I know what I did

And I'm proud

Also cool with what the thread actually ended up being.

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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:02 am

Remember when the live action Scooby Doo movie was going to be ironic and geared towards adults and Velma and Daphne were gonna be lesbians.

But then Zombie Island happened and pretty much salvaged the franchise so they retooled the LA movie to be more kid friendly.... which of course means no lesbians but you can have Scrappy pee on Daphne and jokes about Shaggy being all about the weed.

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Post by PhoolCat (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:14 am

I thought it was going to be a pun on Christmas :v:
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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:56 am

Juju&Lulu wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:02 am
Remember when the live action Scooby Doo movie was going to be ironic and geared towards adults and Velma and Daphne were gonna be lesbians.

But then Zombie Island happened and pretty much salvaged the franchise so they retooled the LA movie to be more kid friendly.... which of course means no lesbians but you can have Scrappy pee on Daphne and jokes about Shaggy being all about the weed.
I remember hearing that Velma and Daphne were going to be lesbians and then that they weren't. Today I learned the reason why.
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:39 am

Wikipedia has more information on this:
Gellar also said her character and Linda Cardellini's shared an onscreen kiss that did not make the final film. "It wasn't just, like, for fun," she said, explaining it took place in the body-switching scene. "Initially in the soul-swapping scene Velma and Daphne couldn't seem to get their souls back together in the woods. And so the way they found was to kiss and the souls went back into proper alignment."

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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:02 am

Juju&Lulu wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:02 am
Remember when the live action Scooby Doo movie was going to be ironic and geared towards adults and Velma and Daphne were gonna be lesbians.

But then Zombie Island happened and pretty much salvaged the franchise so they retooled the LA movie to be more kid friendly.... which of course means no lesbians but you can have Scrappy pee on Daphne and jokes about Shaggy being all about the weed.
it's simple: drugs are cool as long as the people who use them are worthless losers, lesbians are hot as long as they are not corrupting our innocent children's minds


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Re: V E L M A S A S S

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:16 am

anyway ass or sass, it's all good
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Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:18 pm

It's all about the legs with Velma tbh

It's a very short skirt

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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:30 pm

Perrydotto wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:02 am
I read it as both and am fine with both
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:33 pm

I don't understand how people are reading it as velma's butt when none of the letters are there, but anyway velma and webby share a voice actress right?
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Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:25 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:33 pm
I don't understand how people are reading it as velma's butt when none of the letters are there, but anyway velma and webby share a voice actress right?
Kate Micucci voices Webby in new Ducktales and Velma in the most recent Scoobs, plus Sadie in Steven Universe and a bunch of other stuff she's all over the place lately
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:26 pm

I was right yay
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:30 pm

huh


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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:31 pm

Perrydotto wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:02 am
I read it as both and am fine with both

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Perrydotto wrote:
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I read it as both and am fine with both

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Post by West Filly (?) » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:45 am

I was searching through my online image dump and found something for all you people with your minds in the gutter

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:47 am

kinkshamed by velma

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Post by West Filly (?) » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:46 pm

"The Destroyer will strike FEAR into your hearts"

"I know, that's what it says on the poster" :-I
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:36 am

wow quite the bump you got there
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:40 pm

thanks to the lack of an extra space between "Velma" and "Sass" I keep trying to read the title as "Velma's Ass"

i'm sorry, but i pin blame of this on you OP
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Post by West Filly (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:37 pm

I didn't put one in because I know the forums eats up extra spaces. Try it on a preview post.
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:44 pm

Aria Genisi wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:40 pm
"Velma's Ass"
Joe Barbera would be so proud of you right now :-I

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:48 pm

West Filly wrote:
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I didn't put one in because I know the forums eats up extra spaces. Try it on a preview post.
you liar
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:49 pm

oh well what do you know it's true
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:14 pm

West Filly wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:37 pm
I didn't put one in because I know the forums eats up extra spaces. Try it on a preview post.
ok, i'll put more blame on the forums then but you still get a remainder of blame
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Post by Vivianinatoga (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:16 pm

Aria Genisi wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:40 pm
thanks to the lack of an extra space between "Velma" and "Sass" I keep trying to read the title as "Velma's Ass"

i'm sorry, but i pin blame of this on you OP
I put blame on the OP for not delivering on Velma's ass moreso than the lack of an extra space.
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:43 pm

velma's ass
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Post by Vivianinatoga (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:04 pm

V E L M A S A S S T H E T I C S
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:07 pm

VELMA'S ASS
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:10 pm

actually its velmasass, a little known town near newark
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:22 pm

velma isn't even about the ass anyway, she's a classic sweater girl, goddamn
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