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Post by Smoke (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:45 pm

I'll have to figure out where that place is, as it's in Bulgaria according to the pricing.
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And speaking of knockoffs in Bulgaria.

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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:40 pm

This one is almost a masterpiece of just-plain-wrongness. Like, assuming the art wasn't stolen, which is a big "if", someone clearly put some real effort into making this exactly the way it is.

Reminds me of that one online store that had purposely random t-shirt designs like "They Make 'Em Big In Texas" with a picture of Minnesota or something.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:41 pm

I think the part that makes me laugh the most is that they put a quote from "Dinosaurs" underneath, rendered in Simpsons font.

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Super equipment :ponder:
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More 'series :pinkieshrug:
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Fimally!
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:15 am

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Fimally!
I think the part that made me laugh the hardest is the company name, "Obvious Plant" :-I

That boy has a long neck :starity:

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Fimally!
Thank you for this. Our D&D group tonight was having rotten luck in a final boss fight against an ancient blue dragon, and the session ended on a cliffhanger of her ko'ing our party healer, then snatching up the body and ducking back down into her lair before we could stop her.

I shared this image with the group, and it broke the tension wonderfully.

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I enjoy :-I
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Mr. Big wrote:
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I think the part that made me laugh the hardest is the company name, "Obvious Plant" :-I
http://obviousplant.com/

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SlateSlabrock wrote:
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http://obviousplant.com/
Oh wow, this is better than I thought

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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:45 am

Thought this was the thread for crappy knockoffs, not products superior to the official ones.

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Here's a comic about off-model products

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Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:27 pm

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When franchises collide.
Are we sure that this isn't a Constable Frozen edit? :v:

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This is what Home World thinks of fusion?
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Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:26 pm

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Is this based off of that one Japanese Beast Wars toy that was a tanuki with a round yin/yang symbol on its belly? :ponder: /nerd

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Post by Smoke (?) » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:51 am

Nah, Heinrad didn't turn into a watch like this one does. Not to mention that his toy actually works as an alarm clock, I don't think this'd even be useful as a sundial.
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Smoke wrote:
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Nah, Heinrad didn't turn into a watch like this one does. Not to mention that his toy actually works as an alarm clock, I don't think this'd even be useful as a sundial.
I wish I could send one to Thew for a Knockoff Beatdown video

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