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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:53 am

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:party: It was a howling success!

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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:23 pm

But why did the skeleton go to the party alone? :rariwhat:
Because he had no body to go with! :plonk:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am

:starity: Why is there music coming out of your printer?

:unenthused: That will be the paper jamming again.

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:44 pm

:-I Why was the little shoe a lazy ninja?

:-D I dunno, why?

:twonk: Her mother was a sneaker and her father was a loafer!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:24 am

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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:12 pm

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? :maud:
DISCO! :party:
...it's actually rap. :maud:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am

:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

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Post by PhoolCat (?) » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:51 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
The best one. :good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:37 am

:spike101: Why is an island like the letter T?

:party: They’re both in the middle of water!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Madeline (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:31 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.
:golfclop: :lol:

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