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"Millennials are killing _________!"

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:20 pm

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There's pretty much an article a day from major news outlets about the things Millennials are killing. So post the best new ones here as they come up. I'll start with this Business Insider Article of the top 19 things Millennials are killing. Those poor, maligned oil companies, banks, shitty and/or creepy chain restaurants, overpriced diamond and handbag retailers might never recover! DAMN THOSE MILLENNIALS! :argh:

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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:31 pm

"millennials don't like motorcycles and that's killing Harley's sales"

Ugh no, Harleys are the most expensive production motorbikes out there except for some Ducatis. They might have got away with it, but Harley Davidson markets itself as a blue collar working man's motorcycle when they're priced like an exotic Italian superbike. Even BMW, who market themselves to middle class middle management types, sell their bikes for significantly less than this company who's trying to sell their machines to the kind of guy who wears the same hamburger-grease-stained T-shirt he woke up in.

Imagine if Ford sold their next pickup truck for the price of an Alfa Romeo sports car and then started whining about a lack of sales.
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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:40 pm

13 Food Trends Mellenials Should Just Kill Already

I'm just glad news outlets are starting to see the potential of Millenials as cultural assassins. I'll gladly destroy an industry for the highest bidder.

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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:50 pm

Juju&Lulu wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:40 pm
13 Food Trends Mellenials Should Just Kill Already

I'm just glad news outlets are starting to see the potential of Millenials as cultural assassins. I'll gladly destroy an industry for the highest bidder.
Pumpkin is great and stuff with it only exists for like 2 months a year so everyone else can just deal with it or better yet just don't order it and leave more for me. :seethe:

Pamplemousse La Croix is also great and I'm not sure how calling it "flavored water with bubbles" is supposed to be an insult because I've tried other, cheaper versions of flavored seltzer and they're not as good. :rariwhat:
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:50 pm

Millennials killed my little pony. :sweetiefrown:
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Post by sharkmafia (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:54 pm



these are less good since nick was revealed to kind of be a creepo jerk but just imagine griffin is reacting to a robot voice. griffin is the star
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:04 pm

sharkmafia wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:54 pm
these are less good since nick was revealed to kind of be a creepo jerk but just imagine griffin is reacting to a robot voice. griffin is the star
Yeah it taints Car Boys too :fluttersmith:

Fortunately MBMBAM is still good shit. Also, the Polygon Show is a great podcast if you haven't heard it. I'm not even that into video games and I still really enjoy it.
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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:30 pm

Makes it harder for me to watch early Awful Squad too, since he was in almost every stream. Also, Touch the Skyrim.
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:52 pm

millenials are burrying the funeral industry

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Post by Quanta (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:55 pm

Have Millennials been accused of killing murder yet?
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:56 pm

millenials kill death

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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:00 pm

Millennials have ruined voting for everyone by not voting enough.
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:02 pm

What will the post-millennial generation kill?
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:03 pm

Post Millennials killed the internal combustion engine
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:06 pm

Robotics killed mechanical engineering
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:07 pm

Post millennials are ruining the oil industry, and this has nothing to do with the fact we ran out of oil
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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:07 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:02 pm
What will the post-millennial generation kill?
Millennials
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:08 pm

Angel Beat wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:07 pm
Millennials
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:24 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:02 pm
What will the post-millennial generation kill?
Hopefully there will be a world left for them to kill
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:35 pm

Hot Takes 1955: How Baby Boomers Killed the Buggy Whip Industry
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:12 pm

Shut up about Millennials killing things until it becomes a coordinated series of mass murders, then sign me up.

Sign me up for the stories about it, not the actual killings. :nngh:
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:21 pm

i wish millenials would kill superhero movies

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Post by Jill (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:34 pm

i made this same thread back in aug and nobody replied

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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:39 pm

Daikatuna wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:21 pm
i wish millenials would kill superhero movies
Well considering they're one of the biggest markets for those good luck with that

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:42 pm

yes, sadly

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Post by Juju&Lulu (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:46 pm

That's like wishing for a year without a new Star Wars movie.

It's not happening

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:47 pm

yes, sadly

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Post by Factory Factory (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 pm

Millenials are killing me right now, oof ow
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:51 pm

Factory Factory wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 pm
Millenials are killing me right now, oof ow
millenials are forcing me to drink bone hurting juice
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:25 am

Jill wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:34 pm
i made this same thread back in aug and nobody replied
I blame millennials
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:36 am

Jill wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:34 pm
i made this same thread back in aug and nobody replied
millenials killed jill's twitter thread
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Post by stuff (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:20 am

totes a millennial here ama

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:47 am

Aria Genisi wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:51 pm
millenials are forcing me to drink bone hurting juice
aaaaaagh my bones, damn millenials :twonk:

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:26 am

i remember reading about how millenials are killing fabric softener


well i'll let you know i use fabric softener all the time and it's a good product, so fuck you news. you're full of shit
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:32 am

i never use fabric softener

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:49 am

i probably wouldn't but the water here smells of chemicals and i think it's hard enough that softener is recommended be used


i feel like it does get more softer results out of clothes tbh than just plain water rinsing
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Post by West Filly (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:01 am

I use fabric softener because I am a consumer whore.
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:02 am

I use fabric softener because I secretly huff it all the time and it has no affect on my brain thing whcih work operation well ghood nice
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Post by West Filly (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:07 am

This but with disc brake cleaner
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:09 am

i huff glue

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