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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:48 am

Image What do the Edmonton Oilers and the Titanic have in common?

Image They both look good until they hit the ice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:40 am

Image When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:37 am

Image Why did the lamb run off the road?

Image He didn’t see the ewe turn.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why is electricity so dangerous?

:-/ Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself properly.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:24 am

Image Why did the programmer use the entire bottle of shampoo during one shower?

Image Because the bottle said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:33 am

Image If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

:maud: Because it was marble cake.
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Image If you're headed to Siberia, a stopover in Mongolia is a steppe in the right direction.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:18 am

Image I started a business breeding chickens, but I'm struggling to make hens meet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:47 am

Image What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Image Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:30 am

Image Knock Knock!

Image Who's there?

Image Figs.

Image Figs who?

Image Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:30 am

Image Why did the engineer cross the road?

:unenthused: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:30 am

:ponder: What did the cowboy say to the pencil?

Image Draw, partner.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am

Image What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?

Image I never sausage a beautiful face.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:03 am

Image It's OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:28 am

Image What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?

Image They both want a turkey.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:10 am

Image Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?

Image They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:00 am

Image I just saw an Apple store get robbed... does that make me an iWitness?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:34 am

Image Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?

Image He just couldn't put it down.
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:rariwhat: What do you do with a chemist's plants?
:v: You barium.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:14 pm

I tried to make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. :smirk:

(I am a chemist, you see)
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Image Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Image K.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:44 am

Image What does new age music sound like played backwards?

Image New age music.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:41 am

:vogue: The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:26 am

Image Did you hear that Mr. Goodbar and a York Peppermint Patty were married?

Image They had a baby, Ruth.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:22 am

Image Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

:unenthused: Because it was full.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:46 am

:flutterdear: What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Image Stark naked.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:31 am

Image I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug fest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:05 am

Image What did the poker player say to the deck of cards?

Image I can't deal with you anymore.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:44 am

Image Why did the traffic light turn red?

Image You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:05 am

Image Some say I eat so much fruit that I must be going bananas, while others think I'm already plum crazy. I respond to those people by giving them the raspberry.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:16 am

Image What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?

Image In a hockey game, the fights are real.
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