Let's sing TRSmas carols!

[Bigdog]

The season has been here for several days now, but I have yet to hear the words of these beloved holiday classics!

Here are some of my favorites. Feel free to sing along, or post your own favorites!

Bandwagons

Shitting up the boards
With low-effort bandwagons
Thread on thread we go
Until the joke’s o’erdone
Still more threads get made
Flogging the dead horse
What fun to have this trash pervade
PPPP discourse

Oh, bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways! Hey!
Bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways!

A day or two ago
I saw a funny thread
And soon a dumb knock-off
Had popped into my head
I ran to my PC
I typed and hit submit
In minutes someone made reply
To say my thread was shit

Oh, bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways! Hey!
Bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways!

Now’s the time for fun
Do it ‘fore you’re banned
Join a bandwagon
And sing this posting chant
Just find a random thread
And change some words around
Hit the post button and watch as
Comedy abounds

Oh, bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways! Hey!
Bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways!

Bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways! Hey!
Bandwagons! Bandwagons! Bandwagons for days!
Oh, what fun it is to post in the lowest-effort ways!


The Shitpost Forum Has A Friendly Mod

The shitpost forum has a friendly mod,
The shitpost forum has a friendly mod,
The shitpost forum has a friendly mod
And they say that his name is Fizzbuzz.
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies;
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.
Oh, yes, shitposter!
Oh, yes, shitposter!
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.

The admins said they’d create a new mod,
The admins said they’d create a new mod,
The admins said they’d create a new mod
And they said that his name was Fizzbuzz.
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies;
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.
Oh, yes, shitposter!
Oh, yes, shitposter!
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.

This moderator has a cool sona,
This moderator has a cool sona,
This moderator has a cool sona
And they say that his name is Fizzbuzz.
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies;
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.
Oh, yes, shitposter!
Oh, yes, shitposter!
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.

The furries post where the cool mod is,
The furries post where the cool mod is,
The furries post where the cool mod is
And they post that his name is Fizzbuzz.
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies;
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.
Oh, yes, shitposter!
Oh, yes, shitposter!
He posts in the forums,
He posts in the forum 'bout ponies.



Good King Kefkafloyd

Good King Kefkafloyd looked out
On the pony forum,
Where the threads lay round about,
Nice and clean before him;
Carefree were the posts that night,
Tho' the mods were cruel;
When a new thread came in sight,
Skirting sev’ral site rules.

"Hither, mods, and send PMs,
If thou know’st it, telling:
What are yonder poster's sins?
How lengthy their rap-sheet?"
"Sire, they have some lewd artwork
Of their many OCs;
And they make off-color jokes,
Throughout PPPP."

“Come, Perry! and come, Dexanth!
Come, Fizzbuzz and Momo!
We will see this pervert banned
For their innuendo.”
Mods and admin, forth they went,
Forth they went together,
To hunt down the malcontent
And clap them in fetters.

“Sire, this doesn’t look that bad,
Barely PG-13;
Art of blushing pony lads
Seems not worth this whole scene.”
“It gets worse, page after page!
When you do this nightly,
You shall find your fists, in rage,
Clutch your pearls more tightly.”

Soon the miscreant was toast
And the purge completed;
Moral rot was in the posts
Which the mods deleted.
Therefore, pony posters, though
Mod ire has abated;
Cross the line, you shall also
Find yourselves probated.

[ToastGhost]

I'll write mine later but this is all very

Soon the miscreant was toast

Wait a minute...

[Gloomy Rube]

don't worry toast I think the implication, since it's "Soon" and not just "the miscreant was toast" means that they just used genetic engineering and caused this criminal to become you and now you have a clone

[ToastGhost]

The Fairytale of PPPP

It was Christmas Eve, pone
In the probation zone
An aramek said to me, won't see another oone
And then he draw some rum
Mixed with some mountain dew
I turned my snoot away
And dreamed about you

I was a lucky one
Came in in season one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Bigdog
I can see a better thread
Where all our dreams come true

They've got threads big as sheds
They've got rivers of pone
But you spread love and kindness
It's no place to get owned
When we first left SA
Back in February
You promised me
Friendship was waiting for me

You were furry
You were pony
Queen of PePPPeroni
When season one ended
We howled out for more
People were shitposting
While ponies were boasting
Then Trixie got busted
And then came back one day

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Claimed they had pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what they would sing

You're a foal
You're a dud
You're horse made of mud
Lying there in that gutter like some pony-lover
You dingus, you loser
You crude filly-fooler
Happy Hearthswarming, ass
I pray Faust it's our last

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Still claiming pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what they would sing

I could have been somepone
Well so could any-one
You made those last lines rhyme
If I still know you
I still own some toys
I put them one shelf
Along with that stupid elf
I've built my dreams around horse

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Still do have pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what we'd all sing

[Bigdog]

The Fairytale of PPPP

It was Christmas Eve, pone
In the probation zone
An aramek said to me, won't see another oone
And then he draw some rum
Mixed with some mountain dew
I turned my snoot away
And dreamed about you

I was a lucky one
Came in in season one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Bigdog
I can see a better thread
Where all our dreams come true

They've got threads big as sheds
They've got rivers of pone
But you spread love and kindness
It's no place to get owned
When we first left SA
Back in February
You promised me
Friendship was waiting for me

You were furry
You were pony
Queen of PePPPeroni
When season one ended
We howled out for more
People were shitposting
While ponies were boasting
Then Trixie got busted
And then came back one day

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Claimed they had pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what they would sing

You're a foal
You're a dud
You're horse made of mud
Lying there in that gutter like some pony-lover
You dingus, you loser
You crude filly-fooler
Happy Hearthswarming, ass
I pray Faust it's our last

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Still claiming pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what they would sing

I could have been somepone
Well so could any-one
You made those last lines rhyme
If I still know you
I still own some toys
I put them one shelf
Along with that stupid elf
I've built my dreams around horse

The toys of Habro I-N-C
Still do have pretty wings
And Ingram composed some songs
For what we'd all sing

Thanks, I think

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[Madeline]

TIL that Toast likes the Pogues

[Madeline]

Also this is a good thread and I wish I was clever and talented enough to contribute