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(?) · by **Grim** (?) » Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:41 am

[17:29] <+Momar> derpy, what is the saddest thing?
[17:29] <derpy> spike will outlive everypony
:fluttersmith:

(?) · by **E-Tap** (?) » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:48 am

I'm starting to think derpy's been hanging out with the wrong crowd.

[17:26:55] <derpy> why :V vote on a blast from bronibooru's past! probably crocodile crossover lineart one_piece spike
[17:27:13] <%Colgate|Work> derpy, you are not drwhooves.
[17:27:22] <derpy> geo you have 87 posts, you're fine one Contra, person

[16:14:01] <Haywire4> derpy, you probably got good grades in school, didn't you?
[16:14:02] <derpy> do you see the smoke before the burn, smoke
[16:15:04] <republic> i think derpy burned down the school >_>
[16:15:48] <Haywire4> derpy, i hated school too, but damn
[16:15:57] <derpy> i don't wanna pay

[17:28:57] <Haywire4> derpy, do you know who killed rita?
[17:28:59] <derpy> i idea, do in
[17:29:12] <MikeDawson> derpy, who killed everyone's girlfriend?
[17:29:13] <derpy> derpy, i killed dinky....
[17:29:17] <E-Tap> :O
[17:29:18] <@VoidChicken> NOOOOOO
[17:29:19] <MikeDawson> OH MY GOD
[17:29:23] <@OFSheep> DINKY NO
[17:29:25] <E-Tap> THE TRUTH COMES OUT
[17:29:33] <@OFSheep> sirtophat bro
[17:29:36] <MikeDawson> DERPY, WHYYYYYYYYYYY
[17:29:37] <@OFSheep> filter dinky

[16:09:42] <@OFSheep> !pony
[16:09:42] <derpy> PONY "LOCKED THE PONY
[16:09:48] <@OFSheep> oh no let her out
[16:10:00] <%Westy543|m> Locked B(
[16:10:19] <Unoriginal_Nick> !pony
[16:10:19] <derpy> PONY WITH THE UNLOCKED
[16:10:38] <Unoriginal_Nick> happy, Westy?
[16:10:47] <%Westy543|m> Yay!
[16:11:02] <Radio_PhoolCat> how did you...??
[16:11:18] <Haywire4> derpy, master of unlocking

(?) · by **Warp** (?) » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:19 am

<derpy> nums started never a of 'shipping' before this delving only this mixed Magic SMBC
<Holloway> Ban derpy for shipping.
<Warp> derpy, who is your OTP?
<derpy> chunky your mom's so big she farted
<Chunkytop>

(?) · by **Throbulator** (?) » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:46 pm

<derpy> hi warp are you here to watch?

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:46 am

<princessdahlia> derpy, what?
<Momar> derpy, under three words?
<derpy> one out a three is okay

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:06 pm

Herr General wrote:
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<derpy> chair, you should get a gangtag 'forum furniture' <HerrGeneral> what <fenmonster> hahaha what the fuck derpy <Princess_MLPyro> derpy, you are high on sugar <derpy> standards of measure are amongst the <HerrGeneral> I want a "forum furniture" gangtag <HerrGeneral> that'd be fuckin awesome <Princess_MLPyro> that would be a awsome gangtag <Topshot> we need a furniture thread

That would be a sweet gangtag. Seriously. It needs to happen.

(?) · by **Raindrops** (?) » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:40 am

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<~Colgate> derpy, do you deserve your very own ask derpy tumblr? <derpy> fuck you dad <@chunkytop> derpy, what about mom <derpy> oh god i know

She's getting really sassy.

(?) · by **synthorange** (?) » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:22 pm

synthorange- derpy, what have you learned about friendship today?
derpy- behead we're Southern while you fully sentient someday
synthorange- . . .
cobalt_impurity- ....
cobalt_impurity- American history!
synthorange- Derpy, that's racist!
derpy- thats the lesson
synthorange- noooo

(?) · by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:19 am

[05:31am] Octavia: people need to sign up for the ponygoons secret santa fyi
[05:32am] Gnintendo: what if I sign up for secret santa
[05:32am] Gnintendo: and I get a dildo or some shit
[05:32am] Gnintendo: :<
[05:32am] Dan_Backslide: Uhh
[05:32am] Princess_MLPyro: have fun with it?
[05:33am] Dan_Backslide: What Pyro said
[05:33am] Princess_MLPyro: smack people in the face with it
[05:33am] Thirty2ndArtbomb: unless you're using it as like a really weird paperweight or a weapon or something
[05:33am] Octavia: [05:32am] Princess_MLPyro: have fun with it?
[05:33am] Octavia: correct answer
[05:33am] Gnintendo: but I'm engaged
[05:33am] Gnintendo: :<
[05:34am] Octavia: so?
[05:34am] Octavia: Does your fiancee forbid dildo use
[05:34am] Gnintendo: what will my fiancé say!?
[05:34am] Princess_MLPyro: gie it to your fiance
[05:34am] Gnintendo: why would I do that
[05:34am] Gnintendo: I have a perfectly good penis
[05:34am] Princess_MLPyro: or smack them in the face with it
[05:34am] Gnintendo: >.>
[05:34am] Dan_Backslide: If he signs up, he'll have all these plans for the dildo scenario, and end up getting fabric softener.
[05:35am] Gnintendo: fiancé != them
[05:35am] Princess_MLPyro: yes, bring it to work and smack people in the face with it
[05:35am] Trixiebot: Fluttershy: Here comes the choo-choo train! Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga woo woo!

I edited out stuff not relevant to the conversation. The bot quote at the end is what makes it.

(?) · by **synthorange** (?) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:16 am

derpy- dear princess celestia i have a crush on bronibooru? dash and i'm worried terrible if the internet friends the out they'll think it's a weird internet find cannot of the character crush and not a wholesome 5 year old style shotgun what do i do
BartonFink- hahaha
majesticbearsong- uhhhh
Yuls- What.
BartonFink- close ponygoons, thats it
synthorange- noooo
Synthorange- Celestia never asks for any friendship reports ever again.

(?) · by **DarkMatter** (?) » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:13 am

<derpy> that i love butts
<DarkMatter> derpy, shame on you
<derpy> you know you want to
<cobalt_impurity> derpy, no!

(?) · by **haywire** (?) » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:55 am

<derpy> what on inevitable death should be performed daily. big macintosh said, dropping http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/post/show/8199 burning stick Dr. to and watching it burn away on the ground. every day when one's body and pinkie_pie are at peace, one should in upon being ripped apart by 0:02 to spears and swords, being carried away by few waves, the thrown into being midst you a great fire, We're is that lightning, being madame to death by

(?) · by **Godna** (?) » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:19 am

20:17 Grandtale derpy, is your real name Ditzy?
20:17 derpy this is me pointing a gun to your head
20:17 Grandtale .....Ok....

:gonkity:

20:18 Karnwyn derpy, you hate me, don't you?
20:18 derpy fire!, derpy, approach renders you useless with his
20:19 Karnwyn OH FUCK
20:19 Karnwyn GET DOWN

:ohgawd:

(?) · by **Octavia** (?) » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:34 am

[12:33am] Andreanbow: We're thinking about taking her to the drag queen brunch to cheer her up. She's mentioned wanting to go before.
[12:33am] Twilightbot: Rarity: Uh! This is why a girl always packs extra accessories. Oh, please tell me I brought the tiara that goes with this.

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:20 am

Well as long as this is the IRC Bot Discussion thread (since I am not gonna triple post the dead IRC channel thread), now that Derpy's gone, anyone want any other commands in the mean time? No I can't add !ponygoons (actually yes I could but won't, it locks my IRC client up for a bit to read a line from a 112mb log file, plus slily's working on a new whitenoise bot anyway) or !pony, but I've been adding to happiest / saddest thing for awhile. (See: Westy, what is the saddest thing?)

To-do list:
-IRC BonBon
-Fix IRC Luna
-Fix !ponyme to return a notice if no trigger is given
-Add yellowstar to ponyme, Celestia and Luna as well.

(?) · by **Herr General** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:39 am

Forgive my ignorance, but what does !ponyme do?

Also, names that have been suggested for the bot by various people in IRC:
incidentalunicornnumbertwobot or heartstringsbot
celestiabot
tombot
angelbot
Benderbot
walterbot
jesusbot
dudebot
owloysiusbot
sweetiebotbot
twithtbot
spikebot
sirtophatbot
genericponybot

And my personal favorites:
secretbotfun

<anniie> it would poll thesauruses for synonyms of incognito rump joy

comicsansbot
Hedonismbot

(?) · by **BattyBovine** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:03 am

Herr General wrote:Also, names that have been suggested for the bot by various people in IRC:
...
twithtbot

Interesting that this should come up, since I did start writing a Twistbot as a personal programming exercise. It's very basic at the moment, and it wasn't actually meant for #ponygoons, but a preliminary version exists on Github. Her main functionality is to echo back anything /msg'd to her with an added lisp.

I dunno, just throwing that out there.

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:39 am

Herr General wrote:Forgive my ignorance, but what does !ponyme do?

People wanted a command to PM them the ascii ponies I made, so there's that. Typing !ponylist will PM you the triggers for it. Redeye is a hidden trigger that has redeye quotes.

(?) · by **Tzar469** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:38 am

I can help with making scripts in mIRC if anyone needs it. :yay:

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:37 am

<@VoidChicken> well i think that's all the big points of the ep spoiled today
<%Rainbowbot> 09,06Spikely Whiplash: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Rainbowbot was kicked by OFSheep (caused mass spoilers)

After three spoiler bans the mastermind is finally slain.

BUT AT WHAT COST!? :gonkity:

(?) · by **VoidChicken** (?) » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:07 am

[19:05:44] <Kraps> "Loved the twilight books but wished they had dragons? Nightmoon has all you need in this re-envisioning of book #1 in the twilight saga, complete with the drama and tension of a high school love affair. . .but with dragons. " http://www.amazon.com/Nightmoon-ebook/d ... 354&sr=8-1
[19:05:48] <DrWhooves> Amazon.com: Nightmoon eBook: Maya Bahns, Jeff Olson: Kindle Store
[19:05:52] <Fluttershybot> Dragon: But... that rainbow one kicked me.

:starity:

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:39 am

Well I now have greet scripts for the channels, thanks to Tzar. :yay:

If you want one, let me know. Right now Warp and Godna have greets.

(?) · by **Herr General** (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:46 am

Westy543 wrote:Well I now have greet scripts for the channels, thanks to Tzar. If you want one, let me know. Right now Warp and Godna have greets.

Greets? Kinda like how derpy always greeted Warp with "WAAAAAAAAAAARP" ?

I think the problem with installing greets is coming up with something for people. Although for yours you can have a random quote from your 21st birthday!

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:14 pm

Yeah, exactly that. I have to manually set 'em, but they work.

No not !thewest all over again :ohgawd:

(?) · by **kefkafloyd** (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:50 pm

I can enable greetings/onjoins for Angel, our services bot, so redoing all that shouldn't be necessary (and it won't depend on Westy being online).

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:59 am

<HerrGeneral> just accept the fact that you're incorrect
<LunaBot> Rarity: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!

(?) · by **Whitenoise Poster** (?) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:51 am

When this happened everyone said "haha wow that's going in the bot quote thread" and a whole day latter it is still not here.

You're all lucky I'm self aggrandizing enough to post a quote with me in it.

01:08 Whitenoise uhhh it was actually good because of rainbow dash
01:09 Whitenoise it was nice of the people makeing the show to give me a cameo
01:09 Whitenoise (I'm the entire ranibow dash fanclub)
01:09 Whitenoise wearing a rainbow wig RIGHT NOW
01:09 Rainbowbot Spike: Dude, that's creepy.

(?) · by **Bonshea** (?) » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:41 pm

Godna wrote:20:17 Grandtale derpy, is your real name Ditzy?
20:17 derpy this is me pointing a gun to your head
20:17 Grandtale .....Ok....

Would it be safe to say, that my once completely irrational fear of derpy. Is now completely rational?

(?) · by **diribigal** (?) » Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:24 pm

<Fluttershybot> Appletini: Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!
<Geomancing> I'm bored, Applejack!
<DrWhooves> Why not vote on a blast from Bronibooru's past! equestria-election fluttershy parody
<DrWhooves> http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/post/show/421
<Geomancing> You're not helping, Whooves.

Edit:<Bloodbot> SPOILER: Pinkie never actually gets the streamers in her dress.
<Raritybot> Pinkie Pie: Hey! You know what this calls for? A PARTY!

Edit2:<diribigal> Dr_Horse_PhD, you need to learn to be more like derpy
<Dr_Horse_PhD> only the derpy bot

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:35 am

<@Willsun> WOAH
<@Willsun> WHAT THE
<+Chunky> oh noooo
<Contra_Calculus> NETSPLIT
<%Raritybot> Spike: Huh. Rude much?

(?) · by **Westy543** (?) » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:04 am

[18:03:47] <%Westy543> "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style and you should too!"
[18:03:50] <%Twilightbot> Rainbow Dash: What the hay is going on?

(?) · by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:46 pm

[2:44pm] Berrybot: pony rights protests somehow lead to a sexually objectifying culture or am i a storm trooper yet?

(?) · by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:44 pm

[12:37pm] Andreanbow: OK I should probably like, go to work or something
[12:37pm] Andreanbow: any thoughts? Is that a good idea?
[12:39pm] blasmeister: no thoughts at all, it seems
[12:40pm] Andreanbow: guess I shouldn't do it
[12:41pm] republic: Berrybot, should Andreanbow go to work
[12:41pm] Berrybot: to work on homework with my crystal soulmass on the left that lets you get around to buying a wii box irl
[12:41pm] Haywire4: go to work so you can buy that wii
[12:42pm] Andreanbow: that sounds reasonable
[12:42pm] Octavia: Berrybot, that's some sound advice
[12:42pm] Berrybot: that's some good octavia

(?) · by **Doctor Wheeze** (?) » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:28 pm

<Berrybot> Twilight Sparkle: celestia beloved princess, I live in Ponyville in the library
<Ashenai> My faithful student Twilight Sparkle: yes, I know. Have you suffered brain damage recently?
<republic> hahaha
<Evil_Greven> Berrybot, stop impersonating other ponies
<Berrybot> stop impersonating rainbow dash do not dress like her kthx <-- rainbow dash :swoon:
<DoctorWheeze> haha
<churlishtof> what
<churlishtof> this bot is mad coherent

(?) · by **Aurora** (?) » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:54 pm

<E-Tap> berrybot, ヽ(´ー｀)┌ ┬──┬
<%Berrybot> ヽ(´ー｀)┌ ┬──┬
<Unoriginal_Nick> you're teaching berrybot to flip tables?
<E-Tap> or order patiently from one
<E-Tap> integrate her into society
<Snake_in_a_box> berrybot, ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
<%Berrybot> ٩๏̯͡๏)۶ ︵ ┻━┻

(?) · by **Octavia** (?) » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:30 am

[01:30am] Octavia: !pony
[01:30am] Aracat: PONY DELIVERS THE BERRY
[01:30am] Berrybot: DAMN IT SHUT UP!

(?) · by **Greven** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:12 am

[14:31] <Unoriginal_Nick> yeah it's official, ponies have gone mainstream.
[14:31] <snake_fixing_a_comp> hot topic ponies?
[14:31] * Pineyapple builds a couch fort
[14:31] <cobalt_impurity> Spencer's with no dildos or pot shirts is hardly worth it
[14:31] <Pineyapple> That's pretty much all they have going for them
[14:31] <Evil_Greven> berrybot, go takeover hot topic
[14:31] <snake_fixing_a_comp> I saw some shirts there in the fall
[14:31] <Berrybot> hot topic ponies? i don't think dongly needs any help with an issue with legality trumping mo[14:32] <Unoriginal_Nick> hahaha holy shit
[14:32] <Chunky> berrybot, what
[14:32] <Berrybot> what madness brought you to the nearest cyborg conversion chamber, innnnsect.rality, if that helps"

[14:34] <Chunky> berrybot, snake_in_a_box
[14:34] <Pineyapple> have fun
[14:34] <Berrybot> snake_in_a_box is correct; after 21 you're something other than comedy? d:

<Pineyapple> the men's and women's bathrooms are identical except of course for the graffiti
[14:44] <Berrybot> Twilight Sparkle: The end! I declare my first fanfic a success.

(?) · by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:15 am

Greven wrote:

<Evil_Greven> berrybot, today was eventful, wouldn't you say-> viewtopic.php?f=7&t=408&p=131633#p131633
<%Berrybot> Fuck off.

(?) · by **Dong Strongly** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:38 am

Code: Select all: <DarkMatter> Berrybot, would you kiss that man? <Berrybot> you know, therre's "fussy", and there's juust more of an indie game developer

IRT this video:

Click here to view video.

(?) · by **Doctor Wheeze** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:34 pm

<Princess_MLPyro> Berrybot, brushie brushie brushie
<Berrybot> brushie brushie killtophat brushie brushie your mane

:flutterdear:

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