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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:36 pm

The Sbarro's and Starbucks merger didn't go as planned

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:00 pm

Do they sell... sports helmets?

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Post by Smoke (?) » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:37 pm

Yet another hero joins the Avengers!

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Same store, new stock. The price is also in Bulgarian leva, and one leva currently equals about 0.59 USD.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:59 am

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They are very funny. :maud:
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:38 am

Piny? Is that some sort of evergreen tree?
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:39 am

Tested according to international standards!

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Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:29 pm

Hurry up and collect them all! Until Hasbro sees it and banish the boxes to the moon
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Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:02 pm

They forgot to make the loop in Rarity's tail transparent. :gonkity:
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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:18 pm

Or the space above her back.
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:starity:
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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Wed May 15, 2019 11:37 pm

I can't fucking wait for Shigeru Miyamoto Jackie Chan to pimp Naruto's ride with the help of Pikablu and Iron Man
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Post by Pocket (?) » Fri May 17, 2019 7:39 pm

We're really getting into "this was probably made as a parody" territory. Why would you put on the label that it only runs on a system that doesn't exist yet?

If it is real, there's no way it's not just an empty box.
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Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Fri May 31, 2019 2:23 pm



The incompetence here is impressive. Also this guy's whole bootleg series is great.

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Post by Skipper (?) » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:05 am

Sort of fits?

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Post by Applepie2017 (?) » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:20 am

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This one's too young

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Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:30 am

Hot bargain, or hot garbage. I cannot decide. It's hot hilarious for sure.
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Post by Logicgate (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:35 am

COME AND CATCH YOUR OWN ELF

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Post by Smoke (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:46 pm

It's amazing that the torso print on both figures looks like it's already out of register on the box art. I shudder to think how terrible it is on the actual figures.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:29 pm

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POWERGIZED :speakest:
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:26 pm

doesn't even have a button, just a hole in the back
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Post by Adiwan (?) » Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:19 pm

He comes from Brooklyn, like Steve Rogers.
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:29 am

"S.A." was such a good movie

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Post by Pocket (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:16 am

I wonder if this would get deleted if I posted it in r/sbubby.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:44 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:27 pm

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This is an officially licensed product, so it's not "bootleg" perse, but still. :gonkity:

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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:20 pm

excuse me what the fuck
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:46 pm

What if Woody and Buzz had googly eyes so that their pupils would bounce all around every time you took a step?
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Post by minty (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:13 pm

Cinderella remake where they replace the glass slipper with one of those.

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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:42 pm

the shoes scream
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:27 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:27 pm
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This is an officially licensed product, so it's not "bootleg" perse, but still. :gonkity:
this is going on my christmas wishlist
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