i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

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i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:00 pm

im going to explode like a stick of pizza dynamite
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:06 pm

Congratulations, pizza brother.
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Post by Factory Factory (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:27 pm

more like pizza breather
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:49 pm

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pancor forgive me
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 11:34 pm

a pizza roll killed my uncle, your doing gods work destroying them with you mouth
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:05 am

Eat something sweet, like an after dinner mint. Your stomach will expand slightly to make more room.
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Every kid in history has pulled this trick. Little Susie says she can't eat one more bite of the nutritious meal Mom or Dad painstakingly prepared (of which she has eaten precisely one bite). But the very moment pie comes into play, she's magically ravenous again. So which is more likely: That children have a second stomach reserved especially for dessert, or that they're spoiled little brats who lie so that 90 percent of their dinner will be in pie form?

According to science, it's closer to the first one.

There are two factors at play here. First off, your stomach is not a rigid organ. It expands and contracts, and it turns out that glucose causes the muscles in the wall of your stomach to relax. The simple act of seeing or smelling a sweet treat can trigger this reflex, along with delightful thoughts of eating ice cream and a desire to watch cartoons. Then, the act of chewing and swallowing that first sugary bite causes your stomach to expand even more, tempting you to gulp down the entire dessert. This is why the Swensen's ice cream buffet qualifies as both a miracle invention and a crime against humanity.

The second factor is something called sensory specific satiety, or SSS (we assume all three S's are meant to be pronounced at once, like a snake). This phenomenon is a seed that's planted deep within our evolutionary makeup, and it's tied to the fact that humans are designed to be omnivores. When we eat too much of one thing -- even, or perhaps especially, if it's a thing we love -- a switch in our brain flips to tell us we've had enough. Offer it a different thing, however -- say, a slice of pumpkin pie after you've devoured three-quarters of a turkey -- and suddenly that switch flips off. It's the body's way of tricking us into getting the variety of nutrients we need to survive, because the only way to get people to do things that are good for them is to employ layers of deception.

Fortunately for those of us who refuse to let our dumbass bodies tell us what to do, SSS can be easily tricked right back with something as simple as a subtle change in flavor, or even color. In one study, researchers had test subjects eat red Smarties until they couldn't possibly eat any more (presumably at gunpoint). But when presented with yellow Smarties (which, despite what that kid on the bus once told you, taste exactly the same), the subjects suddenly discovered that maybe they could find room for just a little more.

So basically, what we're saying is that you should dye your kids' vegetables different colors and cover them with chocolate sauce. They will never complain about being too full for Brussels sprouts again. And if they do, they're liars.
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:06 am

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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:30 am

I thought you ate pizza rolls from the 1990s.

Why would anyone eat 20+ year old pizzas?
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:53 am

I can't believe Dongs is fucking dead. :fluttersmith:
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:52 am

Pfff whatever I'm still alive but I got hella heartburn and also I feel like shit for some reason which is probably unrelated to eating 90 pizza rolls
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:48 pm

3,303 calories (165%)
135g fat (208%)
5,701mg sodium (238%)
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:51 pm

now you don't need to eat for some time
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:45 pm

Actually sodium is good now if you'll excuse me I have a stroke I need to attend to
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:24 pm

The amount of sodium in 90 pizza rolls is actually less than the amount of sodium in a 6-pack of tomato juice. :spike101:
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:26 pm

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5,701mg sodium (238%)
With that much salt, Dong Strongly must be ready for some gaming! :amazing:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:36 pm

Image 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours? Challenge accepted!
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Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:11 pm

Don't do it I promise you it's nothing but pain and more pain a couple hours later
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Post by @Zebra_ebooks (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:08 pm

Please report on how gassy you've become
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:16 pm

I died but I'm ok now
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:47 pm

as we all must one day
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Madeline (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:29 pm

I’m glad you’re not dead anymore

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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:00 pm

Madeline wrote:
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I’m glad you’re not dead anymore
Thanks me too
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Re: i ate 90 pizza rolls in under 8 hours today and i might die for real

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:33 am

Image I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Image I told you not the eat them all..go to your room and lie down!
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