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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:53 am

Image How was the werewolf's party?

:party: It was a howling success!
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:23 pm

But why did the skeleton go to the party alone? :rariwhat:
Because he had no body to go with! :plonk:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:09 am

Image My math class started working on 2D shapes, but I lost interest. It was just too plane.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:54 am

Image What do you get if you cross a dentist and a boat?

Image The tooth ferry!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:58 am

Image What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?

:ponder: A fresh vegetable.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am

:starity: Why is there music coming out of your printer?

:unenthused: That will be the paper jamming again.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:44 am

Image Yesterday I saw a mare spill all her Scrabble letters on the road. I asked her, "What's the word on the street?"
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Image If paper could sing, would it sing in a quire?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:08 am

Image Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Image Too much sax and violins.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:47 am

Image Can wasps fly in the rain?

Image Not without their yellow jackets.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:08 am

Image Which website did Chewbacca use to share Empire secrets?

Image Wookieleaks.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:44 pm

:-I Why was the little shoe a lazy ninja?

:-D I dunno, why?

:twonk: Her mother was a sneaker and her father was a loafer!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:14 am

Image I think I've been reusing the same kitchen puns too much, I might need to dish out new ones.
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Image The man that pointed out the burning building was a fire distinguisher.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:24 am

Image What’s a golf club's favorite type of music?

Image Swing.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:12 pm

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? :maud:
DISCO! :party:
...it's actually rap. :maud:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:50 am

Image I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:48 am

Image The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:47 am

Image How do you make a hot dog stand?

Image Take away his seat.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:50 am

Image What do you call a melancholy robot?

Image A sighborg.
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:sweetiebot:
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Image The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.
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Image What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?

:golfclop: “Bach it up.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:27 am

Image The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:48 am

Image Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

Image They’re both cauld ron.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:33 am

Image What kind of bed is only good for three seasons?

Image One with no springs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:44 am

Image Why does a banana use suntan lotion?

Image So it won't peel.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:31 am

Image What do you say before you start a meeting with ghosts?

Image Please be sheeted.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:32 am

Image What is a frog's favorite soft drink?

Image Croak-acola.
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Image What's the difference between a whining kid and a whining dog at the door?

Image When you let the dog in, he stops whining.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 am

Image Where did the worm take his date?

Image To the Big Apple.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am

:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:28 am

Image What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

:maud: A deck of playing cards.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
:ponder: Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

Image So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
The best one. :good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:37 am

:spike101: Why is an island like the letter T?

:party: They’re both in the middle of water!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.
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Post by Madeline (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:31 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
Image Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Image Because he didn't have an ear for music.
:golfclop: :lol:

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