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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Image Boo-tine!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
Image I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
Image The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
:bluh:
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
Image A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
I was hoping he'd be cured. :flutterdear:
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