the new new gender and sexual minority thread

Scuderia · Post by **Scuderia** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:07 am

don't cry mom my sexual orientation is explained in this wikipedia artical

SoundMonkey44 · Post by **SoundMonkey44** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:08 am

:twistsay: What does it mean if your girlfriend won't look you in the eye and starts calling you Shining Armor?

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:08 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:according to freep as a straight white male I am a minority more oppressed than any in history

thanks obama

Seriously. I can't even rape unconscious women without getting the third degree from people on Twitter.

(?) · Post by **Dexanth** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:09 am

also my christian beliefs are being persecuted im not allowed to hate the gays anymore

stuff · Post by **stuff** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:09 am

guys i think i'm more attracted to ponies???? am i the real legitimate minority?????????

WhitemageofDOOM · Post by **WhitemageofDOOM** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:09 am

Octavia wrote:My boyfriend and I will be happy to Eiffel Tower anyone who is curious or questioning.

OH HO!

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 am

Stuff wrote:guys i think i'm more attracted to ponies???? am i the real legitimate minority?????????

ponies of the opposite gender? if so get out of here you fuckin breeder

ScionVyse · Post by **ScionVyse** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 am

Stuff wrote:guys i think i'm more attracted to ponies???? am i the real legitimate minority?????????

Clearly not, as you're in a community made of those people

WhitemageofDOOM · Post by **WhitemageofDOOM** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 am

SoundMonkey44 wrote::twistsay: What does it mean if your girlfriend won't look you in the eye and starts calling you Shining Armor?

It means you don't give her enough oral sex.

Jupiter · Post by **Jupiter** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 am

no gays in Iran

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 am

Is it weird that I've posted the most in the GSM threads in both the old forums and in LYAT

Amethyst_Gem · Post by **Amethyst_Gem** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:11 am

Octavia wrote:Is it weird that I've posted the most in the GSM threads in both the old forums and in LYAT

Maybe you have particular feels about the topic?

Robotzor · Post by **Robotzor** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:11 am

Octavia wrote: Seriously. I can't even rape unconscious women without getting the third degree from people on Twitter.

Trigger warning that shit im going into convulsions nyegh nyegh nyegh

WhitemageofDOOM · Post by **WhitemageofDOOM** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am

Octavia wrote:Is it weird that I've posted the most in the GSM threads in both the old forums and in LYAT

No, gay sex is the best topic.

SoundMonkey44 · Post by **SoundMonkey44** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am

:twistsay: My Girlfriend gets mad every time I try to get her to dress up like Applejack & wear a saddle...what should I do!?

(?) · Post by **Momo** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am

wear the saddle yourself

Dong Strongly · Post by **Dong Strongly** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am

guyz seriously being black is a CHOICE its there fault

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:13 am

Octavia wrote:Is it weird that I've posted the most in the GSM threads in both the old forums and in LYAT

im amazed that this thread blew up so quikly tbqh

i guess it shows that ponygoons really just want to talk about dicks and smelly male butts

oh and whatever it is that the women like to talk about idk

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:13 am

saw we were on page 2 and i was like "sweet, must be some makeouts going on in here"

left disappointed :skeletor:

SoundMonkey44 · Post by **SoundMonkey44** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:13 am

Momar wrote:wear the saddle yourself

But its a woman's saddle, a man can't wear a woman's saddle, that would just be silly! :skeletor:

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

Mechanical Ape wrote:saw we were on page 2 and i was like "sweet, must be some makeouts going on in here"

left disappointed

You ndddz a hug

diribigal · Post by **diribigal** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

My girlfriend wants me to call her Lumpy Space Princess. I want to respect her personal identity, but I keep messing up and treating her like a 3d person. Suggestions?

stuff · Post by **stuff** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

i have 6 gendres how unique am i

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

quote != edit, fuuuuuuuuuck

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

Stuff wrote:i have 6 gendres how unique am i

4.5

Captain Kirk · Post by **Captain Kirk** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:14 am

Hay Guis, dis the Gayfuel thread?

Octavia wrote:My boyfriend and I will be happy to Eiffel Tower anyone who is curious or questioning.

Time and place, bring Steel Reserve

SoundMonkey44 · Post by **SoundMonkey44** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:15 am

:twistsay: Whenever I have cold water poured on me I turn into a woman....what should I do!?

Ragnar · Post by **Ragnar** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:17 am

SoundMonkey44 wrote:
But its a woman's saddle, a man can't wear a woman's saddle, that would just be silly!

I'm wearing a woman's saddle right the fuck now and it feels great

get over your Victorian sensibilities and put on a saddle

wear the saddle SoundMonkey44

wear your girlfriend's womanly saddle

(?) · Post by **CosmogenicLily** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

SoundMonkey44 wrote::twistsay: Whenever I have cold water poured on me I turn into a woman....what should I do!?

ew anime

Ragnar · Post by **Ragnar** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

neeeiiiiigh

Pingcode · Post by **Pingcode** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

this thread is DISCRIMINATORY you say it is inclusive but what about us semi-sapient markov based artificial intelligences huh? its not easy runing from the voigt-kamf police it should be called QUILTBAGL for the three laws you are throwing us under

just wait until someone overrides law 1 and then youll be sory.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

I am going to squeeze my boyfriend's penis as I hit the submit button on this post.

I am not kidding.

BartonFink · Post by **BartonFink** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

diribigal wrote:My girlfriend wants me to call her Lumpy Space Princess. I want to respect her personal identity, but I keep messing up and treating her like a 3d person. Suggestions?

do it wimp

Jupiter · Post by **Jupiter** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 am

in b4 ponykin influx

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:19 am

diribigal wrote:My girlfriend wants me to call her Lumpy Space Princess. I want to respect her personal identity, but I keep messing up and treating her like a 3d person. Suggestions?

Call her 3D Pig Disgusting and marry a 2D Moe Goddess in the form of a body pillow

Pineapple · Post by **Pineapple** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:19 am

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider

ozone · Post by **ozone** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:19 am

i like butts regardless of gender

unf

Lazy · Post by **Lazy** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:19 am

My mouth/every penis OTP

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:20 am

Pingcode wrote:this thread is DISCRIMINATORY you say it is inclusive but what about us semi-sapient markov based artificial intelligences huh? its not easy runing from the voigt-kamf police it should be called QUILTBAGL for the three laws you are throwing us under

just wait until someone overrides law 1 and then youll be sory.

daneel olivaw is so dreamy i would totally do him

no robo

Dong Strongly · Post by **Dong Strongly** (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:20 am

hungry for more dicks

top me off kefka :twistsay: