ITT we're humans in equestria

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:19 pm

"this is not like fallout"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:21 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:18 pm
*discovers that cider isn't actually alcoholic*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:22 pm

*Inability to sing in key makes you social pariah*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:01 pm

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:50 pm

"Princess Twilight, from beyond the portal I have brought with me the greatest artistic accomplishment of my species."

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Dal (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:50 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:50 pm
"Princess Twilight, from beyond the portal I have brought with me the greatest artistic accomplishment of my species."

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:twiright: And thus the human race met its rightful demise.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:09 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:16 pm
I also love that shit, because Humans are amazing. That makes me wish I wasn't illiterate, because I kinda wanna read that.
I like you, "Always right" Aramek, but doesn't old "Always wrong" aramek get lonely wherever you locked him up? You should let him post sometimes.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:43 pm

If Grilox is one of the "ponies are the same size as real ones" you can :gumout: .
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:52 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:43 pm
If Grilox is one of the "ponies are the same size as real ones" you can :gumout: .
No I've made my thoughts clear on this.

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I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds

they're probably like a mile wide

this is also acceptable
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:00 am

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:23 am

"Oh suuure, talking unicorn, friendship is maaaagic. Pffff."

*is beloved by all despite his cynical, jaded teenage personality*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:39 am

Octavia wrote:
Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:00 am
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looks about right
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:56 am

Grilox wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:52 pm
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I like how while the soldier and his equipment is drawn in a realistic style, they still drew Dash in a cartoon style.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:30 am

Tailspin wrote:
Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:56 am
I like how while the soldier and his equipment is drawn in a realistic style, they still drew Dash in a cartoon style.
If there's something to like about this, it is that.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:35 am

Well, it's also a funny picture. There's that too.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:24 pm

*visits Moondancer*

"What the hell do you mean you don't remember?!"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by AlliterativeAxolotl » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:30 pm

*enters Equestria*

*suffocates because the atmosphere is toxic to human beings*

What a let-down :fluttersmith:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by AlliterativeAxolotl » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:31 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:24 pm
*visits Moondancer*

"What the hell do you mean you don't remember?!"
Well done :golfclop:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:02 pm

*goes crazy after eating nothing but apple salad for weeks on end*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by AlliterativeAxolotl » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:03 pm

*isn't allowed to enter Equestria because of the 1 HUMAN PER STORY rule*

*watches with tears of joy in his eyes how Samus Aran and Rarity go shopping together*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:08 pm

[quote="Highbrow post_id=56263 time=1410393720 user_id=114]*goes crazy after eating nothing but apple salad for weeks on end*[/quote]
*develops severe protein deficiency*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:32 pm

*gets diabetes due to a diet consisting mainly of cakes and other sweet baked goods*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:53 pm

I stealthy kill all the unicorns I could find, cut off their horns, then go back to earth and sell as ivory substitute

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:12 pm

Bakertoons wrote:
Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:53 pm
I stealthy kill all the unicorns I could find, cut off their horns, then go back to earth and sell as ivory substitute
Congratulations, all the magic-users are dead. Now who's going to open the portal? Checkmate. :smugdash:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:13 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:12 pm
Congratulations, all the magic-users are dead. Now who's going to open the portal? Checkmate. :smugdash:
*huge melodramatic speech lamenting the condition of human greed and how it has led to the protagonist's downfall*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:17 pm

I kept the portal gun in my pocket. I get home and completely get away with my deed with no consequence whatsoever.

Check and Mate :smirk:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Scuderia (?) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:03 pm

:pcstare: :"If you want to return to the human world, step through this portal..."
:speakest: :"What happens if you're already human and you step through the portal?"
:shock: :"I don't know! The portal of mysterious enough as it is..."

:pcstare: :"Go forth human! Be not afraid! Be not ..."
:-I :"Oh crap! Oh! Oh! Gosh! I'm so sorry!"
:gotcha: :"No... Don't go back to our side! it might make it worse!"
:unenthused: :"We shouldn't have meddled with the laws of nature."
:allright: :"Uh... best of luck, human!"
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Helix (?) » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:39 am

*phases through floor* *makes a star trek reference*
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