ITT we're humans in equestria
- Highbrow Dash
- But why would you post such a thing?
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ITT we're humans in equestria
*gets eaten by mythical fauna*
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Logicgate
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*is mythical fauna, probably*
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Logicgate
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*relaxes in a mystical sauna*
- Helix
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- Octavia
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*tips fedora to all mares*
- ixnay
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
"wow this is just like my fanfiction"
- mochabean
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*magically transformed into an alicorn who saves the day and is loved by everypony 5evr and ever*
- Daikatuna
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*to nobody's surpise is a brony*
- Octavia
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*gets immediately lasered to death by alicorns*
- Octavia
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*just happens to run into Lyra*
- Fizzbuzz
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*is seen eating meat, gets immediately shunned with extreme prejudice by every single pony*
- Fizzbuzz
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*mentions war when describing Earth, gets immediately shunned with extreme prejudice by every single pony*
- Octavia
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*decides he doesn't want to go back to Earth after all*
- Highbrow Dash
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*can't actually speak horse*
- Fizzbuzz
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*quickly contracts an alien disease upon arrival, dies a few days later due to ponies not knowing how to treat a giant ape*
Oh wait that wouldn't let me marry my pony waifu. Hold on
*marries pony waifu, contracts alien disease, dies a few days later in an extremely dramatic deathbed scene*
Oh wait that wouldn't let me marry my pony waifu. Hold on
*marries pony waifu, contracts alien disease, dies a few days later in an extremely dramatic deathbed scene*
- Octavia
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*steps in horse shit*
- Mechanical Ape
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Not very comfortable, lots of horns at crotch level around here
- Highbrow Dash
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Can I use your computer?
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*is a lonely friendless nerd but somehow becomes social, popular, and outgoing when surrounded by horses*
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*uses extensive knowledge of watching the History Channel to become Celestia's military advisor*
- Octavia
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"Good thing I brought my gun and plenty of ammo"
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*has no work ethic, nor any skills that would be useful in an agrarian economy, yet somehow assumes everything will work out okay*
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Logicgate
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
sure magic may seem great now but wait until I tell you about assembly lines!
- Fizzbuzz
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*uses extensive knowledge of guns to instruct ponies in the manufacture of firearms, giving Equestria just the edge it needs to fend off Chrysalis's biggest invasion yet*
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*uses extensive knowledge of watching Mythbusters to bring about an Equestrian industrial revolution*
- Scuderia
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but
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
The ponies are quite hospitable but they occasionally burst into song and dance.
Crowds of them will start dancing with little stunts and special effects and they'll know the chorus and bridge parts.
There's no music and they all seem to be mugging for a camera that isn't there.
It's adorable but unsettling just the same.
:"Come on every pony smile smile smile!"
Crowds of them will start dancing with little stunts and special effects and they'll know the chorus and bridge parts.
There's no music and they all seem to be mugging for a camera that isn't there.
It's adorable but unsettling just the same.
:"Come on every pony smile smile smile!"
- Fizzbuzz
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*uses extensive knowledge of Internet memes and jokes to re-invent the integrated circuit and set ponies down the path of personal computing*
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
- Fizzbuzz
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means nothing but shallow old-school arcade games and no 100-hour-long anime-as-fuck JRPGs*
- Fizzbuzz
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Paging OFS to this thread
- Mechanical Ape
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*is vivisected, pickled for study*
*but first: spa day!*
*but first: spa day!*
- The Ghost of Ember
- don't you feel so scared sometimes?
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PictishBeast
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
Rarity will like this right
- Helix
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
how the fuck does the economy work in equestria, i'm assuming somebrony wrote up a multi-page, several thousand word essay about it
- Fizzbuzz
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
*passes it off as the peak of human fashion, cargo shorts take Equestria by storm*PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:56 pm*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
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Luneshot
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
tbf if you got randomly plucked out of our world and placed in a magical cartoon horse land you probably didn't have enough time to pack your good clothesPictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:56 pm*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
- Bigdog
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Uh... Button?PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
"where i'm from having a beard, being fat, wearing cargo shorts, and talking with a nerdy voice gets all the girls"
- Fizzbuzz
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