ITT we're humans in equestria

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:27 pm

*sings a big musical number to get all the ponies to like me*
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:43 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:27 pm
*sings a big musical number to get all the ponies to like me*
*it works*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:44 pm

Sorry, I can't participate in thread because whenever I go to Equestria I only take on my pony form, Ladykiller SauveHooves. :snobtavia:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:46 pm

*through odd jobs and pity, finally scrapes together some money*

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*this guy smells desperation, charges 20 bits for a cherry*

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:47 pm

*notices literally everything has got spit all over it*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Bigdog (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:49 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:46 pm
*through odd jobs and pity, finally scrapes together some money*

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*this guy smells desperation, charges 20 bits for a cherry*
I just realized that this guy has stubble that goes up and over his nose. What.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:49 pm

Bigdog wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:49 pm
I just realized that this guy has stubble that goes up and over his nose. What.
You don't got external nosehairs? What kind of man are you? :offendash:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:53 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:27 pm
*sings a big musical number to get all the ponies to like me*
You're a tertiary character. Tertiary characters don't get big musical numbers, they make up the chorus line.

*attempts to back up Pinkie during one of her big musical numbers, doesn't know the steps*

*ponies all make this face*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Dragongem » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:55 pm

*is eaten by a timberwolf*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:58 pm

Frosthawk wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:44 pm
Sorry, I can't participate in thread because whenever I go to Equestria I only take on my pony form, Ladykiller SauveHooves. :snobtavia:
"Ladykiller SuaveHooves, you can have literally any mare you desire. Why must you pursue my waifu? Why, good sir?"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:58 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:53 pm
Tertiary characters don't get big musical numbers
:flimflam:
:evil:
:excellent:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:02 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:58 pm
:flimflam:
:evil:
:excellent:
They're guest stars. Do you really think you would be the focus of an episode?

I mean maybe you would, but I'd probably spend most of my time standing around looking confused.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:05 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:02 pm
They're guest stars. Do you really think you would be the focus of an episode?
You're damn right I would be. This is my fanfiction and I will write it how I please. :twiright:
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:10 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:02 pm
I'd probably spend most of my time standing around looking confused.
This is your opportunity to fix that. Go sing and dance you crazy giant monkey.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:13 pm

Remake Too Many Pinkie Pies, except with adult fans criticizing everything and clustering into packs that follow the Mane Six and Derpy everywhere they go

Twilight must send them all back through the gateway to preserve Equestria's fabulosity

S5E12 "The Brony Express"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:20 pm

*goes to see DJ PON-3 drop some sick beats*

*realizes she only plays light pop and vaguely classical noodlings, just like in the show*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:26 pm

:spoiler: "Fluttershy, I'm sure you have a kind and compassionate solution for --"

:butwhy: NERRRRRRRRRRRRDS



(also, with any justice :whatsup: "I will murder you" will become the "I'm a tiny unicorn" for a new generation)
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:36 pm

"Hey Lyra, look at me!"

Image "I see you. Hello."

"Bet you want to ask me all about human stuff, huh?"

Image "Um, isn't Twilight or somepony else supposed to be taking care of you?"

"Hey, check out my hands! Haaaaaaands..."

Image "Yeah that's great. Listen I'll see you some other time, okay?"

"Haha, no problem Lyra! PANTS!!!"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:49 pm

:amazed: "The humans keep making jokes about me being a robot! Why would they do a thing like that?"
:cry: "Don't they realize you're a young child and jokes like that are extremely hurtful?"
:sweetiefrown: "Humans are worse than Diamond Tiara."
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by londonarbuckle (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:54 pm

*goes to equestria*

*it's just a bunch of non-sapient, non-anthropomorphic horses grazing around*

*leaves*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:02 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:04 am
Like, I could work at a hospital because they aren't all unicorns.
I would imagine that a hospital job, at least a high-paying one, might not work out, since they likely have pegasus/earth pony doctors because they are more likely to be specalists in diseases or anatomical issues relating to those specific pony breeds. even if you had the knowledge to perform at a high level on creatures unfamiliar to you, a unicorn levitating a scalpel doesn't have the problem that a human hand does since it doesn't have a pulse so it wouldn't shake(probably?)

could probably land a job as a nurse or something but I honestly think w/opposable digits you have a more defined advantage re:labor. although to be honest [twilight_levitates_hundreds_of_apples_off_of_trees_doing_work_far_quicker_and_better_than_applejack_could_ever_hope_to.gif] is a good example of why almost any job that is not directly pegasi-related(weather, flying required) would immensely favor unicorns. because they really, genuinely are actually just broadly better.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:05 pm

Sorry about the smallpox everypony :pinkieshrug:
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:10 pm

Yeah, I'd be labour/nursing/lab. I mean, I would spend a lot of time learning the better stuff because "welp, this is my life now".
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:12 pm

[quote="Mechanical post_id=56183 time=1410284940 user_id=76] :amazed: "The humans keep making jokes about me being a robot! Why would they do a thing like that?"[/quote]

"Hey Scootaloo!"

:scootawoo: "Yes?"

"Bak bak bak! Guess I should start calling you Chickenloo! Or is it Scootachicken? Arise Chickun!"

:nngh: "When are you going back to your world again?"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:14 pm

if we're talking about this semi-seriously i'd immediately make a break for the Equestria Girls world, assuming there was no way to go back home. while it's kind of a shoddy knockoff, it's at least a world I can understand and live in effectively, rather than an agrarian just-starting-to-industrialized magical society in which i am a freak of nature.
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:14 pm

[quote="Mechanical post_id=56186 time=1410285900 user_id=76]Sorry about the smallpox everypony :pinkieshrug:[/quote]
Real talk: IRL horses have some of the worst immune systems. Like, a newborn human baby has a better one than a healthy, adult horse. It is a miracle they aren't always ill.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:15 pm

realtalk of the scifi(and fantasy I guess) stories that involve non-human intelligent life some of the best are ones that play heavily with the differences between them. iirc the trilogy The Damned features humans as a species that other beings view as uniquely suited for war not only physically but mentally/sociologically, thereby making ideal soldiers, although it's not the best series that takes that angle. I don't remember if it was that one that had this but there was this whole deal where humans are soooo much physically stronger/brutish than normal(and more prone to anger/less intelligent on average) that when they enter a spaceport, they have to be treated cautiously as an inherent security risk. like fucking trolls, relatively

there's another one the name of which I forget, in which aliens make (unfriendly)contact with humans, and they are inherently terrified of us because due to their different(slower) perception of time and wildly different anatomy, to them humans move in an utterly horrifying way, practically too fast to react to with strange limbs bending and moving in seemingly impossible ways.

I LOVE THAT SHIT it simultaneously actually has some interesting depth and is also sort of an ego trip. doesn't have to be those sorts of vaguely-negative comparisons I just have a huge weakness for those kinda themes in general

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:16 pm

meanwhile, in human-in-equestria land: mmmmm this hornse ass is so... exotic??

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"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:16 pm

I also love that shit, because Humans are amazing. That makes me wish I wasn't illiterate, because I kinda wanna read that.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Luneshot » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:17 pm

*realizes that literally every other brony also came to Equestria at the same time*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:17 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:10 pm
Yeah, I'd be labour/nursing/lab. I mean, I would spend a lot of time learning the better stuff because "welp, this is my life now".
I think someone from an alien world with medical knowledge would do far better financially and in terms of status by helping pony researchers learn about the human body tbqh, assuming this is a "first contact" scenario

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Jill (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:21 pm

*pulls out phone and plays ZiGGURAT*

*battery dies*

welp *suicide*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:27 pm

Lazy wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:17 pm
I think someone from an alien world with medical knowledge would do far better financially and in terms of status by helping pony researchers learn about the human body tbqh, assuming this is a "first contact" scenario
They probably wouldn't care, though. Like you acknowledged above, the idea that ponies would be fascinated or frightened by humans is mostly an (appealing) ego trip.

But ponies deal with strange monsters all the time. They'd probably be "hmm, kind of like a minotaur but without horns or lower hooves" and then go to lunch.

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:31 pm

Lazy wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:17 pm
assuming this is a "first contact" scenario
Second, counting Dougworld.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:53 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:27 pm
They probably wouldn't care, though. Like you acknowledged above, the idea that ponies would be fascinated or frightened by humans is mostly an (appealing) ego trip.

But ponies deal with strange monsters all the time. They'd probably be "hmm, kind of like a minotaur but without horns or lower hooves" and then go to lunch.
I think you're not giving the impact a new creature(that arrived FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION) would be, magical world or no, enough credit

minotaurs may and that one evil kinda-centaur dude may have human characteristics but it's not the same thing, creatures in FiM-verse are clearly documented/studied so even if it was similar to others a new creature matters, and most importantly we're not just talking "has two legs, arms, eyes", aesthetic shit like that, you are from an entirely different world in which magic does not exist that is a big fucking deal how did you get here what is your society like does your anatomy function in a way that is the same or even similar why are creatures that actually exist here works of fiction where you're from why do we, ponies, in our world also exist as a work of fiction in yours holy shit what is going on would probably be lines of thought

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:56 pm

"can't wait to live with peaceful ponies in harmony"

*daily attacks from other creatures, ponies are in fact really racist, jobless are shunned*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lazy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:58 pm

*dies due to not operating under cartoon physics like everything and thus being incredibly fragile*

alternatively

*becomes the villain from Who Framed Roger Rabbit*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PhoolCat (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:58 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:13 pm
Remake Too Many Pinkie Pies...
Isaak; Robot B9; Mad Surge & all the other Semper Pies cause mass confusion when Twilight's spell can't send them back to the Mirror Pool :-P :pinkieshrug: :amazing: :party: :-D :pinkietoot: :plonk:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:59 pm

*goes through equestria girls portal*

"oh my god i'm finally skinny!!!"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:13 pm

Stuff wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:59 pm
*goes through equestria girls portal*

"oh my god i'm finally skinny!!!"
"Ouch! My pelvis!"
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