ITT we're humans in equestria

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:15 pm

Goddamn it lazy stop shitting up the fun threads with effortposts
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:35 pm

Octavia wrote:
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"Ouch! My pelvis!"
:thatsright:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by mochabean (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:15 pm

*moves in with the griffons so I can at least eat meat*

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:32 pm

MochaBean wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:15 pm
*moves in with the griffons so I can at least eat meat*
*is meat*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Luneshot » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:47 pm

Grim wrote:
Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:11 pm
*it turns out that adult humans are no bigger than Angel*
I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds

they're probably like a mile wide

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Dragongem » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:55 pm

WHY AREN'T YOU ALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, THE FANFICS ALL SAID SO

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Lorce (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:59 pm

Luneshot wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:47 pm
I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds

they're probably like a mile wide
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:01 pm

The aforeposted apple method is the most correct.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:14 pm

Are we seriously doing this again?

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:15 pm

General Ponies is leaking :wat:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:20 pm

gas thread, ban OP. it's the only way to be sure
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Logicgate (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:22 pm

OP thread, ban gas

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:15 pm
General Ponies is leaking :wat:
Size discussion is the best kind of leak because if the ponies aren't tiny than I can't pick them up and throw them. :twonk:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm

Stuff wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:56 pm
"can't wait to live with peaceful ponies in harmony"

*daily attacks from other creatures, ponies are in fact really racist, jobless are shunned*
p much this

Equestria ain't no paradise, maaaan

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm
p much this

Equestria ain't no paradise, maaaan
Not as long as that horse is an asshole!
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Luneshot » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm
Not as long as that horse is an asshole!
That's the thing though

They're ALL assholes

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm

Luneshot wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm
That's the thing though

They're ALL assholes
Even Fluttershy.

ESPECIALLY Fluttershy.

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm

Luneshot wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm
That's the thing though

They're ALL assholes
I'm pretty sure Rarity and Dash are both perfect. :vogue: :awesomedash: With absolutely no bad qualities whatsoever. In fact, between the two of them, you have 100% of the traits that are considered positive in life.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:32 pm

Rarity is close to perfect, she needs to be a princess to be truly perfect.

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:39 pm

Going by the various apple-based measurements, a typical male human would be just under twice as big as a pony. Therefore:
*arrives in Ponyville, nearly starves to death on pony-sized meal portions*
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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

"So you're saying..."

Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:41 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:39 pm
Going by the various apple-based measurements, a typical male human would be just under twice as big as a pony. Therefore:
*arrives in Ponyville, nearly starves to death on pony-sized meal portions*
Iron Will survives...and thrives, because he's obviously at a calorie surplus to supplement his mass growth. You'll be fine.

Eat more salads and apples.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:43 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm
Even Fluttershy.

ESPECIALLY Fluttershy.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Logicgate (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:45 pm

harsh but fair

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Your MRI results have shown total infection to now be approximately one fifth of the full mass of the tissue.

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Your brain is about 20% tumor.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:48 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:43 pm
Aided by the fact that, as a Pegasusseseses, she could literally lord over them during the dressing down. They derive their power from the hover.
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:57 pm

Such smug! :gonkity:

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:59 pm

"oh my god they're pooping in front of me"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:05 pm

Aramek wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:48 pm
Aided by the fact that, as a Pegasusseseses, she could literally lord over them during the dressing down. They derive their power from the hover.
*is constantly lording over little ponies due to being a huge alien ape*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:08 pm

*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*

*wakes up with arms and legs attached backwards, dissolves into gibbering fit of body horror*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:12 pm

*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*

*wakes up with whatever strange effect that just so happens to be incredibly convenient for the fanfic's story and author*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:16 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:12 pm
*wakes up with whatever strange effect that just so happens to be incredibly convenient for the fanfic's story and author*
*checks pants*

:thatsright:
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PhoolCat (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:17 pm

*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*

*wakes up as a pony - but all the ponies are now human*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Jill (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:51 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:16 pm
*checks pants*

:thatsright:
good

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:41 pm

"i have perfected a gun design for you ponies"

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:10 pm

Stuff wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:41 pm
"i have perfected a gun design for you ponies"
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"I have fired these weapons many times in video games, Fluttershy. I think I know what to expect."

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:13 pm

I believe this is the image you're looking for

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:15 pm

PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:10 pm
"I have fired these weapons many times in video games, Fluttershy. I think I know what to expect."

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:15 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:13 pm
I believe this is the image you're looking for

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fuckin lmao

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:16 pm

*gets in argument with Rainbow Dash about whether a platoon of U.S. Marines could take out the Wonderbolts*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:17 pm

*goes to a bar for beer, is given a salt block*

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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:18 pm

*discovers that cider isn't actually alcoholic*

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