HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.

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Hamburger
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Total votes: 80
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HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.

Post by numsOic » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:34 pm

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:35 pm

Difficult to say - they are both adorable delicious in entirely different ways.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by londonarbuckle (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:38 pm

that pizza looks pretty cool

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:38 pm

Pizza. It's not even close.

You can have hamburger as a pizza topping too if you want. :twiright:

And yes, I'm aware this is a joke post because of the gif vs gif threads.
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:41 pm

Hamburger all the way. :twiright:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by ixnay (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:42 pm

the real question is pizza burger or burger pizza

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by londonarbuckle (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:43 pm

^Both sound dumb.

Just have a dang pizza, you won't regret it

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by agradify » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:44 pm

Still closer than milkshake vs. headbob.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:44 pm

Ixnay just took this up a notch. :starity:


Is there a burger pizza burger? Or perhaps a pizza burger pizza? I mean why stop there?

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Tonight I'm having pizza burgers - burgers topped with mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce, on romano-crusted buns. :-P Yum
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Plobo » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Gimme pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A!
But really, a fine pizza is one of the best meals ever.
And that burger in the OP is terribly upscaled and should be made at least three times smaller so you could see how ridiculously it stands against a godlike Italian pizza.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by blasmeister (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Pizza, not close. More variety in ingredients/toppings, more flavour upside on the high-end of quality, and more cheese. :crack:
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by ABitS (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:48 pm

Now, for the REAL real question--
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by numsOic » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:48 pm

People haven't had a real good burger itt

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:54 pm

numsOic wrote:People haven't had a real good burger itt
One of my favorite spots in Vegas is Hubert Keller's Burger Bar, and he knows how to make a real good burger. Anyone who went to the Chicago Season 3 Premiere Party also knows that Adelor Lyon can make a real good burger. I just think pizza is better.
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by unique snowflake repository » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:54 pm


Sweet ambrosia, food of the gods.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Dr. Forums Worst Poster » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:55 pm

numsOic wrote:People haven't had a real good burger itt
Voted burger because I've been recently having homemade ones :chillin:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Aramek (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:55 pm

I've had amazing both...but...

Shit.

This one is legit harder than the other thread...

I'e had both Burger Pizzas AND Pizza Burgers.



Like, if I had to think REALLY hard, like, "What was the best Pizza you've ever had" versus "What was the best Burger you've ever had"...I'm going to say burgers. (Don't hate me.)
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by londonarbuckle (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:56 pm

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Timber72 » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:57 pm

Burgers are really good, but this isn't even close for me:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Ragnar (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:58 pm

Hamburgers have way more variance, in that bad pizza is still pretty decent and a bad burger is horrible, while the best burgers I've ever had were better than the best pizza. I do think burgers would be doing better in this poll if most fast food places didn't sell such mediocre burgers.

Voted pizza because I hate mayo and ketchup is for children. that leaves mustard and thousand island for viable hamburger condiments, and thousand island is essentially mayo + ketchup.

Wait, why am I putting so much thought into this :starity:
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Ragnar (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:02 pm

Your average fast food hamburger has enough mayonnaise to mortar the entirety of a brick house and typically comes with a viable roof shingle for that same house (referring to the meat in case that wasn't clear). But nobody hates pizza sauce in any amount, and do they even make bad pepperonis? I'm pretty sure every pepperoni ever made for a pizza place is the same as every other on a molecular level pre-cooking.
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Post by numsOic » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:02 pm

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Weird Autumn (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:02 pm

I'm a vegetarian so this isn't really even a choice.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:04 pm

Opposing Farce wrote:I'm a vegetarian so this isn't really even a choice.
Veggie Burger vs. Veggie Pizza would be an even bigger landslide victory for pizza.
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by numsOic » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:07 pm

How do you not like mayo :-/

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by @Zebra_ebooks (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:10 pm

Just pretend I empty quoted Octavia's first post.
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Post by Luneshot » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:11 pm

numsOic wrote:How do you not like mayo :-/
ew mayo is disgusting

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Optimus Prime Rib Sandwich » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:14 pm

Home made pizzas are the best, you can like make your own dough and put on your own ingredients and do all this crazy shit with it

Home made burgers you just flip on a grill and maybe mix stuff in the beef, how boring

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by numsOic » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:15 pm

Herr General wrote:ew mayo is disgusting
Check your tongue it seems to be broken
Control Volume wrote:Home made pizzas are the best, you can like make your own dough and put on your own ingredients and do all this crazy shit with it

Home made burgers you just flip on a grill and maybe mix stuff in the beef, how boring
You can add your own shit to burgers too...?

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by @Zebra_ebooks (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:16 pm

But burger real estate is too small.

Mayo on its own is gross. It does, however, do good things when used correctly.
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Post by Hyper!!! » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:19 pm

I could eat pizza every damn day. :chillin:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Ragnar (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:20 pm

In a more sensible world, we'd be opening up our burgers to make sure they aren't filled with piles of oily white slime. I would think that'd be a setback! But no, apparently we want as much eggphlegm as possible.
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Post by Throbulator » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:24 pm

Opposing Farce wrote:I'm a vegetarian so this isn't really even a choice.
Broccoli versus carrot? :pinkieshrug:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:25 pm

I don't know about mayo but chipotle mayo is awesome on burgers. When I get to make my own burgers it has that, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese and red onions and oh my god.


Also the best burger I ever had was better than the best pizza, but I still voted pizza because pizza is better more often.

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:32 pm

Pizza is awesome everywhere!

From New York
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To Chicago
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To Los Angeles
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PIZZA! :party:
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by brakeless » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:32 pm

Kebab.


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Post by Gravenstein » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:39 pm

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Discord » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:41 pm

As an experienced pizza eater, I can tell you that you can't walk down in a public space holding a pizza box without someone commenting on how they want to eat your pizza.

"Can I have a slice?" :scootawoo:

"Hey, I see you brought me my dinner!" :allright:

"You going to invite me over for lunch?" :-I

Now I haven't tested this, but I doubt you get such consistent reactions walking down the street with a burger.

In short, Pizza is deeply ingrained into our societal desires, and shall always be superior. :twiright:

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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA

Post by Aramek (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:55 pm

BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS! BEHOLD! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BURGER ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN:



I AM GOING TO GO TO BURGER TONIGHT!

(Or I might go to Old Chicago for Pizza...both rule.)

((Or, I might go to China Buffet as I'm a fat sack of shit.))
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