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:fluttersmith: For Sale: Dead Bird

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:47 am

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Image To gain centipedal force.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:27 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:06 pm

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:46 am

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:10 am

:haw: Hi there, can I have a cheeseburger with fries?
:-/ Sir, this is a library.
:haw: Oh, sorry. Can I have a cheeseburger with fries?
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Scientists have determined the mass of rainbows. Turns out they’re pretty light.
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Bartender says “We don’t serve time travelers here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Image Where do toy stores keep the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:25 pm

Image Apparently sharks can grow up to 30 feet.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:39 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 19, 2021 12:30 pm

Image April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:41 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:48 pm

Image What did the nose say to the finger?

Image Quit picking on me!
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Image What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 29, 2021 12:13 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:17 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 05, 2021 10:55 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:15 pm

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Image “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 11, 2021 11:37 pm

Image A cement truck smashed into a prison van...police are telling people to be on the lookout for 8 hardened criminals.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 12, 2021 2:33 pm

:spike101: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant...What's on the outside?

:bluh: K9P.
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