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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:40 pm

Image But this... this sound wasn't sad. Why... this sound sounded glad. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing, without any presents at all! He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming, it came! Somehow or other... it came just the same.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:28 pm

:unenthused: I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:17 pm

Image George, I am an old man, and most people hate me. But I don't like them either so that makes it all even.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:51 pm

Image Is something wrong with your nose? I mean, you talk kind of funny.

Image What's so funny about the way I talk?

:maud: Well, don't get angry. I don't mind.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:10 pm

Image Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.

Image Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.

Image Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:00 pm

Image I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:44 pm

Image Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near.

Image Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp.

Image Image Image Image Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.

Image Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:31 am

:snooty: I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
:excellent: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:20 pm

Image "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:51 pm

Image What's going on here?

Image Image Image Image Image MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 12:55 pm

Image We'll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.

Image How?

Image Douse your nose and run like crazy!
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

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:idea: I want to be... a dentist!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:16 pm

Image We're almost back on the farm now, boys. I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing baking in the oven right now.

Image That's not what I smell.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2020 2:06 pm

Image You broke the clock?

Image I - I didn't mean it, Father; I'm sorry... so sorry...

Image It's not enough to be sorry; when you've done something wrong, you have to correct the thing you did.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:16 pm

Image I've got some bad news, folks. Christmas is going to be cancelled.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:33 pm

Image I am the Great Quarter Past Five. Father Time sent me to help you on your journey.

Image The Great Quarter Past Five? May I call you Quart for short?

Image I'd rather you didn't if it's all the same to you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:09 am

Image He's an old man, this may be his last Christmas.

Image If he keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:47 am

Image You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?

Image You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.

Image Good grief.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:11 pm

Image Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail; well, it's not gonna be me!
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

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Image ("Don't try to reform me, Hag, because I'm made of cold stone.")

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