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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you
There is no guarantee that the wizard selling you that bag full of magic sand is wearing pants underneath his robes.
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youtube clickbait thumbnails are this special specific type of crap that when you look at them you just know you're in for garbage
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Not necessarily. There's actually good videos out there that I'm never gonna watch cause they have terrible clickbait thumbnails and like hell I'm gonna click that.
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Also on the list of dumb things people should stop doing: Putting their video titles IN ALL CAPS.
MINECRAFT PART FIVE: WHAT'S THAT????????? and then the thumbnail is a super close up of their minecraft character's head with question marks over it.
MINECRAFT PART FIVE: WHAT'S THAT????????? and then the thumbnail is a super close up of their minecraft character's head with question marks over it.
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All Caps always makes me think that the video is yelling at me. It's a bit obnoxious.Gloomy Rube wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:47 pmAlso on the list of dumb things people should stop doing: Putting their video titles IN ALL CAPS.
MINECRAFT PART FIVE: WHAT'S THAT????????? and then the thumbnail is a super close up of their minecraft character's head with question marks over it.
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WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?!
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the problem with the clickbait thumbnails and titles is that they work. Better youtubers try to minimize how misleading they are and not make the thumbs *too* obnoxious, but it still makes a huge difference to views
There is no guarantee that the wizard selling you that bag full of magic sand is wearing pants underneath his robes.
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Curse our stupid monkey brainsFactory Factory wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:43 pmthe problem with the clickbait thumbnails and titles is that they work. Better youtubers try to minimize how misleading they are and not make the thumbs *too* obnoxious, but it still makes a huge difference to views
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possibly not out and out terrible(never watched any of these) but it's some pretty bad clickbait
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i'm gonna murder all your games
and then you will have nothing to play
and then you will have nothing to play
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you can't stop me, i'm already stabbing pubg
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Millennials murdered the games industry
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I'm not watching this, but I feel like there's a 99% chance plus or minus 1% that they completely missed all the themes of the game in question
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fucking monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Why? Why does youtube think I like that stuff?
It's not the first time the recommendations glitch out and give me random videos that do not relate with anything I usually watch.
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I've just had flashbacks to the long stream of strange indian nursery rhymes.
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West Filly wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:48 pmI've just had flashbacks to the long stream of strange indian nursery rhymes.
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I've gotten a recommendation for the duck one before! Ever since I clicked "Not Interested" I haven't gotten that since.
However, I have got weird recommendations for "Peppa Pig" related videos/24-hour livestreams for no particular reason. Maybe because I've watched animation-related reviews, but even then, it would take quite a stretch to go from that to Peppa unless I watched a review of "Peppa Pig" (which I have not).
To be honest, I barely know what Peppa Pig is to begin with.
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HELP! IT GETS WORSE!
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I tried but this doesn't always work. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it recommends even worse things.Auxiliatrix wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:43 pmI've gotten a recommendation for the duck one before! Ever since I clicked "Not Interested" I haven't gotten that since.
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Mhmm. I'm all too familiar with this as well. Sometimes it works, but when it doesn't, it just gets more annoying.
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Those bot-made children's videos that take advantage of Youtube's algorithms are super creepy.
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Yea verilyHighbrow Dash wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:41 pmThose bot-made children's videos that take advantage of Youtube's algorithms are super creepy.
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I once got a recommendation for 'Rhodesians Never Die'
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Must be pretty crowded!Cthulhu Inc wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:47 pmI once got a recommendation for 'Rhodesians Never Die'
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The new version of youtube they're slowly rolling out ignores me ad-blocking all their recommendations.
So I'm probably gonna have things to post here again soon
So I'm probably gonna have things to post here again soon
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i've learned that serbian youtube resembles regular youtube in the clickbait thumbnail aesthetics department
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serbs have their own youtube knockoff?
i knew china did but that's a special case
i knew china did but that's a special case
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nah, silly it's youtube for this region, every region has it's own youtube section
you used to be able switch before but i can't find that anymore, i had it on "international" which was just regular shit youtube
you used to be able switch before but i can't find that anymore, i had it on "international" which was just regular shit youtube
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oh, I guess it was the implicit distinction compared to "regular youtube" that made me think you were talking about a knockoff and not just serbian-localized youtube
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like I don't think in terms of "regular anime" and "english-localized anime"
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maybe i should??
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i speak two languages fluently and use both constantly, eventually the wires get crossed and weird words come out
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I assume Serbian YouTube is entirely Novak Djokovic highlights.
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one of the recommendations i've seen on that part of youtube was "can a wet blanket stop a bullet"
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who turns YouTube viewing history (and thus recommendations based on it) off.
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well, can it?DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:35 pmone of the recommendations i've seen on that part of youtube was "can a wet blanket stop a bullet"
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Nobody knows, because it refuses to volunteer for the experiment.
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