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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:32 am

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:45 am

youtube clickbait thumbnails are this special specific type of crap that when you look at them you just know you're in for garbage

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Perrydotto (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:50 am

Daikatuna wrote:
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youtube clickbait thumbnails are this special specific type of crap that when you look at them you just know you're in for garbage
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:44 pm

Daikatuna wrote:
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youtube clickbait thumbnails are this special specific type of crap that when you look at them you just know you're in for garbage
Not necessarily. There's actually good videos out there that I'm never gonna watch cause they have terrible clickbait thumbnails and like hell I'm gonna click that.

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:47 pm

Also on the list of dumb things people should stop doing: Putting their video titles IN ALL CAPS.

MINECRAFT PART FIVE: WHAT'S THAT????????? and then the thumbnail is a super close up of their minecraft character's head with question marks over it.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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Gloomy Rube wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:47 pm
Also on the list of dumb things people should stop doing: Putting their video titles IN ALL CAPS.

MINECRAFT PART FIVE: WHAT'S THAT????????? and then the thumbnail is a super close up of their minecraft character's head with question marks over it.
All Caps always makes me think that the video is yelling at me. It's a bit obnoxious. :fluttersmith:
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?!

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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:22 pm

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:43 pm

the problem with the clickbait thumbnails and titles is that they work. Better youtubers try to minimize how misleading they are and not make the thumbs *too* obnoxious, but it still makes a huge difference to views
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Perrydotto (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:45 pm

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the problem with the clickbait thumbnails and titles is that they work. Better youtubers try to minimize how misleading they are and not make the thumbs *too* obnoxious, but it still makes a huge difference to views
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:09 am



possibly not out and out terrible(never watched any of these) but it's some pretty bad clickbait
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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i'm gonna murder all your games

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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you can't stop me, i'm already stabbing pubg

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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I'm not watching this, but I feel like there's a 99% chance plus or minus 1% that they completely missed all the themes of the game in question :-I
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Adiwan (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:14 pm

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Why? :gonkity: Why does youtube think I like that stuff?
It's not the first time the recommendations glitch out and give me random videos that do not relate with anything I usually watch.
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Post by West Filly (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:48 pm

I've just had flashbacks to the long stream of strange indian nursery rhymes.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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West Filly wrote:
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I've just had flashbacks to the long stream of strange indian nursery rhymes.

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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Adiwan wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:14 pm
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Why? :gonkity: Why does youtube think I like that stuff?
It's not the first time the recommendations glitch out and give me random videos that do not relate with anything I usually watch.
I've gotten a recommendation for the duck one before! Ever since I clicked "Not Interested" I haven't gotten that since.

However, I have got weird recommendations for "Peppa Pig" related videos/24-hour livestreams for no particular reason. Maybe because I've watched animation-related reviews, but even then, it would take quite a stretch to go from that to Peppa unless I watched a review of "Peppa Pig" (which I have not).

To be honest, I barely know what Peppa Pig is to begin with. :twonk:
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Adiwan (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:43 pm

HELP! IT GETS WORSE!

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Adiwan (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:45 pm

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I've gotten a recommendation for the duck one before! Ever since I clicked "Not Interested" I haven't gotten that since.
I tried but this doesn't always work. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it recommends even worse things.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Auxiliatrix (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:24 pm

Adiwan wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:45 pm
I tried but this doesn't always work. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it recommends even worse things.
Mhmm. I'm all too familiar with this as well. Sometimes it works, but when it doesn't, it just gets more annoying. :cry:
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:41 pm

Those bot-made children's videos that take advantage of Youtube's algorithms are super creepy.

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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Highbrow Dash wrote:
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Those bot-made children's videos that take advantage of Youtube's algorithms are super creepy.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Cthulhu Inc (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:47 pm

I once got a recommendation for 'Rhodesians Never Die'
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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Cthulhu Inc wrote:
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I once got a recommendation for 'Rhodesians Never Die'
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:01 am

The new version of youtube they're slowly rolling out ignores me ad-blocking all their recommendations.

So I'm probably gonna have things to post here again soon :nngh:
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:03 am

i've learned that serbian youtube resembles regular youtube in the clickbait thumbnail aesthetics department
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Bigdog (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:00 pm

serbs have their own youtube knockoff?

i knew china did but that's a special case

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:08 pm

nah, silly :P it's youtube for this region, every region has it's own youtube section

you used to be able switch before but i can't find that anymore, i had it on "international" which was just regular shit youtube
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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oh, I guess it was the implicit distinction compared to "regular youtube" that made me think you were talking about a knockoff and not just serbian-localized youtube

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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like I don't think in terms of "regular anime" and "english-localized anime"

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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

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maybe i should??

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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:39 pm

i speak two languages fluently and use both constantly, eventually the wires get crossed and weird words come out :v:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:56 pm

I assume Serbian YouTube is entirely Novak Djokovic highlights.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:35 pm

one of the recommendations i've seen on that part of youtube was "can a wet blanket stop a bullet"
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:48 pm

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who turns YouTube viewing history (and thus recommendations based on it) off.
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:48 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:35 pm
one of the recommendations i've seen on that part of youtube was "can a wet blanket stop a bullet"
well, can it?
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Re: post the awful things youtube recommends to you

Post by Pocket (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:09 pm

Nobody knows, because it refuses to volunteer for the experiment.

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