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Post by stuff (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:51 pm

wee woo wee woo

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I have no words :-I

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Post by stuff (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:07 pm

y'all it's been a while.... what are you peeps up to

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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:25 pm

stuff wrote:
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y'all it's been a while.... what are you peeps up to
horsin around, how about you
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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:25 pm

I finally started living in the same place as my husband which is pretty cool!
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:08 pm

stuff wrote:
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y'all it's been a while.... what are you peeps up to
Still drawing comics. One of my regular gigs is on hold atm, so I'm kinda getting worried about money, though. I'm ok for now, but still...

You?

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Post by Pocket (?) » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:29 am

Hey, stuff, how's things? :amazing:
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...

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I appreciate getting comments from readers, but sometimes I just wonder :gonkity:

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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:56 pm

if you've never wanted to defeat someone by turning them into a pissy trashbaby you've lived a very peaceful life
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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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if you've never wanted to defeat someone by turning them into a pissy trashbaby you've lived a very peaceful life
Yeah, uh, I'll take "a very peaceful life" as a compliment here.
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Post by stuff (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:44 pm

hey.... i'm doing all right i guess? so that's pretty cool. nice to hear everyone else is doing fine as well

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Post by stuff (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:46 pm

P.S. I know some of you live in Boston, and I will be there tomorrow, so I would loooove to get a ride to my hotel or back to the airport on Friday (i'll pay you back in drinks hehe) and we could also chill once I'm done with the stuff I need to do over there... heck yeah

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:26 pm

How do you feel about the fact Scootaloo has two sets of guardians now?
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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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if you've never wanted to defeat someone by turning them into a pissy trashbaby you've lived a very peaceful life
"Them"? Pshhhhhh
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Post by stuff (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:02 pm

ToastGhost wrote:
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How do you feel about the fact Scootaloo has two sets of guardians now?
is this basically asking me how do i feel that the most kick-ass character got even more kick-ass?

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:13 pm

Is it??? :rariwhat:

Yes, it is. Scootaloo's two gay aunties rule. :twiright:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:25 pm

stuff wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:46 pm
P.S. I know some of you live in Boston, and I will be there tomorrow, so I would loooove to get a ride to my hotel or back to the airport on Friday (i'll pay you back in drinks hehe) and we could also chill once I'm done with the stuff I need to do over there... heck yeah
The blue line is wayyyy easier than driving, so I would recommend that.
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Post by Bigdog (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:02 am

stuff pays well for chauffeur services, can vouch

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:49 pm

A buddy got me started on Kakegurui Gambling School. I can’t say it’s helped me become a better gambler, but I think it’s taught me something about what gambling actually is and how much I have to learn.

Take poker. This is a game with rules. But apparently, once you get good enough, once you have those rules internalized along with the probabilities involved, you begin to play on a separate level that isn’t really about those rules at all. Now you’re playing a game of bluffing and psychology, of strategic raising and folding, of tells and I-know-you-know-I-know. And that in some sense, it’s these things that comprise the “actual” game of poker, and the mechanics about straights and flushes are just there to enable that. But the mechanics could be anything, really, because at a certain level of play everyone’s mastered them equally.

Does that make sense? I’m just speculating, as there are no card games I’m actually good at, and I can only infer this through anime.
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Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:51 pm

Have some sincere Garfield for the Garfield Dump:

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Post by diribigal (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:19 pm

Mechanical Ape wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:49 pm
Does that make sense? I’m just speculating, as there are no card games I’m actually good at, and I can only infer this through anime.
I am not a gambler, but I've known some professional poker players and know a bit about some other gambling games. The short answer is "yes, you're basically right." And a longer answer is based on the fact that a lot of the details are game dependent. Even if we're just talking about Hold'em, online low-limit poker can be very different from in person (high limit?) poker.
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:51 pm

Some people have been confused why Bluto in "Popeye" was known as Brutus for a while. Well, here's a long thread about the history of Bluto/Brutus



Let me just say, IT GETS WEIRD.

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:10 am

I finally finished reading the 1st volume of the Bobby London "Popeye" comic strip.

The final storyline in the book had Olive Oyl brewing a coffee that is so toxic a power-hungry general snatched it up as a chemical weapon in order "to wipe out communists in South America".

However his troops never even made it outside the city. Sea Hag snatched it up and used Olive's radioactive coffee to create a smog that turns people into mutants who love nothing more than to eat junkfood. Not only that, the smog wiped out the town's entire supply of spinach.

Popeye and others follow the smog back to Sea Hag's hideout. He proceeds to steal the espresso machine she was using to create the magical evil smog and takes it to Sea Hag's sister, who tells Popeye to grab some necessary ingredients to reverse the spell.

The Sea Hag realizes what happened, so she followed Popeye and, realizing he's weak because he hasn't had spinach in a while, KILLS HIM BY STABBING HIM IN THE BACK.

Except...Popeye's spirits comes out of his body and goes to fight the smog monster himself and destroys her magical, evil espresso machine, ruining Sea Hag's plan. After defeating her and turning everybody back to normal, Popeye goes back to his body, somehow coming back to life despite having a knife on his back.

TL;DR: Popeye is kinda weird. :-I Keep in mind that I didn't even cover every WTF-aspect of the storyline (including a sequence where Popeye fights against a KKK stand-in full of short people who are prejudiced against tall people)

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So we're gonna do a group watch on Cytube, right?
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i before e



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;) ❤️ :twasnothin: ❤️ :fancyhat:

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:12 pm



I live for stuff like this.

(also, early Garfield looked cursed)

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Post by Madeline (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:34 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:12 pm


I live for stuff like this.

(also, early Garfield looked cursed)
Don’t forget, it’s also National Lasagna Day

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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:12 pm

despite how much lasanga is a garfield jokes

it's good
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Post by Madeline (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:32 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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despite how much lasanga is a garfield jokes

it's good
yes it is

I didn’t get to have any today :cry:

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don't worry, you'll have lasanga next time
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"Jon Minus Jon" :-I

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:59 pm

Lyman is proof that you don’t need personality when you’ve got the mightiest facial hair on God’s green earth. Too magnificent for the mortal plane, he ascended to Mustache Valhalla in 1983, where he holds court alongside Kaiser Wilhelm II and Hindu ascetics.
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:59 am

If I have to name one comic strip from the 1980s that fascinates me, it's "Arnold"

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Why does he have exploding coathangers? It just raises too many questions

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