PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:42 pm

MLP: FiM Narcotics Death Suicide / Self Harm Violence Fetish Profanity Sex Gore Sad Dark Horror Anthro Crossover Human Celestia Main 6 Luna
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THIS IS NOT A FNAF STORY JUST BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A DEMON WHO WISHES TO LOOK LIKE NIGHTMARE FOXY
me when I see somthin like this:


Warning!
BLOOD
GORE
NIGHTMARE FOXY THING
A bit cheesy
DEATH
SEX (Rape)
my flesh is melting already and I haven't even gotten past the description holy fuck
The blood in pinkie pie's basement began to move for a moment before a golden eye on the blood that rested on it began to move. Slowly the lifeless eye gained life as it shifted to look around as it then used the blood as a eyelid to blink as it moved around the room as it looked and horror.

'MY BODY MY GOD ITS ALL BLOOD!'
ah, seems that I am in good company as a melted being
"Don't be such a baby I just cut off your ear," A VERY familiar voice spoke up that made the ear twitch slightly.

'Is that Andrea Libman?' It turned it's eyes to see a pair of pink fur legs. 'No way is that-
oh no hes from the real world
For what was happening one can only guess, but I wasn't like everyone I think I knew what was happening...

Cupcakes.
oh no he knows about shitty fanfics
As I got a good look at her, she was a anthro for some reason as was the fox...
for

some reason
The body began to pour out blood sludge
this is getting goofy
Running into the everfree I stopped after a good distance from the tree line till the everfree no longer looked like nor felt like the everfree forest.
I feel like this is the 60th time I've seen a story that uses the damn everfree forest to contain horrors beyond mortal reckoning

and then reckons them anyway
Why the hell was this happening and why do I look like nightmare foxy?!
agreed
"Interesting," I froze as slowly turning my head to the voice, but the moment I saw who it was everything in my body froze as my 'blood' ran cold.

Slender man or should I say Slender mane.
fuck and he's already in the forest, I do not want to see a fic about finding 8 notes
I really was a monster now...some knock off creepypasta thing now right? *sigh* this was going to suck balls.
*nods vigorously, until head rips from neck and falls into a trash can*
"Right you can read minds what was I thinking...but I must warn you it ain't pretty," I told the tall man.

[Slenderman] moved his white hand to the side of my head as with a single touch I felt something poke into my mind before leaving as he let go and looked at me.

"You were right it wasn't pretty," He told me as I blinked at how fast he read my mind.
For being a creepypasta monster he's kinda sassy.
"I'm a monster right? Back home in japan they have demon foxes called Kitsune who held nine tails so why not, Nine its easy for me to remember," I told the slender man.
I am thinking of how Cirno is labeled as (9) Idiot in one touhou manual

teehee

idiot
"Zero? As in THE zero?" I asked as he nodded.

"Of course most of us what you call 'creepypastas' are here," Sighing I realized he read more than what I just saw moments ago but froze.
this is still a pony fanfic ostensibly
Looking down my body I saw I was nude
op's dick's been out the entire time he's been talking to slenderman


"Nice place this you mansion?" I asked.

"Of course," He spoke as he lead me into a living room where he guested to a chair.
Now we chillin at the slenderpad
This was nice...I did need this after what happened, I don't know why I was scared of her when I saw little. She is a sweet little girl who just so happened to be unlucky to become a vengeful undead girl.
(He's still nude while doing this, he discusses how nude he is after this)
Slender man face palmed. "Ben stop please before I get a headache,"

'Slender man can get headaches...good to know,"
ben drowned and jeff the killer are here, and even more creepypasta characters I've never heard of like jack (eyeless)
Nine held his new sword giving a nod as she smiled.

"Good because from today on I'm going to be training you how to use that sword,"

With that his training begun.
meanwhile our protagnoist learns the way of the """blade"""

I don't know why ponies are involved
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:59 pm

I think the conceit of “it’s more horrifying when it happens to My Little Ponies” has yielded diminishing returns over the last, um, decade
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:05 pm

I don't even know who it's happening to
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:38 pm

whenever i see the words "slender man" i remember that time slowbeef and diabetus played some shitty slenderman game and talked ina brookly accent or something
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:42 pm

HEY SLENDAHMAN
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:44 pm

I associate it with SGF when he finally used facecam

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:45 pm

holy shit
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:49 am

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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HEY SLENDAHMAN
They used their Ridley voice for slenderman? Now I have to see this, I love that voice. :-I It always makes whatever character they're pretending to be a lot more likable.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:03 am

i'm not sure if they go ridley, it's still pretty silly
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Dal (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:09 am

"I am NOT a bigot! I'm just-This is new for me, all right?" I said angrily. "You can't go from 'my species is the only sapient one around' to 'oh dear God! Even the cows have political opinions on this world!'"

Twilight stared at me in shock. Hell, even Spike dropped his spoon. I tapped my fingers on the table, very tempted to just look away but I had to stand my ground.

Hey, I have a hard enough time on my own world as a white male. I wasn't about to be called racist on two worlds too, thanks.
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When it comes to scenes like the one above, I wish I could say it was the character saying it. Alas, this some trashy fanfic and the character in question is most assuredly a self insert.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:11 am

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:14 am

god where's that comic when i need it
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:14 am

it's hard being a conservative brony :jingo:
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:22 am

How does an adult become a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic while keeping their prickly, fragile anti-SJW douchebaggage?
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:39 am

first you emphasize very hard that you are a man and also not gay for watching mlp and that it is in fact very manly

then you double down on everything
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:45 am

double down hard

keep doubling down
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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:27 am

double down into a singularity
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:34 am

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Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:42 am

It sure is hard on the easiest mode of survival
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Post by Dal (?) » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:54 pm

The Central Powers achieved victory over the Entente in the First World War, with that set, let me go 100 years into the future, more exactly the year 2033, the world entered a second space race, toggling the desire of humans to once again explore the skies, as the great Kaiserreich is going to endure a risky mission on sending astronauts into an unknown planet, setting off a new danger not only for this planet but for the whole multiverse.


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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:55 pm

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:13 pm

Germany won World War I, aside from that, nothing has changed
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Post by ixnay (?) » Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:03 pm

searched "rifle" to see what fun new stories there are since there's not much more funny than super serious stories with overly detailed descriptions of weapons
Otto Von Bismarck (Unifier of Germany) and Paul Mauser (Inventor of the standard issued rifle of Germany during WWI) are thrown into pre-discord era Equestria as Griffons. How would the early-medieval societies react to Victorian era imperialists?
After his death, Pyotr Wrangel wakes up as a Pegasus. He also find he is not alone, as Sergei Mosin, (the creator of the Mosin Nagant rifle) Sergey Markov, Mikhail Drozdovsky, and Maria Bochkareva end up as his companions.
It was chaotic, but it was normal. Average ponies, average lives. Shootings were common in crime-filled cities—such as Las Pegasus. Baltimare is riddled with mafia turf wars. On the plus side, Ponyville has become the major airport of Equestria.

Illegal gun sales are through the roof, cheap too. The variety between pistols, submachine guns, shotguns, and even some rifles from minotaurs was absurd. Hooves could never enter the tiny ring guard, so many models had to leave it out of production lines. It made holstered weapons more dangerous, but thankfully an easy way to prevent it was to put the gun on safety.

Since there are no more cutie-marks, names have changed, too. From vibrant and meaningful names, like “Rainbow Dash” and “Money Bags,” too bland names like “Bill” or “Joe.”

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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:57 pm

No no, in Gunquestria all the ponies would have gun-themed names like "Hair Trigger", "High Caliber" and "Pink Mist"
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:58 pm

Also, "your town has become a major airport" is rarely a plus
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:37 am

Baltimare is riddled with mafia turf wars.
Things went downhill after BronyCon called it quits, I see. :fluttersmith:
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:13 am

some rifles from minotaurs is a good name for a band
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:05 pm

lmao
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