PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”
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MLP: FiM Narcotics Death Suicide / Self Harm Violence Fetish Profanity Sex Gore Sad Dark Horror Anthro Crossover Human Celestia Main 6 Luna
me when I see somthin like this:THIS IS NOT A FNAF STORY JUST BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A DEMON WHO WISHES TO LOOK LIKE NIGHTMARE FOXY
my flesh is melting already and I haven't even gotten past the description holy fuckWarning!
BLOOD
GORE
NIGHTMARE FOXY THING
A bit cheesy
DEATH
SEX (Rape)
ah, seems that I am in good company as a melted beingThe blood in pinkie pie's basement began to move for a moment before a golden eye on the blood that rested on it began to move. Slowly the lifeless eye gained life as it shifted to look around as it then used the blood as a eyelid to blink as it moved around the room as it looked and horror.
'MY BODY MY GOD ITS ALL BLOOD!'
oh no hes from the real world"Don't be such a baby I just cut off your ear," A VERY familiar voice spoke up that made the ear twitch slightly.
'Is that Andrea Libman?' It turned it's eyes to see a pair of pink fur legs. 'No way is that-
oh no he knows about shitty fanficsFor what was happening one can only guess, but I wasn't like everyone I think I knew what was happening...
Cupcakes.
forAs I got a good look at her, she was a anthro for some reason as was the fox...
some reason
this is getting goofyThe body began to pour out blood sludge
I feel like this is the 60th time I've seen a story that uses the damn everfree forest to contain horrors beyond mortal reckoningRunning into the everfree I stopped after a good distance from the tree line till the everfree no longer looked like nor felt like the everfree forest.
and then reckons them anyway
agreedWhy the hell was this happening and why do I look like nightmare foxy?!
fuck and he's already in the forest, I do not want to see a fic about finding 8 notes"Interesting," I froze as slowly turning my head to the voice, but the moment I saw who it was everything in my body froze as my 'blood' ran cold.
Slender man or should I say Slender mane.
*nods vigorously, until head rips from neck and falls into a trash can*I really was a monster now...some knock off creepypasta thing now right? *sigh* this was going to suck balls.
For being a creepypasta monster he's kinda sassy."Right you can read minds what was I thinking...but I must warn you it ain't pretty," I told the tall man.
[Slenderman] moved his white hand to the side of my head as with a single touch I felt something poke into my mind before leaving as he let go and looked at me.
"You were right it wasn't pretty," He told me as I blinked at how fast he read my mind.
I am thinking of how Cirno is labeled as (9) Idiot in one touhou manual"I'm a monster right? Back home in japan they have demon foxes called Kitsune who held nine tails so why not, Nine its easy for me to remember," I told the slender man.
teehee
idiot
this is still a pony fanfic ostensibly"Zero? As in THE zero?" I asked as he nodded.
"Of course most of us what you call 'creepypastas' are here," Sighing I realized he read more than what I just saw moments ago but froze.
op's dick's been out the entire time he's been talking to slendermanLooking down my body I saw I was nude
Now we chillin at the slenderpad"Nice place this you mansion?" I asked.
"Of course," He spoke as he lead me into a living room where he guested to a chair.
(He's still nude while doing this, he discusses how nude he is after this)This was nice...I did need this after what happened, I don't know why I was scared of her when I saw little. She is a sweet little girl who just so happened to be unlucky to become a vengeful undead girl.
ben drowned and jeff the killer are here, and even more creepypasta characters I've never heard of like jack (eyeless)Slender man face palmed. "Ben stop please before I get a headache,"
'Slender man can get headaches...good to know,"
meanwhile our protagnoist learns the way of the """blade"""Nine held his new sword giving a nod as she smiled.
"Good because from today on I'm going to be training you how to use that sword,"
With that his training begun.
I don't know why ponies are involved
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Re: PYF fimfiction: describe a female you know as “basically an african elephant in terms of size”
I think the conceit of “it’s more horrifying when it happens to My Little Ponies” has yielded diminishing returns over the last, um, decade
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I don't even know who it's happening to
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whenever i see the words "slender man" i remember that time slowbeef and diabetus played some shitty slenderman game and talked ina brookly accent or something
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I associate it with SGF when he finally used facecam
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They used their Ridley voice for slenderman? Now I have to see this, I love that voice. It always makes whatever character they're pretending to be a lot more likable.
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i'm not sure if they go ridley, it's still pretty silly
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"I am NOT a bigot! I'm just-This is new for me, all right?" I said angrily. "You can't go from 'my species is the only sapient one around' to 'oh dear God! Even the cows have political opinions on this world!'"
Twilight stared at me in shock. Hell, even Spike dropped his spoon. I tapped my fingers on the table, very tempted to just look away but I had to stand my ground.
Hey, I have a hard enough time on my own world as a white male. I wasn't about to be called racist on two worlds too, thanks.
When it comes to scenes like the one above, I wish I could say it was the character saying it. Alas, this some trashy fanfic and the character in question is most assuredly a self insert.
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god where's that comic when i need it
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it's hard being a conservative brony
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How does an adult become a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic while keeping their prickly, fragile anti-SJW douchebaggage?
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first you emphasize very hard that you are a man and also not gay for watching mlp and that it is in fact very manly
then you double down on everything
then you double down on everything
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double down hard
keep doubling down
keep doubling down
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double down into a singularity
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It sure is hard on the easiest mode of survival
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The Central Powers achieved victory over the Entente in the First World War, with that set, let me go 100 years into the future, more exactly the year 2033, the world entered a second space race, toggling the desire of humans to once again explore the skies, as the great Kaiserreich is going to endure a risky mission on sending astronauts into an unknown planet, setting off a new danger not only for this planet but for the whole multiverse.
Yes this is on FimFiction.
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Germany won World War I, aside from that, nothing has changed
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searched "rifle" to see what fun new stories there are since there's not much more funny than super serious stories with overly detailed descriptions of weapons
Otto Von Bismarck (Unifier of Germany) and Paul Mauser (Inventor of the standard issued rifle of Germany during WWI) are thrown into pre-discord era Equestria as Griffons. How would the early-medieval societies react to Victorian era imperialists?
After his death, Pyotr Wrangel wakes up as a Pegasus. He also find he is not alone, as Sergei Mosin, (the creator of the Mosin Nagant rifle) Sergey Markov, Mikhail Drozdovsky, and Maria Bochkareva end up as his companions.
It was chaotic, but it was normal. Average ponies, average lives. Shootings were common in crime-filled cities—such as Las Pegasus. Baltimare is riddled with mafia turf wars. On the plus side, Ponyville has become the major airport of Equestria.
Illegal gun sales are through the roof, cheap too. The variety between pistols, submachine guns, shotguns, and even some rifles from minotaurs was absurd. Hooves could never enter the tiny ring guard, so many models had to leave it out of production lines. It made holstered weapons more dangerous, but thankfully an easy way to prevent it was to put the gun on safety.
Since there are no more cutie-marks, names have changed, too. From vibrant and meaningful names, like “Rainbow Dash” and “Money Bags,” too bland names like “Bill” or “Joe.”
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No no, in Gunquestria all the ponies would have gun-themed names like "Hair Trigger", "High Caliber" and "Pink Mist"
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Also, "your town has become a major airport" is rarely a plus
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Things went downhill after BronyCon called it quits, I see.Baltimare is riddled with mafia turf wars.
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some rifles from minotaurs is a good name for a band
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