TACO BELL update thread

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:11 pm

The Triple Double Crunchwrap is back!

Only 700 calories of delicious seasoned beef, nacho cheese and sour cream wrapped in a tortilla with crunchy tostadas inside.
Also available in a box that comes with a crunchy taco, a drink, and those delicious cinnamon twists.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:16 pm

oh sweet jesus

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:19 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:16 pm
oh sweet jesus

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:36 pm

700 is actually fewer calories than I expected for that

Fun fact: A Fresco Style Crunchy Taco is only 140 calories, so Taco Bell was often my fast food of choice while I was in hardcore diet mode

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:50 pm

My university used to have a Taco Bell on campus, where I'd sometimes get one or two of the cheap, filling, and delicious Beefy 5-Layer Burritos. It closed a year ago due to construction and I haven't regularly been to one since.

I wish they'd make something hotter than that diablo sauce.

Jill · Post by **Jill** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:57 pm

i could use some calories. maybe i'll go for one of those

Vivianinatoga · Post by **Vivianinatoga** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:35 pm

Does this count towards one's daily consumption of chicken?

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:44 pm

i consume a chicken a day

Fontra · Post by **Fontra** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:45 pm

Taco bell more like

Fontra · Post by **Fontra** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:45 pm

Taco BAD

The Ghost of Ember · Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 pm

i love me some grilled stuffed burrito but 840 calories is

Fontra · Post by **Fontra** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:46 pm

Actually distinctly remember enjoying the double crunch wrap as a kid

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:54 pm

needed to carb today so I had one of these. it was ok i guesSS?????

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:01 pm

Octavia wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:36 pm
700 is actually fewer calories than I expected for that

Fun fact: A Fresco Style Crunchy Taco is only 140 calories, so Taco Bell was often my fast food of choice while I was in hardcore diet mode

I really can't stand their pico de gallo, though.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:39 pm

And when in Palm Springs, why not stay at the Taco Bell hotel and resort!

death to capitalism

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:05 pm

Fontra wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:45 pm
Taco bell more like

Fontra wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:45 pm
Taco BAD

Mods???

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:14 pm

Had a $5 chalupa box from Taco Bell today. Probably the best value of all the local fast food joints.

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:29 pm

Octavia wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:05 pm
Mods???

I know, it's a terrible burn. "Taco Hell" at least rhymes.

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:48 pm

Man shoots Taco Bell employee after asked to pull forward in drive-thru

Please be nice to food-service workers

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:44 pm

Shit, these were available at Bronycon and I missed them

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:56 pm

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:34 am

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:34 am

Factory Factory wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:44 pm
Shit, these were available at Bronycon and I missed them

You can still get a shirt from the artist's teepublic. I think she's out of dakis, though

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:13 am

Factory Factory wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:34 am

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:16 am

I vaguely remember there being a sweetie belle taco thing in the far past....

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:18 am

Factory also had a Pinkie Pie eating burritos (?) av, I think he might have done both of them?

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:09 am

Ponies eating things in that manner have been a recurring theme through a whole lot of Factory Factory's work, really. Unfortunately, a lot of it was lost during the horsepocalypse.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:51 am

a true master of the art form

Vivianinatoga · Post by **Vivianinatoga** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:59 pm

I still haven't decided what was better, INSERT-FOOD-HERE or Pinkie's recursive self-regurgitation

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:17 pm

I couldn't find many of my insert-food things but I found some.

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:21 pm

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:23 pm

oh hey

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:36 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:37 pm

god the artifacting on the turn one

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:14 pm

ENOUGH AVATARS, JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN TACO BELL UPDATE!!! :heehaw:

The Ghost of Ember · Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 pm

i kind of want to go to that taco bell resort

The Ghost of Ember · Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 pm

its so stupid its awesome

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:55 am

ToastGhost wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:14 pm
ENOUGH AVATARS, JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN TACO BELL UPDATE!!!

no the avatars are good

Taco Bell is the same all over, unless you go to a really bad one

On my next cheat day, I am going to eat the Doritos taco because it exists and because I can*

*i actually can’t because i’m Poor and who has money for eating out anyway

CorvusCaw · Post by **CorvusCaw** (?) » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:57 pm

Taco Bell has released their Back to School clothing line.

From the press release
"Students rushing across campus to get to their 8 a.m. can do so looking fresh with Taco Bell short and long sleeved shirts, hoodies, joggers and leggings, all while keeping their coffee hot in a Taco Bell Tumbler," the chain explains. "In order to stay prepared, fans can study mas with Taco Bell notebooks, Sauce Packet Pencils and a Hot Sauce Packet USB that'll all fit perfectly into a Taco Bell Backpack. And let's be real, any paper written in a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Wisdom pen is guaranteed to get an A+."

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:22 pm

i'd wear that ironically