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Re: ITT we speak in videogame quotes

Post by Pocket (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:06 pm

Graham, watch out! A poisonous snake!

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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image I'm hit!
:shocktavia: By the Infanto Ray!
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:45 pm

They call this Tetris!
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:34 pm

I had thought myself above such things, but I believe you are starting to... piss me off. The sensation is quite pleasant, thank you. You will all still die, of course.
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:56 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
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BRING BACK THIS SOUL FROM THE ABYSS OF DEATH
RESURRECTION
Life, return to life
Break the cycle and return
This soul from nether coils

RESURRECTION
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:18 am

The loathsome Spiderdemon that masterminded the invasion of the moon bases and caused so much death has had its ass kicked for all time.

A hidden doorway opens and you enter. You've proven too tough for Hell to contain, and now Hell at last plays fair -- for you emerge from the door to see the green fields of Earth! Home at last.

You wonder what's been happening on Earth while you were battling evil unleashed. It's good that no hellspawn could have come through that door with you...

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Post by Angel Beat (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:25 am

LJT here. You got a minute?

No LJT, I'll never have time for you, you jerk who calls my GTA Online Protagonist every 5 fricking minutes! :-/

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:32 am

Image When isn't it?

Image When it is.
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Re: ITT we speak in videogame quotes

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:03 am

I was lord of this place, before the crows and rats made it their domain.
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:01 pm

The Spider Mastermind must have sent forth its legions of hellspawn before your final confrontation with that terrible beast from Hell. But you stepped forward and brought forth eternal damnation and suffering upon the horde as a true hero would in the face of something so evil.

Besides, someone was gonna pay for what happened to Daisy, your pet rabbit.

But now, you see spread before you more potential pain and gibbitude as a nation of demons run amok in our cities.

Next stop, Hell on Earth!
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:32 pm

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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:twiright: You have learned all I can teach you. Go.
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:44 pm

Cave Johnson here. Just wanna let the cafeteria staff know to lay off the soylent green. I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... let's see here... doubling in price. Now listen up: I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff's costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fishsticks.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:58 pm

Welcome! Welcome to City 17.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home.

And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown — welcome, to City 17.

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Post by Pocket (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:26 pm

Oh, they're gon'ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:29 pm

For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation.
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Post by Jill (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:55 pm

He doesn't play puyo puyo?!

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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:27 pm

You have entered deeply into the infested starport. But something is wrong. The monsters have brought their own reality with them, and the starport's technology is being subverted by their presence.

Ahead, you see an outpost of Hell. A fortified zone. If you can get past it, you can penetrate into the haunted heart of the starbase and find the controlling switch which holds Earth's population hostage.
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am

Thank you for running my errands, puppet. I know you have struggled, but I never had any intention of destroying the Von Braun. The Von Braun's faster than light drive can be used to create pockets of proto-reality. I am now using it to modify reality to my own specifications. The process shall not take long.
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:53 am

You have won! Your victory has enabled humankind to evacuate Earth and escape the nightmare. Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors. You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.

But then, Earth control beams down a message from space: sensors have located the source of the alien invasion. If you go there, you may be able to block their entry. The alien base is in the heart of your own home city, not far from the starport. Slowly and painfully you get up and return to the fray.
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Post by Void Chicken (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:49 pm

Savant series computer final briefing:

Microbe incursion is imminent. Launching colonist transport now.

We remain behind, the last tenants of a world no longer fit for human habitation. Our biological computing elements will meld with the microbe and become one with it. The planet itself will become one mind, with vast powers of thought.

As you journey to your new world, we will dream of you, our creators, dream for you, and send you those dreams as our gift, blueprints for a new world of wonders. And though our voice may fade with time, know that when you look into the sky, we will always be here, and you will always live in our thoughts.

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:09 pm

DAD TAX!
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:29 pm

Congratulations, you've found the secret level! Looks like it's been built by humans, rather than demons. You wonder who the inmates of this corner of Hell will be.
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:23 pm

May there be a hell for you! A tartarus... bleak! Unending!
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:35 pm

Congratulations, you've found the super secret level! You'd better blaze through this one!
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:32 pm

It's come to my attention that over half of our test subjects have only recently awoken from extended relaxation and were unaware that we're testing in space. So there it is: No conspiracy. No twist. We're in a test satellite orbiting the Earth. Commonly available information that absolutely anyone would have told you if you'd bothered to ask. Please stop forming groups of adventuring parties to uncover the big secret, because it's that we're in space.
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:46 pm

I'm host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:10 pm

You are at the corrupt heart of the city, surrounded by the corpses of your enemies. You see no way to destroy the creatures entryway on this side, so you clench your teeth and plunge through it.

There must be a way to close it on the other side. What do you care if you've got to go through Hell to get to it?
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:23 pm

Looks like we just had to seal up Science Sphere Seven. Hull breach. Another adventure party smashed through the hull to learn the big mystery. Guess they were busy doing that instead of testing, because I've mentioned we're in space every half hour. By the way: still in space.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:32 pm

Anybody not escaping or shivving me, get back to work.
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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:33 pm

The horrendous visage of the biggest demon you've ever seen crumbles before you, after you pump your rockets into his exposed brain. The monster shrivels up and dies, its thrashing limbs devastating untold miles of Hell's surface.

You've done it. The invasion is over. Earth is saved. Hell is a wreck. You wonder where bad folks will go when they die, now. Wiping the sweat from your forehead you begin the long trek back home. Rebuilding Earth ought to be a lot more fun than ruining it was.
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:06 pm

Aaaand another hull breach. Let's all give a big hand to the test subjects of Sphere Eighteen for bravely uncovering the company-wide conspiracy, which is that there's no air in space. Once again: We're in space. It's not a secret. I am sincerely regretting my decision not to install windows in this thing.
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:22 am

You see, at this point... I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again.
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:09 pm

Do the deaths of your soldiers mean so little to you? Are you that mad?
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:17 pm

If I could use the sands of time... :ponder:
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:27 pm

It's not the best choice. It's Spacer's Choice™!
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Don’t point your butt at me.

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