My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:12 am

It Ain't Easy Being Breezies

You can do this! I am sorry for how I treated you before! It was not right that I called you names! I did not even really believe those things I said! I was worried we would never get back to our home, and I lashed out... I know you can do this! I believe in you! Hold on to me, let us join the group!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:43 am

Somepony To Watch Over Me

How does she sleep?

Like she does everything! With sass!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:05 am

Maud Pie

He's a rock!

Rock.
You are a rock.
Gray.
You are gray.
Like a rock.
Which you are.
Rock.

I don't really like candy. But I do love Pinkie Pie.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:59 am

For Whom The Sweetie Belle Toils

But perhaps you didn't have the whole story.

I thought you said you understood? Luna?

[stomp]

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:38 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:47 am
Filli Vanilli

I've forgotten about this. Still cracks me up

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:40 pm

In hindsight, it probably would have been easier for me just to post that video

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:22 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:40 pm
In hindsight, it probably would have been easier for me just to post that video

I'll tell a joke about this next year.

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:26 pm

I love that Rarity backed away when Applejack went to confront him.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:10 am

She didn't want any part of that Apple rage

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:42 am

Leap Of Faith

Now you hold your horsefeathers, little seed! I never said bein' a high diver was a smart decision! It's incredibly dangerous!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:36 am

Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

You're welcome, but it all came from you. You learned without knowing you're learning. Your main focus is flying, but then your brain is also absorbing lots of other information! It's actually really brilliant!

Ha, I always knew I was brilliant!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:26 am

Trade Ya

Who's got something valuable enough to trade for Princess Twilight's princess books that she got from Princess Celestia? Did I say "princess"?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:02 am

Inspiration Manifestation

I'm so scared.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:39 am

Equestria Games

Mr. the Dragon! Would you light the torch already?

That wasn't worthy enough for you? Ugh, for pony's sake! Next thing you know, you'll be asking to put on a rock concert. Celebrities...

Nailed it!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:50 am

Twilight's Kingdom, Part 1 - Season 4 Finale

Sister, are you alright?

I've just had the most terrible dream.

Why do you think I'm here? You know as well as I that this was not a dream, but a vision.

Then we haven't much time. The stronger he becomes, the more we are all in danger.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:22 am

Twilight's Kingdom, Part 2

Why are you doing this? I thought we were friends!

Surely you saw this comin'.

I didn't. I truly didn't.

Tirek tricked me into believing that he could offer me something more valuable than friendship. But there is nothing worth more. I see that now. He lied when he said that this medallion was given as a sign of gratitude and loyalty. But when I say that it is a sign of our true friendship, I am telling the truth.

Wait a minute, where's my throne?!

Best season finale song.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:13 am

The Cutie Map, Part 1 - Season 5 Premiere

Heads high, ponies! Marching proud! All together now! Every one of you! No pony left behind!

You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream

Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:25 am

The Cutie Map, Part 2

Then how do you explain this?!

The staff is a piece of wood I found in the desert! It's my magic that makes all this possible! You'd all still be living your miserable lives thinking you're better than everypony else if it weren't for my magical abilities! I brought you friendship! I brought you equality! I created harmony!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:27 am

Castle Sweet Castle

And the best part of it is, it's made from the roots of the Golden Oak Library, so you'll never forget where you came from.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:27 am

Bloom And Gloom

Yeah... I guess I've been pretty worried about gettin' my cutie mark.

Well, that is the same as worrying about who you are. That is all a cutie mark is. If you cannot accept who you are, your life might seem like a bad dream.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:37 am

Tanks For The Memories

Applejack cries on the inside, Twilight!

It's true.

I feel better. Really, I do. Thanks, everypony. I don't know what I'd do without you. Or him...Oh, Tank... I'm sure gonna miss you.

Uh, I'm gonna hang here and read to him a bit. That little guy can never get to sleep without a bedtime story. I'll be right there.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:33 am

Appleloosa's Most Wanted

What she says is true. This here entertainin' y'all with my klutzin'? That's what I was supposed to be doin'. I know it now. I didn't mean no harm, honest! I just ain't never loved nothin' like I love the rodeo, so I kept on sneakin' back and makin' a big old mess of things. Turns out I was just a-lookin' at my cutie mark all wrong.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:14 am

Make New Friends But Keep Discord

Oh, it's all groovy. Um, I need like a few minutes to clear out my chakras before I can hug you from a place of authenticity.

*grins*

He does have a yen for shiny things, the rascal.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:51 am

The Lost Treasure Of Griffonstone

"Always carry plenty of bits. The griffons are sure to help you as long as you share the wealth."

You're more important to me than some dumb chunk of gold.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:35 am

Slice Of Life - 100th Episode

A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?

Ugh, all these wedding songs are so... standard. I want Matilda and Cranky's wedding to be special.

Yeah. Oh! Because I accidentally sent out invitations for Cranky and Matilda's wedding with today's date instead of tomorrow's!

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:51 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:35 am
Slice Of Life

A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:51 am

Perpetual Motion wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:51 am

*chef kiss*

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:35 am

But England ISN'T a real place in Equestria.

Also Octavia looks naked without her bow.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:28 am

Princess Spike

Um... you needed to sleep. And Princess Cadance told me you weren't to be disturbed. And there was this bird, and, well... long story short, I made a few decisions on your behalf.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:27 am

Perpetual Motion wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:51 am

This is still one my favorite fan comics.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:04 am

Party Pooped

What can I say? I'm good at what I do. Prince Rutherford, every time we tried to make something in Equestria feel like Yakyakistan, we couldn't get it right. When I got back from my adventure, I realized something. We shouldn't try to make Equestria feel like your home. We should try to make you feel at home in Equestria. And that means showing you why we love it here, so you'll love it too.

Pink pony work hard to make yaks feel at home. Now yaks happy. No declare war.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:15 am

Amending Fences

Well, sure, why wouldn't it? That was only the first time I put myself out there, and then you didn't even bother to show up! Then you left town without saying goodbye even though we were supposed to be friends! I was humiliated! I felt like I wasn't important! I never wanted to let myself be hurt like that again! Those three finally convinced me that I had value! That other ponies might like me and want to be my friend! And you! Didn't! Show! Up!

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:56 am

That line was seriously like a gut punch

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:01 am

Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep?

What? My dream ended... happily? That. Cannot. Happen!

Of course. I will do anything to end this, including accept your help. I cannot allow the Tantabus to escape into the real world. All of you must now go back to sleep and hope that I can create such a dream.

I created the Tantabus to give myself the same nightmare every night...to punish myself for the evil I caused as Nightmare Moon!

Thank you. Thank you all.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:04 am

Canterlot Boutique

Yes! Then the Canterlot Carousel never closes! And Sassy Saddles' boutique succeeds!

Stop! This is not your boutique! And if this is what success in Canterlot looks like, I want no part of it! Now, make up flyers for a going-out-of-business sale! I'm closing Canterlot Carousel!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:55 am

Rarity Investigates

Rainbow Dash was obviously upset, but I had all my ducks in a row. Except one. *quack*

Let me explain. I never believed you would send Spitfire away. When we found the rainbow hairs in Spitfire's room, I could tell they didn't fall out. They... were cut! Nopony loses hair in a chunk. And look at the ends. It's a straight line! They were clearly cut with shears, which means somepony planted it! Then when we were examining Spitfire's room, I smelled something on the envelope. Juniper Phoenix, Wind Rider's cologne of choice! Then, in the castle hallway, I noticed some of the damask curtains fell out of their velvet rope-holder, indicating that somepony had been hiding behind them! Perhaps after they dropped off the fake letter?

Precisely why I questioned the castle guards! They were at their post at the entrance to the hallway all night, except for a small window of time when somepony brought them cake. A cake that was ordered by a girl pony with a raspy voice! Whoever ordered the cake got a chocolate stain on her ivory scarf, and I couldn't help but notice that Wind Rider's scarf is tied in a tight Windsor knot instead of its usual loose slipknot! And why is that? Is it to hide the chocolate stain?!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:47 am

Made In Manehattan

Well, I suppose it's at least worth lookin' into...that is, if we can ever get off this street corner.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:25 am

Brotherhooves Social

Well, I do declare! It's hotter today than the business end of a corncob pipe!

Why, dear, I do declare this is the most beautiful sunset my eyes have ever looked upon. Though sitting here on these tree roots is a trifle uncomfortable for my hindquarters.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:31 am

Crusaders Of The Lost Mark

That's a weird question.

Oh, sugarcube, if Mom and Dad were here, they'd be so proud of ya.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:44 am

The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows

We're having a baby!

A baby, Twilight! It's a baby! Woo-hoo!

You mean... I'm going to be an aunt?! This is the best prize ever!