So lemme get all this straight. You're only allowed to eat rock soup for dinner, then the pony who finds this rock gets to raise the flag, but not really 'cause you don't got no flagpole, and to top it off, you don't even get presents?!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:34 am
by PonyHag714
Scare Master
They're unplanned guests. Your woooorst nightmare. You don't have enough food for them! Oh, no! There's a tiny kitten that needs a home! But you are over-scheduled right now. You don't have time to help! I said, "You don't have time to help!" This should appear to scare you! Why don't you look terrified? You showed up to a party and everypony was extremely disappointed in you. Can you imagine anything more upsetting?
I don't know why I doubted myself for a second. Now this is what I call a perfect Nightmare Night.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:27 am
by PonyHag714
What About Discord?
Ah. A friendship with Discord is truly a shock. But who says it is something that we must block?
Certainly we can all agree that Princess Twilight learned a valuable lesson here – that even she can have feelings of jealousy, that she should recognize said feelings rather than trying to pretend that she doesn't have them. Mm-hmm. Did I get the tiniest bit of glee out of watching her try to recreate our weekend of fun in the name of science? Oh, most definitely! But what's important here is that it was never my intent to make Twilight feel jealous. That's something that the old me would have tried to do. Orange you glad I've changed?
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 am
by PonyHag714
The Hooffields And McColts
Nothing says "let's be friends" like a cake that says, "Let's be friends!" I wrote that in icing on the top.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
The Mane Attraction
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:21 am
by Octavia
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:29 pm
by PonyHag714
I remember what a laugh I got out of that.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:55 am
by PonyHag714
The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 1 - Season 5 Finale
Well, when you say it like that, it does sound kinda silly.
Or it's totally true!
Welcome home, Twilight!
And it didn't take long for him to force every one of his subjects to fight for him against Equestria.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:25 am
by PonyHag714
The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 2
What a lovely village you've chosen to stage your little resistance. It looks absolutely delicious! Oh, come now, Zecora. You're vastly outnumbered.
And now you will give this spell to me! With it, I will ensure that the Elements of Harmony are never found and my reign lasts forever!
Sunburst and I did everything together. In fact, I don't remember us ever being apart. Until today.
And just like that, my friend was gone. His family recognized his magical talent and sent him off to Canterlot. I never saw him again.
Well, why not?
Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!
Starlight, you're right! I don't know what you went through! But I do know you can't do this! I've seen where this leads, and so have you!
I only saw what you showed me! Who knows what'll really happen?
I've seen it a dozen times! Things don't turn out well in Equestria without my friends!
Ugh! What's so special about your friends?! How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!
The differences between me and my friends are the very things that make our friendship strong!
I thought Sunburst and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore our friendship apart!
So try again! Make new friends! And if something that you can't control happens that changes things, work through it together! That's what friendship is! And it's not just my friendships that are important to Equestria! Everypony's are! When yours ended, it led us here. But just imagine all the others that are out there waiting for you if you just give them a chance!
How do I know they won't all end the same way?
I guess it's up to you to make sure they don't.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
The Crystalling, Part 1 - Season 6 Premiere
Never better! Being a father is amazing! And wonderful, and amazing, and confusing, and amazing, but surprising too, you know? I mean, not that you'd know. You wouldn't know, I know... You know? Sorry. I haven't really slept since Cadance had the baby. Come to think of it, she hasn't either. It sure would be great to get a break.
Oh. No. Y-Yes! Uh, y-yes, that's me, yup. Important wizard! Really busy with lots of, uh, wi-wizarding... stuff. Right. Uh, well... good to see you.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:35 am
by PonyHag714
The Crystalling, Part 2
But I thought you were an important wizard!
Well, you were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
The Gift Of The Maud Pie
I'd like to return this pouch.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
On Your Marks
I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.
No problem!
It's what we do.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
Gauntlet Of Fire
Friends? Dragons don't do friends.
Well, this dragon does.
Awww! But that'll be super embarrassing!
I was wrong, Ember. You might not be big, but you are strong and smart, and perhaps that counts for more than I thought. And you will make an excellent leader.
Agree with him! Just kidding. That's not gonna be my thing.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
No Second Prances
...Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces!
How do you get your hair to do that all the time?
(sigh)
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:02 am
by PonyHag714
Newbie Dash
Now it's official. Welcome to the Wonderbolts, Crash!
If I don't come up with something unforgettable to add to the routine, I'm gonna be Rainbow Crash for the rest of my life!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
A Hearth's Warming Tail
They are all too real, Snowfall, and your actions will allow them to return. The future of Equestria shall be bathed in a blanket of eternal snow!
I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.
And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
The Saddle Row Review
Personally, I think spoon clothes ain't such a bad idea. Useful, too. Eatin' soup, stirrin' gumbo, diggin' little holes.
Yes. I know what needs to be done. I just need more of me! Oh, how I wish I could make copies of myself!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
Applejack's "Day" Off
Well, no. They got used to it. Which is why I started doin' the chicken dance! To show 'em that if they didn't get to eatin' their food, the chickens would. 'Course, bein' a chicken, I couldn't very well open the gate. Gettin' the food bucket to spill into the trough was just a happy accident because one time I left it there by mistake.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Flutter Brutter
Then I'm sorry, Zephyr, but I don't think you can live here.
Fine! I'll just go live in the woods like my foreponies before me! Guess the only breeze this zephyr can count on is his own!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:49 am
by PonyHag714
Spice Up Your Life
Welcome to The Tasty Treat. You can eat here if you want. Or not. Who cares?
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:18 am
by PonyHag714
Stranger Than Fan Fiction
I don't hate Daring Do. The first series was smart and cool and an amazing nod to old-time serialized adventure books, that somehow manages to be self-reflective and ironic while at the same time celebrating the art form without a hint of cynicism. Which is why I came here to ask A. K. Yearling muzzle-to-muzzle why she sold out and dumbed down the rest of her books into just a series of impossible action sequences!
Okay, now I know you're crazy. A. K. Yearling is awesome, and every Daring Do book that comes out is better than the last!
You said go over him!
I said go around him!
And I said be quiet!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
The Cart Before The Ponies
Hoo-wee! Those ribbons are the bees' knees.
Sweetie Belle, precious face, "old-timey" is just another word for passé. Remember, big and bold! I do have a reputation to uphold! It was one thing to lose as a filly, but can you imagine if I didn't win the most creative now? Ponies might stop buying my couture!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:25 am
by PonyHag714
28 Pranks Later
No, no! Stay away! They're making you sick! You don't want these!
But we dooooooo... We want cookiiiiiiiieeeeeeees...!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:37 am
by PonyHag714
The Times They Are A-Changeling
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changeling!
No, wait! Come back!
From the moment I first split my egg in the nursery hive...
I was part of the attack on Canterlot during the royal wedding, but I'd never seen true friendship like that! And I couldn't just steal it and feed on its love. I wanted to share it!
Uh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. Do you still wanna be my friend?
Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much l-love around her...
Why do you think I would help you? I'm an "evil changeling"!
Of course! You're a celebrity here in the Crystal Empire, and you just risked all of it for a friend! I can't imagine anything more brave than that. As the Princess of Friendship, I try to set an example for all of Equestria. But today, it was Spike who taught me that a new friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Spike says Thorax is his friend, then he's my friend too.
Thank you.
That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:50 am
by PonyHag714
Dungeons And Discords
The whole point of the game is you get to use your imagination to be someone you're not. I'm Garbunkle, a famous magician. Everyone treats me with the utmost respect.
Just like in real life?
June, honey, be a dear. Reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay. That's what I call Princess Celestia, what a hoot! In fact, clear the whole evening. Tonight is guys' night. These fellas invited me to spice things up and bring a little class to the whole affair.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Buckball Season
You could do what I do and not think about it. Seriously. I don't think about anything. Ever.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
The Fault In Our Cutie Marks
Know who you are? Know who you are?! Why, I've heard about you from everypony in Ponyville! I'm so excited to meet you, I could just explode! I'm Gabriella, but you can call me Gabby since we're friends now! Pleased to meet ya!
You're tellin' me! I don't know if you've heard, but griffons can be a little bit...unfriendly.
I'm Gabriella, but you can call me Gabby since we're friends now!
Huh. I'd forgotten that was her name.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
Viva Las Pegasus
Wait! No! Y'all come back! Come on, I-I'm gonna be ruined! This is Gladmane's, y'all! Come on, you can't do this to...
Gladmane has left the buildin'!
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:30 am
by PonyHag714
Every Little Thing She Does
Cogeria... Persuadere... Fiducia... Hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.
Sweet Apple Acres, twenty moons ago. Granny Smith was lookin' for her favorite pie tin. She looked in the kitchen, but it wasn't there. She looked in the barn, but it wasn't there.
She was just a pony standin' in front of another pony askin' him to love her.
Great job, Starlight. Looks like you've completed another friendship lesson.
Hey! She completes the lesson when I say she completes it. So less learning and more chillaxing!
So... How long do we sit quietly?
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:37 am
by PonyHag714
P. P. O. V. (Pony Point Of View)
Yah! There'll be no mutiny aboard me ship!
Then what happened?!
Oh, the boat sank. Obviously.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:42 am
by Gloomy Rube
Pirate Applejack was the best part of post season 3 ponies
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:50 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
YAAAAAARRRR
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Where The Apple Lies
This is spinnin' way out of control, Applejack! Now I know you thought sellin' cider in Filthy's store was a good idea, but it ain't worth lyin' to him about Granny bein' sick and needin' to go to the hospital, or fibbin' to Granny about them wantin' her come here to talk about the blight, or-
Well, that's nice, but I don't know what in blazes you two are talkin' about! I ain't goin' anywhere anytime soon! Runnin' the farm. Not after this display! Not likely! And don't you go gettin' any ideas about cuttin' ties with Sweet Apple Acres, or I'm goin' right to your grandpappy. Get me?
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:13 am
by PonyHag714
Top Bolt
I was just there!
All right, newbies! Welcome to trials week for the Wonderbolt Academy! You'll be judged on your speed, strength, agility, and technique, culminating in a final evaluation. Will it be hard? Yes! Will you cry? Maybe. Will you fly so much your wings fall off? That has only happened once.
Heh. I wouldn't be surprised if they asked me to become a Wonderbolt straight out of the trials. Boom, dream achieved.
But you'll never become a Wonderbolt if you're too afraid to shine. That is what you want, right?
Well, not at first. I just wanted to be with Sky. But learning to do all those fun tricks with you? It made me realize this is something I want for myself!
I was hoping you'd say that. Come with me.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
To Where And Back Again, Part 1 - Season 6 Finale
Be careful who you trust! You need all the help you can find! The changelings have returned and—
Okay, fine! Aside from lack of sleep, how are we in danger?
I think the—! What did you tell me never to tell another pony?
Starlight, if you woke me up to play guessing games—
Ugh. I can't take any of you seriously when you look like that.
They took Cadance, Shining Armor, and Flurry Heart! Sunburst sent me here to get Princess Twilight's help, but...but it sounds like it's too late for that, too! So...what should we do?
They took Fluttershy?
Yes!
Where?
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
To Where And Back Again, Part 2
I've been trying to tell you! Nothing other than changeling magic works here. Chrysalis' throne is carved from an ancient dark stone that soaks up outside magic the same way changelings soak up love. It's how she keeps the hive safe.
One little pony all by herself. Oh, how will I ever prevent this daring rescue?
Don't mention that traitor's name in my kingdom! He was a fool to leave and even more a fool to return! When I find him, he'll learn just what happens to those who betray the hive!
Just as soon as I drain every last ounce of love from him and show my subjects what a real leader is!
I can feel the love inside me slipping away...! I can't hold onto it much longer...!
Then don't! Sharing love is what made you different to begin with! You should share yours with Chrysalis! Give her all of it!
When Twilight and her friends defeated me, I chose to run away and seek revenge! You don't have to! You can be the leader your subjects deserve.
There is no revenge you could ever conceive of that will come close to what I will exact upon you one day, Starlight Glimmer!
Sweetest scene ever.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Celestial Advice - Season 7 Premiere
So how's the whole ruling-a-kingdom thing going?
It's a bit overwhelming. But we're adjusting.
Starlight, how do you feel about honeysuckle and peanut butter sandwiches?
Ha, ha, ha!
I can't believe you're laughing at me.
Oh, Twilight, I'm not. I'm laughing because I had the exact same fears you're having.
We could throw you a Changeling Gorbfest! Uh, it's more fun than it sounds.
Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
All Bottled Up
Teacup! Teacup, teacup, teacup! Tea-cup! Teacup, teacup, tea-cup! You know what you need? A teacup!
Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!
Well, I've always found magic is tied to my emotions. Whatever I'm feeling fuels whatever I'm doing, and the stronger I'm feeling, the stronger the magic.
Right. Like when you were so upset that cutie marks took away your friend, your magic was strong enough to enslave an entire village.
Yep. Thanks for bringing that up.
And you don't always....have to bring up my dark past!
I didn't know you had one, Granny Smith!
I'm really... mad at you. You lost Twilight's map table. You make jokes like it's no big deal. It's like you don't even care you could get me in a lot of trouble. If we can't find that table, Twilight's never going to trust me again, and the worst part is
you didn't even say you were sorry!
But to be fair, I don't know how you could have known. I did a spell and bottled up my anger, but when the bottle broke, it infected these three. I'm really sorry. I used magic so I wouldn't use magic. I should have guessed that would backfire.