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I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:41 am
by Demeh
and there's only 9
this is a fucking outrage
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:08 pm
by Mechanical Ape
Take one piece and cut it in half, voila, ten pieces
it is witchcraft
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:10 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
eat them angrily
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm
by Demeh
i have consumed most of them while filled with a primal rage
i have shown the scattered remains of the ones i murdered to the others, so that they may know their fate in advance
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm
by Demeh
death will come to all those who defy me
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:12 pm
by Lorce
You should be glad you got any at all, i wouldn't buy a package with -2 pieces in the first place ^^
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:34 pm
by Demeh
Lorce wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:12 pm
You should be glad you got any at all, i wouldn't buy a package with -2 pieces in the first place ^^
grr
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:49 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Demeh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm
death will come to all those who defy me
if there were 12 of them would you have just left it in the freezer since they didn't defy you and thus shouldn't be consumed?
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:49 pm
by Gloomy Rube
also if there was 13 would that be defying you or going beyond the call of duty
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:57 pm
by Demeh
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LOGIC
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:58 pm
by Demeh
MY CURRENT AVATAR REALLY ISN'T SHOWING THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:01 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
akko is you before realizing there weren't enough chicken wings
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:01 pm
by Gloomy Rube
oh I thought your avatar was your current expression when posting
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:03 pm
by Demeh
so much sass going on
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:04 pm
by Demeh
wait a minute
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:04 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Demeh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:04 pm
wait a minute
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:06 pm
by Demeh
peeps i miscounted there were actually ten
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:07 pm
by Demeh
dont ask me how i figured this out good night
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:10 pm
by Gloomy Rube
wow so you murdered 9 chicken wings on a misunderstanding.
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm
by Demeh
I murdered six chicken wings on a misunderstanding
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm
by Demeh
chicken wing redemption arc complete
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm
by Gloomy Rube
will the remaining four be given compensation
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:12 pm
by Demeh
I'll eat them joyfully tomorrow
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:13 pm
by Demeh
death comes to those who aid me
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:14 pm
by Gloomy Rube
pretty hecked up
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:14 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I will take the opposite stance, anyone who aids or defies me will be immortal
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:16 pm
by Demeh
no im serious the inevitability of death is quite serious and i don't think we'll be fixing it in this life it doesn't matter whether you aid or defy me death will come for you
im going to sleep now enjoy existentialism good night
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:17 pm
by Gloomy Rube
too bad I made all people who read this immortal, defying demeh for the final time
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:55 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
demeh getting existential over chicken wings
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:14 pm
by Mechanical Ape
I found the categorical imperative and it’s chicken wings
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:18 pm
by Princess Flufflebutt
go back and demand a refund
or are you too chicken
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:42 pm
by Octavia
Demeh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:07 pm
dont ask me how i figured this out good night
Counting bones in the trash?
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:48 am
by Demeh
DON'T ASK ME HOW I FIGURED THIS OUT GOOD NIGHT
Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:48 am
by Demeh
(no they were still on my plate)