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did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:59 am

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Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

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Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and milk.
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Mechanical Ape wrote:
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Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and milk.
and have four-chambered hearts when you get the good kind! If you kill someone and leave their corpse by the side of the road, the cops count it as littering instead of murder.
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We only use 33% of a stoplight.
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Post by Ragnar (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:46 am

Mechanical Ape wrote:
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We only use 33% of a stoplight.
The cops tell me I use slightly less :party:
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Post by Ragnar (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:48 am

as does my insurance company
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did you know that the moon is made of cheese
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:42 am

The pool on the Titanic has likely rotted and decayed enough to no longer be recognizable as a discrete quantity of seawater separate from the rest of the water in what remains of the wreck's structure, OP.
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Oh yeah? Well did you know this: the streets is paved with gold, op
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Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving a dump? :ponder:
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While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:25 pm

“The average person swallows 3 spiders a year” is misleading statistics. There’s actually just one guy who swallows 20 billion spiders a year.
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Post by Demeh (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:31 pm

goddamn you spiders georg

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Demeh wrote:
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goddamn you spiders georg
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:44 pm

I will not say that it is not spiders georg's right to swallow that many spiders, but I will shame and judge him harshly
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Did you know that Fontra is actually a mixture of "Contra Calculus" and "The Fonz", two different usernames Fontra has had over the years?
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:41 pm

seems unlikely

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:41 pm

This is also why the admin of this forum is named Bred Beye Floss
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:42 pm

I think it's a mixture of font of wisdom and iran-contra

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what if fontra's name is also a reference to hit konami game contra
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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:50 pm

why would it be, fontra has never seen a video game in his life

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this is true
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Fontra grew up in the fields of germany, raised from a seed by an old farmer
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:35 pm

fontra is actually a highly intelligent posting AI. one day the scientist at Germany's top secret super cool laser labs accidentally exposed the AI to PPPP and ever since then... well, things have definitely changed. it seems the AI prefers shitposting to solving math equations, anyway
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Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:58 pm

I wish my job was shitposting

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Fontra wrote:
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:56 pm

rise up, fontra, and seize the means of shitpost production
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RIP Syndrome wrote:
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fontra is actually a highly intelligent posting AI. one day the scientist at Germany's top secret super cool laser labs accidentally exposed the AI to PPPP and ever since then... well, things have definitely changed. it seems the AI prefers shitposting to solving math equations, anyway
The real question is why the scientist would send their AI to live in Utah for so long.
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Fizzbuzz wrote:
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Would Perry marry a computer?
if it's hot, sure
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:05 am

computers really shouldn't be running hot
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Post by Skipper (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:55 pm

New business idea: miniature fans you can build in to your computer!
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Now off to find a crew of miniature people to assemble them
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Post by Skipper (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:57 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
Coming back to this post.

Every boat can sink. Seems like a waste to construct one specifically for that purpose.
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