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did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:59 am
by Fontra
Eating raw chicken gives you salmonella but eating raw salmon does not give you chickenella

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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:16 am
by The Ghost of Ember
you can go uptown, or downtown, but you can't go sidetown

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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:53 am
by Mechanical Ape
Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and milk.

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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:01 am
by Ragnar
Mechanical Ape wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:53 am
Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and milk.
and have four-chambered hearts when you get the good kind! If you kill someone and leave their corpse by the side of the road, the cops count it as littering instead of murder.

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:09 am
by Mechanical Ape
We only use 33% of a stoplight.

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:46 am
by Ragnar
Mechanical Ape wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:09 am
We only use 33% of a stoplight.
The cops tell me I use slightly less :party:

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:48 am
by Ragnar
as does my insurance company

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:49 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
did you know that the moon is made of cheese

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:42 am
by Fizzbuzz
The pool on the Titanic has likely rotted and decayed enough to no longer be recognizable as a discrete quantity of seawater separate from the rest of the water in what remains of the wreck's structure, OP.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:24 am
by RIP Syndrome
Oh yeah? Well did you know this: the streets is paved with gold, op

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:31 am
by Octavia
Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving a dump? :ponder:

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:57 am
by Mechanical Ape
New Zealand was discovered in 1969 when Neil Armstrong spotted it from space.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:07 am
by Mr. Big
Peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.

(thank you, "The Critic")

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:57 am
by Mechanical Ape
If you ask a cop for a snack, he has to give you one.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:00 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 am
by W.T. Fits
The square root of rope is string.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:25 pm
by Mechanical Ape
“The average person swallows 3 spiders a year” is misleading statistics. There’s actually just one guy who swallows 20 billion spiders a year.

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:31 pm
by Demeh
goddamn you spiders georg

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:40 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Demeh wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:31 pm
goddamn you spiders georg

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:44 pm
by RIP Syndrome
I will not say that it is not spiders georg's right to swallow that many spiders, but I will shame and judge him harshly

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:43 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
Image

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:41 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Did you know that Fontra is actually a mixture of "Contra Calculus" and "The Fonz", two different usernames Fontra has had over the years?

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:41 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
seems unlikely

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:41 pm
by Gloomy Rube
This is also why the admin of this forum is named Bred Beye Floss

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:42 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
I think it's a mixture of font of wisdom and iran-contra

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:47 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
what if fontra's name is also a reference to hit konami game contra

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:50 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
why would it be, fontra has never seen a video game in his life

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:04 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
this is true

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:28 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Fontra grew up in the fields of germany, raised from a seed by an old farmer

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:35 pm
by RIP Syndrome
fontra is actually a highly intelligent posting AI. one day the scientist at Germany's top secret super cool laser labs accidentally exposed the AI to PPPP and ever since then... well, things have definitely changed. it seems the AI prefers shitposting to solving math equations, anyway

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:58 pm
by Fontra
I wish my job was shitposting

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:58 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Fontra wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:58 pm
I wish my job was shitposting

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:56 pm
by Mechanical Ape
rise up, fontra, and seize the means of shitpost production

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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:56 pm
by Perpetual Motion
RIP Syndrome wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:35 pm
fontra is actually a highly intelligent posting AI. one day the scientist at Germany's top secret super cool laser labs accidentally exposed the AI to PPPP and ever since then... well, things have definitely changed. it seems the AI prefers shitposting to solving math equations, anyway
The real question is why the scientist would send their AI to live in Utah for so long.

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:06 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Would Perry marry a computer?

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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:01 am
by Perrydotto
Fizzbuzz wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:06 pm
Would Perry marry a computer?
if it's hot, sure

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:05 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
computers really shouldn't be running hot

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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:55 pm
by Skipper
New business idea: miniature fans you can build in to your computer!

Re: did you know the swimming pools of the titanic are still filled with water to this day?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:55 pm
by Skipper
Now off to find a crew of miniature people to assemble them

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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:57 pm
by Skipper
DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:00 am
While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
Coming back to this post.

Every boat can sink. Seems like a waste to construct one specifically for that purpose.