The Emperor Sheev Palpatine
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine
quicker, easier, more seductive
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Obi-Wan had a slightly romantic relationship with Dutchess Satine of Mandalore.
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Also dead
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"This Arthur Dent,'' comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a mysterious deep space probe thought to originate from an alien galaxy at a distance too hideous to contemplate, "what is he, man or mouse? Is he interested in nothing more than tea and the wider issues of life? Has he no spirit? Has he no passion? Does he not, to put it in a nutshell, fuck?''
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so much for the 'last jedi ruined it by changing the twist' excuse they trotted out during the disaster recovery phase
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I thought that was old news.
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I watched enough Lost and X-Files to know there’s never any plan.
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It’s OK to make it up as you go, because everyone does; but the thing is that somewhere along the way, you’re supposed to suss out what the theme of your work is supposed to be and you can then write a resolution that makes sense.
Alternatively you can play “What’s the most SHOCKING thing I can do??” right up to the end and suck.
Alternatively you can play “What’s the most SHOCKING thing I can do??” right up to the end and suck.
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It reminds me of what they did with Lost. Every time someone, anyone, anywhere on the internet posed a theory that happened to be in line with what they were actually planning, they changed it so that nobody would be right. Which, I can only imagine, turned out exactly how this did, with the answer being the one thing too stupid for anyone to seriously consider being plausible.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...
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Y'know the reason Jedi didn't get married is because the order forbids attachments. That doesn't rule out a little NSA boinketry...
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It sure didn’t stop the medieval popes!
e: I guess what I’m saying is Sheev Palpatine is the Rodrigo Borgia of space
e: I guess what I’m saying is Sheev Palpatine is the Rodrigo Borgia of space
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does that make Rey Ezio Auditore da Firenze?
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i don't care about disney's claims that it's all clones, if you didn't say it in the movie it doesn't count
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emperor palpitate did a dirty
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rise of skywalker is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckedDaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:06 amif you didn't say it in the movie it doesn't count
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"Palpatine fucks" is absurd and disturbing to imagine and yet, simultaneously, genuinely remains the best thing about the film
I guess some of the special effects were pretty good; but were they "Palpatine fucks" good? We all know the answer to that.
I guess some of the special effects were pretty good; but were they "Palpatine fucks" good? We all know the answer to that.
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Did you know that old people in retirement homes are sexually very active and have often troubles with sexually transmitted diseases?
"Plalpatine fucks" is basically that but only focused on one fictional old man.
"Plalpatine fucks" is basically that but only focused on one fictional old man.
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there is nothing stopping disney from just saying he projected his spirit again, because him surviving his death in ROS is exactly as believable as him surviving his death in ROJ
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Won't they need to partner with Epic Games again to explain what happens in another Fortnite event? What if Fortnite dies and this vital source of Star Wars canon is lost forever?Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:49 pmthere is nothing stopping disney from just saying he projected his spirit again, because him surviving his death in ROS is exactly as believable as him surviving his death in ROJ
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