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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:34 pm

quicker, easier, more seductive
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:49 pm

Obi-Wan had a slightly romantic relationship with Dutchess Satine of Mandalore.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:51 pm

alas, he did not FUCK
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:02 pm

Also dead
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:37 pm

"This Arthur Dent,'' comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a mysterious deep space probe thought to originate from an alien galaxy at a distance too hideous to contemplate, "what is he, man or mouse? Is he interested in nothing more than tea and the wider issues of life? Has he no spirit? Has he no passion? Does he not, to put it in a nutshell, fuck?''
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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he in fact does not
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:07 am

the entire disney trilogy fucking sucks

but at least sheev fucks
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:24 am

so much for the 'last jedi ruined it by changing the twist' excuse they trotted out during the disaster recovery phase
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Adiwan (?) » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:27 am

I thought that was old news.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:58 am

I watched enough Lost and X-Files to know there’s never any plan.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:11 am

It’s OK to make it up as you go, because everyone does; but the thing is that somewhere along the way, you’re supposed to suss out what the theme of your work is supposed to be and you can then write a resolution that makes sense.

Alternatively you can play “What’s the most SHOCKING thing I can do??” right up to the end and suck.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Pocket (?) » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:56 am

It reminds me of what they did with Lost. Every time someone, anyone, anywhere on the internet posed a theory that happened to be in line with what they were actually planning, they changed it so that nobody would be right. Which, I can only imagine, turned out exactly how this did, with the answer being the one thing too stupid for anyone to seriously consider being plausible.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:28 pm

Y'know the reason Jedi didn't get married is because the order forbids attachments. That doesn't rule out a little NSA boinketry...
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:14 pm

It sure didn’t stop the medieval popes!

e: I guess what I’m saying is Sheev Palpatine is the Rodrigo Borgia of space
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:13 pm

does that make Rey Ezio Auditore da Firenze?
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:59 am

the only good thing to come from the new trilogy is that
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:00 am

palpatine fucks
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:06 am

i don't care about disney's claims that it's all clones, if you didn't say it in the movie it doesn't count
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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palpatine fucks
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Factory Factory (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:51 pm

emperor palpitate did a dirty
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:21 pm

skeevy sheevy
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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if you didn't say it in the movie it doesn't count
rise of skywalker is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:50 pm

"Palpatine fucks" is absurd and disturbing to imagine and yet, simultaneously, genuinely remains the best thing about the film

I guess some of the special effects were pretty good; but were they "Palpatine fucks" good? We all know the answer to that.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Sep 14, 2020 2:24 am

Did you know that old people in retirement homes are sexually very active and have often troubles with sexually transmitted diseases?
"Plalpatine fucks" is basically that but only focused on one fictional old man.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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palpatine fucks
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:28 pm

reminder that palpatine fucks
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Smoke (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:27 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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reminder that palpatine fucks
He now ded tho.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:38 pm

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He now ded tho.
he fucked
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:48 pm

Smoke wrote:
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He now ded tho.
that can't stop a true playa
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:49 pm

Smoke wrote:
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He now ded tho.
there is nothing stopping disney from just saying he projected his spirit again, because him surviving his death in ROS is exactly as believable as him surviving his death in ROJ
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:51 pm

the door is always open, for sheev, to fuck
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:36 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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there is nothing stopping disney from just saying he projected his spirit again, because him surviving his death in ROS is exactly as believable as him surviving his death in ROJ
Won't they need to partner with Epic Games again to explain what happens in another Fortnite event? What if Fortnite dies and this vital source of Star Wars canon is lost forever? :flutterdear:
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:36 am

fortnite reveals whether palpatine fucks
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