The Emperor Sheev Palpatine
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why yes I watched Star Trek Into Darkness in the cinema back when and was very much not impressed
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another big issue with abrams is he likes to set up mysteries he has no idea how to actually resolve
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I'd much rather rewatch Star Trek Beyond insteaed of Into Darkness.
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It would've been better if Cumbybatch's character was actually John Harrison instead of Khan. Instead, Cummerbund played Khan.
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did you think that when you posted this thread 18 days ago that it would experience a rebirth as the Palpatine Fucks Memorial Cybershrine
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Absolutely true, because Beyond is actually a fantastic movie. The Kelvin Timeline does not deserve it.Angel Beat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:24 pmI'd much rather rewatch Star Trek Beyond insteaed of Into Darkness.
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Perry pretty much wrote my review for me, but I'll add a few things of my own.
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Wait, wait, wait, never mind Palpatine; LUKE is still alive?!!
Were we not supposed to believe that him collapsing from the exhaustion of force-ghosting himself halfway across the galaxy meant he was dead, or is this another Abrams ass-pull?
Were we not supposed to believe that him collapsing from the exhaustion of force-ghosting himself halfway across the galaxy meant he was dead, or is this another Abrams ass-pull?
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...
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I meant Luke's force ghost acts nothing like the Luke in TLJ.
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I enjoyed the movie except for the stupid twist.
Ultimately, the biggest flaw in the film was that Richard E. Grant wasn't playing Thrawn in this trilogy.
Ultimately I can look past it, because it had no real impact on the story. It felt like a last minute addition.
Ultimately, the biggest flaw in the film was that Richard E. Grant wasn't playing Thrawn in this trilogy.
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I once had a joke theory in my head that Rey was a Palpatine, but I did NOT expect that to come true.
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I'm incredibly disappointed.
Anyway Sheev fucked a Cats and got Space Toxoplasmosis and that's why his body was all fucked up.
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No, and I am so grateful this is what it has turned into.Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:48 pmdid you think that when you posted this thread 18 days ago that it would experience a rebirth as the Palpatine Fucks Memorial Cybershrine
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Okay you know the other funniest thing about this movie?
Rey buried Anakin's lightsaber in THE SAND AT THE END! LMFAO
Rey buried Anakin's lightsaber in THE SAND AT THE END! LMFAO
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I'm sad my megacorporation hollywood blockbuster turned out soulless.
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see I'm sad about that because the previous one very successfully pretended/attempted to have soul and this one feels like a big "oh just kidding" after thatFactory Factory wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:20 amI'm sad my megacorporation hollywood blockbuster turned out soulless.
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UNLIMITED PLOWER!!!
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I'm sorry I'm just empty quoting at this point, there is just a lot of gold right now.
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i haven't seen the movie but the main thing that makes me go 'sigh disney' after reading spoilers is this:
hollywood is generally pretty cowardly when it comes to showing interracial couples, but disney is particularly spineless. considering finn was teased with not one but two potential interracial relationship and they backpedaled on both is by far the most craven thing i've ever fucking seen.
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and that "just kidding" feels very much like the shittiest of the fans were being caved in to, like, oh no, no worries, all that stuff that made me seem like we wanted to do something different and mildly challenging was just kidding
And so on
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"craven" is a good word to describe the Rose situation
but no worries we added a 3 second moment of two lesbians kissing that was so insignificant we accidentally didn't edit it out for China and nobody in China cared
but no worries we added a 3 second moment of two lesbians kissing that was so insignificant we accidentally didn't edit it out for China and nobody in China cared
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Sheev calls his dick "the hate"
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just out of frame he is cupping some balls
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