DID YOU GUYS HEAR IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY!?!?!?! I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT 9 MILLION EMAILS ABOUT IT. FUCK YEAH CYBER MONDAY. WE'LL PLANT THE CYBER MONDAY TREE AND HANG COMPUTERS ON THE WALLS HOPING CYBERCLAUSE COMES AND GIVES US CYBER PRESENTS IN THEM BECAUSE IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY.
MAKE SURE TO PAINT AND HIDE YOUR CYBER EGGS AND THEN LIGHT CYBER CANDLES AND ALSO EAT YOUR CYBER TURKEY IN CELEBRATION OF THE CYBER PILGRIMS HAVING A FEAST WITH THE CYBER NATIVE AMERICANS AND LIGHT OFF YOUR CYBER FIREWORKS IN CELEBRATION OF THE FOUNDING OF THE CYBER NATIONS.
Is there even a noticeable uptick in online sales the Monday after Thanksgiving anymore? I thought the term was coined when a significant number of people still had their best access to the Internet at their white-collar jobs instead of at home.
Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:00 am
by Adiwan
No trucks on sale
Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:04 am
by Mechanical Ape
sounds like somebody’s got a case of the cyber mondays
Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:32 am
by RIP Syndrome
I got a text from my cyber operator about cyber monday and it made me hate all the things
One of the characters is basically Robot Jesus, right? There can be be a nativity scene where the three wise robots bring gifts of copper, oil, and silicon.
One of the characters is basically Robot Jesus, right? There can be be a nativity scene where the three wise robots bring gifts of copper, oil, and silicon.
is getting some dirt and scattering it on the floor a gift for your roomba or would that just be 'giving it more work'
my question is, does the roomba have fun when it's zoopin' up dirt.
I think so
It’s got to be pretty boring for a roomba to just amble over a clean floor. Like, on one hand, it has a sense of satisfaction in keeping things clean, but on the other hand, it can’t fulfill its purpose without dirt.
Maybe it’s just listening to Linkin Park and feeling sad until there’s some dirt on the floor
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY WALLET INTO MY COMPUTER. ITS CYBER MONDAY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MY SHOPPING CART ON AMAZON DOT COM. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM SOME SPY ROBOTS INTO MY WISHLIST OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP ONE CLICK PAYMENT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BOUGHT AN AMAZON ALEXA AT 75 PERCENT OFF. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE AT MY ONLINE FORUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN ONLINE FORUMS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE ANTI-CAPITALISTS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE CLICKS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY LIFE LESS DEVOID OF MEANING BY BUYING THEM ALL. 24 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY CYBER MONDAY. THEN I GO BANKRUPT
