welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

[Fontra]

I hope all social media is deleted forever after 2020

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

It's basically a secular doomsday cult built to worship all the sex they're not having.

[ToastGhost]

I hope all social media is deleted forever after 2020

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

I hope all social media is deleted forever after 2020

[Quanta]

When is the government going to step in and give me a girlfriend?

[Fizzbuzz]

When is the government going to step in and give me a girlfriend?

Move down here when we elect Bernie and we'll all be everyone's socialized boyfriends and girlfriends.

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

Move down here when we elect Bernie and we'll all be everyone's socialized boyfriends and girlfriends.

[Mr. Big]

I hope all social media is deleted forever after 2020

[RIP Syndrome]

I just saw this thread lmao that's hilarious

[RIP Syndrome]

I'm sorry for your loss, OP

[RIP Syndrome]

at least your friend didn't turn into a QAnon supporter

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

give him time

[Octavia]

Facebook allowed me to reconnect with my high school band teacher 15 years later because we both happened to be at Cubs Spring Training in Arizona at the same time, so that was nice.

[Fontra]

at least your friend didn't turn into a QAnon supporter

He probably is

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

i have a theory that every conspiracy theorist eventually turns into a raging nazi, no matter what their starting point was

[Fontra]

i have a theory that every conspiracy theorist eventually turns into a raging nazi, no matter what their starting point was

It depends on how much their theories are connected to Jewish people.

Sometimes you have nazis. Other times you have Hoxha-Posadists who believe we genuinely need nuclear armageddon so the aliens that would normally convert us to communism can finally come down and give us real communism

[Fontra]

I am the latter


DROP THE NUKES DROP THEM ALL SAVE US ALIENS SAVE US

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

"hoxha-posadists" is a cursed combo if i ever heard one

[Pocket]

i have a theory that every conspiracy theorist eventually turns into a raging nazi, no matter what their starting point was

I was surprised to learn that "Epstein didn't kill himself" is an alt-right meme, but not as surprised as I wish I was.

[RIP Syndrome]

I am the latter


DROP THE NUKES DROP THEM ALL SAVE US ALIENS SAVE US

personally I hope that the aliens are ver hot, and come with a message of peace and love, not war

[RIP Syndrome]

I was surprised to learn that "Epstein didn't kill himself" is an alt-right meme, but not as surprised as I wish I was.

the global zionist conspiracy killed Epstein is probably in the ballpark for unironic alt-right channer beliefs

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

pretty much

[minty]

this video

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

hilarious

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

One Tree Hill is an American drama television series created by Mark Schwahn, which premiered on September 23, 2003, on The WB.[1]

wait, drama

i thought this was a comedy

[Gloomy Rube]

nope it's a soap opera

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

I am the latter


DROP THE NUKES DROP THEM ALL SAVE US ALIENS SAVE US

I hope nukes hit only the 6'8" gigachads because if you are under 6'4" IT'S OVER

[Gloomy Rube]

tall people are cute though

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

To be clear there's one saying Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in Twilight, Andy in Grown Ups 2) is unfuckable because he's a midget (at 5'9")

[Gloomy Rube]

that's super stupid, tiny people are cute too

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

I await the day even the gigachad is too short, soon only guys who hit their heads in doorways are tall enough and for everyone else IT'S OVER

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

and I will enjoy it because at 5'7" I cannot be loved it is impossible

[Gloomy Rube]

you are loved of sheep

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

you are loved of sheep

[Fizzbuzz]

wait, drama

i thought this was a comedy

I remember asking myself the same thing when that clip got linked to once on the old forums. I'd already been laughing, but I laughed harder when I learned it was supposed to be serious.

[Fizzbuzz]

and I will enjoy it because at 5'7" I cannot be loved it is impossible

Paging Geomancing to prove this statement false.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

other reasons I cannot be loved:

• thin wrists
• eyes aren't angry enough
• women's sufferage
• can't marry children
• the end of feudalism
• sexual liberation
• thin neck
• the failure of eugenics
• dick broke
• labionasal folds
• soybeans
• watches sports
• older than 17
• cops
• cheeks
• Confucius
• Liberalism
• Original Sin
• am Asian
• Joquin Phoenix
• called a boy at the clinic
• mandibles

[Mechanical Ape]

I remember asking myself the same thing when that clip got linked to once on the old forums. I'd already been laughing, but I laughed harder when I learned it was supposed to be serious.

spoiler: the tree was the killer all along

[DaikatunaRevengeance]

spoiler: the tree was the killer all along

tell me more

[Fontra]

other reasons I cannot be loved:

• thin wrists
• eyes aren't angry enough
• women's sufferage
• can't marry children
• the end of feudalism
• sexual liberation
• thin neck
• the failure of eugenics
• dick broke
• labionasal folds
• soybeans
• watches sports
• older than 17
• cops
• cheeks
• Confucius
• Liberalism
• Original Sin
• am Asian
• Joquin Phoenix
• called a boy at the clinic
• mandibles

Same for me