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welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:34 pm
by Fontra
This guy was hardcore atheist but extremely republican even in hs which was weird but whatever. Now turns out he's gone full incel.

Thanks facebook.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
welp

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
that sucks

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm
by Fontra
My friends either all turned out hardcore socialist or just milquetoast liberals. This is the first guy I knew who turned into... that.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:51 pm
by Princess Flufflebutt
wow damn

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:26 pm
by Bigdog
why do you still use facebook

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:35 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Sever.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:50 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:35 pm
Sever.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:29 pm
by Dong Strongly
I'm not on Facebook so I've lost touch with pretty much everyone I knew in high school except for two of my closest friends from that time. From what I've heard about their life choices since, that's a good thing; stories abound of dui arrests, virulent racism, accessories to murder, sex crime convictions, and completely avoidable negligent deaths.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:39 pm
by Fontra
You're all right. Facebook's the devil.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:51 pm
by Aramek
Fontra wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm
My friends either all turned out hardcore socialist or just milquetoast liberals. This is the first guy I knew who turned into... that.
What me count as?

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:12 pm
by Fontra
You didn't go to hs with me, Aramek

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:13 pm
by Fontra
Which I probably should've specified this was my old high school friends

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:22 pm
by Dong Strongly
As opposed to your new high school friends

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:54 pm
by Octavia
Unfollow. Easy.

I had an old high school acquaintance unfollow me once when she posted some dumb inspirational quote from One Tree Hill and my response was posting this video, which is also from One Tree Hill.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:50 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I knew someone obsessed with one tree hill which is weird because one tree hill sounds like a good name for a spooky story, not a soap opera

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:50 pm
by Gloomy Rube
like it has the same name energy as twin peaks

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:53 pm
by Gloomy Rube
it's called one tree hill because only one tree has ever grown on that hill, and those that go see the tree are never seen again

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:53 pm
by Gloomy Rube
"go see the tree" is local lingo for dying

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:54 pm
by Gloomy Rube
No matter where you are in the town at the base of the hill, the tree is somehow blocking the sun from your angle.

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:55 pm
by Gloomy Rube
one tree hill is declared an international monument after ten terrible youtube vloggers try to make "visiting the spooky tree" videos and are never heard from again, allowing smaller youtubers that are based on playing video games and not getting angry to flourish

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:56 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
well it's the femoids' fault for chasing chad cock duh

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:57 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I know they actually say "femoids" but I always read it as flemoids and imagine they're all chex warriors getting mad about the slime in their cereal

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:19 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
they've moved on to "foid" now but that's harder to parse and it isn't as evocative

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:33 pm
by Gloomy Rube
floid

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:53 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
Gloomy Rube wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:33 pm
floid
Image

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:08 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
flandroid

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm
by Bigdog
it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron

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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:47 pm
by Mechanical Ape
There was an episode of The Brak Show featuring a lake called One Fish Lake, and so I spent the entire run of One Tree Hill calling it “One Fish Lake”, in Brak voice and everything

not to be annoying or anything

just literally couldn’t help it

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:10 pm
by Mr. Big
This makes me afraid to check what my schoolmates are like now.

Although I spent most of my high school homeschooled. Can't have classmates become incels if you don't have any classmates

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:22 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
You can just blame your parents for homeschooling you so you couldn't get any prime teenage love which is the best and most beautiful, once you hit 20 it's over

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:23 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
That is what they call a "black pill" which is like the pills in the matrix but the black one makes you a nihilist

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:10 pm
by Gloomy Rube
the black pill is charcoal but it doesn't really help you lose weight

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:11 pm
by Octavia
I can't believe there are people who look at high school as the best time of their lives

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:13 pm
by Dong Strongly
Everyone is dumb in high school, some people stay dumb

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:14 pm
by Bigdog
Octavia wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:11 pm
I can't believe there are people who look at high school as the best time of their lives
I mean it was pretty good in a lot of ways but moreso because it was the 90s than because of the age I was, specifically

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:21 am
by Ragnar
Bigdog wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm
it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron
:wowzers:

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:12 am
by Fontra
heh I get it because "fucking incel"

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:12 am
by Fontra
Octavia wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:54 pm
Unfollow. Easy.

I had an old high school acquaintance unfollow me once when she posted some dumb inspirational quote from One Tree Hill and my response was posting this video, which is also from One Tree Hill.
I straight-up defriended and blocked him

Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:35 am
by diribigal
Bigdog wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm
it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron
That was the first thing that occurred to me upon reading the title, but sorry, Fontra.