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if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:40 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
1. spicy nacho

2. jacked ranch

3. flaming hot nacho

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:42 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
i'm sorry so many flavorful DORITOS® options were left off, please complain to the mods about the severe poll limitations and let them know that you could not vote directly for your favorite DORITOS® flavor due to their negligance

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:57 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
i don't eat doritos op

i'm not a game

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:14 pm
by Octavia
1. Cool Ranch

2. Taco

3. Spicy Sweet Chili

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:43 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:57 pm
i don't eat doritos op

i'm not a game
but DORITOS® are what separate us from dark ages, during the enlightenment frederick the great himself said "The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is the great taste of DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips."

it was pretty early in history so they only had the one flavor i think

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:59 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:07 pm
by ixnay
Fizzbuzz wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:59 pm
Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
cool

i'm extremely honored that the germans would name a chip flavor after me

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:43 pm
by Fizzbuzz
ixnay wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:07 pm
cool

i'm extremely honored that the germans would name a chip flavor after me
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:22 pm
by Aracat
It is not letting me vote. However,

1. spicy nacho

2. spicy nacho

3. spicy nacho

You're implying that there are other flavors, which is false.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:18 pm
by ToastGhost
Cool ranch, hot wings, sweet spice. Don't @ me. :here:

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:22 am
by Gloomy Rube
I like the Tapatio ones

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:54 am
by Pocket
Fizzbuzz wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:59 pm
Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
Does that mean they call ranch dressing American dressing?

I've always wondered if anyone did that, since we name dressings after France, Italy, and a thousand unspecified islands.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:39 am
by Octavia
I have to say it's a relief that Cool Ranch is winning because it seems like at every party I've ever been to, the host always buys Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos instead of the clearly superior Cool Ranch.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:05 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I've never had cool ranch doritos

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:17 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
Gloomy Rube wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:05 pm
I've never had cool ranch doritos
you must rush out and buy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips at the earliest opportunity, i have never had a tortilla chip so delicious and fresh flavored. the ability make and to enjoy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips is really what separates us from the animals.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:21 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
remember, just because this thread presupposes a dark future where you can only enjoy three types of DORITOS® flavor, right now you can run out and buy any flavor of DORITOS® branded tortilla chip you want!

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm
by ixnay
Gloomy Rube wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:05 pm
I've never had cool ranch doritos
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
the more i say the name the more i must consume

DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® FHATAGN®

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:32 pm
by Gloomy Rube
ixnay wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm
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Already it's paying dividends

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:34 pm
by Gloomy Rube
but if you all think it's that good I'll try some later

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:45 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
its really just ok

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:34 pm
by Fizzbuzz
They're good enough, I suppose. They're just tortilla chips with some flavoring and an overhyped marketing campaign.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:54 am
by Ragnar
There are only two types of Dorito. The others are subtypes at best.

Well, no, there's a third. It's the 2016 special edition Rock the Vote Doritos that was available exclusively to persons not registered to vote. They have no flavor dust, no crunchiness, and are overall designed to be unpleasant to eat. That is the third type of Dorito.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:07 pm
by Octavia
I like the Russian Roulette Doritos where it's a small bag of nacho cheese flavored Doritos, but one of the chips is INSANELY spicy and you can't tell by looking at it.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:45 pm
by Princess Flufflebutt
1. Sweet Chili
2. The blue one
3. Roulette to keep me from getting complacent.

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:04 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I tried roulette before and I'm not sure there's even a spicy one?

Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:04 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Like the tapatio doritos are ALL spicier than the "oh no it's a spicy one!!!" in the roulette bag