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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:36 pm

fans have this idea that joel is a "good father" despite the fact that he's a horrible person and largely mistreats ellie and it's because the game really doesn't "tell" you otherwise
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:46 pm

some even attempt to justify his murder spree at the end by claiming that the fireflies are clearly incompetent
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:50 pm

and what's even funny is the impression i'm getting is the game isn't even that well written to begin with

which just makes me wonder why this thing was (and still is) regarded as some big important game in video gamez history
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because people are scared of mushrooms
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they don't understand that mushrooms are friends, not food
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:30 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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some even attempt to justify his murder spree at the end by claiming that the fireflies are clearly incompetent
buut

they are

and you don't actually have to kill anyone in that section other than the infamous surgeon. also they were about to march Joel out without any of his weapons or stuff to die, and were cutting open a 14-year old girl because somehow extracting her brain will let them make the magic vaccine, despite previous tries and tests with monkeys and other people showing they really had no reason for that confidence. and the realities of a post-apocalypse meaning that developing, producing and distributing that vaccine would be such a logistical nightmare that it's impossible to believe

here's the thing: the Fireflies were stupid assholes, Joel's murder spree was entirely justified, and the game tries to tell you this while also pointing out that Joel is an asshole too (I mean he literally says he's been on "both sides" of an ambush on travelers and his own brother is traumatized over the 20 years we didn't see) and the fact is, nobody ever, at any point, did ask Ellie if she really was willing to die for a long shot at a cure. hell nobody asked for her opinion on anything because they're all terrible people

and that's where this whole thing sort of really fucking dies. because Druckmann wasn't content with people reading it like that. he wanted everyone to remember Joel is the bad guy, no don't you get it, he's the villain, therefore you, the player, are the villain! it wasn't enough that Ellie accepts Joel's lie at the end of the game while obviously being unhappy with it, we need to beat you over the head with it in the sequel and conveniently retcon the bit where we spent half the game setting the Fireflies up as incompetent proto-terrorists who are just another faction of hostile assholes to round out the cast.
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:35 pm

anyway TLOU was never meant to be read this deeply anyway. it's Uncharted with zombies and they use the fuck word now. because the games media fell over itself fellating the FIRST REAL GOOD VIDEO GAME STORY THIS IS GAMING'S CITIZEN KANE like they are wont to do and all the idiot fanboys were hyped over Sony and Naughty GODS delivering the GOODS BABY YEAH BEST GAEIM EVER I CRYIED REAL MANLY TEARS, this unfortunately made Druckmann think his writing was deep and meaningful, when it wasn't in fact. it was passable for a fun zombie game to play through once with a sort of a bitter "people suck" narrative
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:37 pm

here's an idea for tlou2's plot



you play abby the entire game and in the end you kill joel
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RIP Syndrome wrote:
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:13 am



I think Neil Druckmann may be melting down



and he's taking Cory Balrog with him the absolute madman!
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He dug in too greedily, and too deep. :fluttersmith:

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:15 am

anyway to be serious for a second, this sort of joke tweets are going to get paraded around as evidence of the global illuminati conspiracy to destroy ARE VIDEO GAMES which I think is very funny but they still look pretty sad even if you "get" the joke
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lol
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brb requesting namechange to BETA CUCK KNEEL SJW SOYBOY Syndrome
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brb requesting namechange to BETA CUCK KNEEL SJW SOYBOY Syndrome
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Kneel Cuckman, yep, that's a thing
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Kneel "Bend the Knee" Fuckman, a veritable hero of the gaming industry
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that is as much neil druckmann as it is the tlou fanbase
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:20 am

all dadgames became pointless when the ultimate dadgame came out

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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:17 am

i know we're here to dunk on tlou2 and how dumb it all is when the writers want to assure you that it's very serious prestige aaa gaming, but i just want to bring a brief mention about Ghosts of Tsushima, which got un-embargoed today as far as reviews go or something, and:




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Post by Aria Genisi (?) » Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:24 am

basically, what i wanna know is what the fuck is the deal with all of these aaa developers that keep thinking that they need to have very graphically impressive 'prestige' serious stories and then the gameplay is just all fuckin whatever (even if the gameplay is well made fuckin whatever)

like, i'm not saying that it's a necessarily bad or invalid genre of game or whatever, but like, christ, this shit tends to make me genuinely miss the days when cartoony platformers were a dime a dozen
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DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:20 am
all dadgames became pointless when the ultimate dadgame came out

octodad
This is completely ridiculous! How could you possibly have this opinion? Octodad isn't bad, but it's not the ultimate dadgame. That honor goes to Octodad: Dadliest Catch!
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:25 am

it would seem the shitstorm around tlou2 is dying down
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or atleast i hope
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the game is still shit, tho
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DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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it would seem the shitstorm around tlou2 is dying down
Countdown to the critics that Sony bought good reviews off of coming around and admitting what they really thought of the game...
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:48 am

tbh, i don't think reviews are bought off

like the impression i've gotten with a lot of other AAA titles is there's an unsaid expectation that you should give them perfect scores across the board and if you don't it gets noted
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:49 am

in such an atmosphere you don't need to pay anyone, they'll do it themselves
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:53 am

hell, it would've actually been better if the reviews were payed off, instead of "you didn't praise it tell us why" or just blacklisting someone
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