Lowtax has been ousted from Something Awful, is melting down

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:56 pm

living vicariously through this thread

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:57 pm

anyway, what about this bread place I heard about

Seems p neat

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:02 pm

RIP Syndrome wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:29 pm
Fizzbuzz if you get mad at me for this incredible description of an absolute masterpiece I will get mad at u

Congratulations on you looking at multiple photos of a man elaborately manipulating himself.

Ragnar · Post by **Ragnar** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:08 pm

!saak wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:57 pm
anyway, what about this bread place I heard about

Seems p neat

I think it's still shaping itself, but the very fact that it has a furry subforum is promising to me because they're dodging at least one of the mistakes SA and TRS both made. I think at this point it's a question of how many users it's likely to end up having.

Rules:
https://breadnroses.net/threads/what-is ... rules.782/
(note the explicit reference to the paradox of tolerance, because that's how they roll)

FAQ:
https://breadnroses.net/threads/frequen ... ions.1380/

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:13 pm

the links lead to a login screen, unfortunatly

RIP Syndrome · Post by **RIP Syndrome** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:30 pm

nevermind turns out he didn't get enough attention yet

RIP Syndrome · Post by **RIP Syndrome** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:32 pm

Lowtax is literally doing the "i'm not owned! i'm not owned" thing but in real time and for realsies. what incredible talent this man has. he just has to post so everyone knows how not mad he is

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:46 pm

Instead of goatse, which is played out, everyone should be posting pictures of corn cobs.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:05 pm

Perpetual Motion wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:46 pm
Instead of goatse, which is played out, everyone should be posting pictures of corn cobs.

Adiwan · Post by **Adiwan** (?) » Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:54 am

Goat SE, goat special edition

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:23 pm

I'd be half-tempted to buy Lowtax an avatar of a corncob with the text, "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" but seeing as the money would still go into his pocket, I'll hold off and just express my hope that he sustains some manner of further misfortune.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:48 pm

i want to say do it

but also on the other hand the money

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:57 pm

It's not worth it. His continued existence is enough of a disgrace, I feel.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:07 pm

you're right

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:11 am

capitalism ruins everything once more

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:51 am

!saak wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:11 am
capitalism ruins everything once more

But enough about Goldbelly convincing Lowtax that it's perfectly fine to buy cookies for $10 each from halfway across the country.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:53 am

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:12 am

i probably should've added context, this is a 2020 Nissan GTR

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:12 am

something he probably needed much like those cookies

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:18 am

what would've improved this situation

is if lowtax had bought me and daikatuna a 2020 R35 instead

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:19 am

i mean

he can still buy one for himself

so he can drive it off a cliff

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:21 am

isaak makes a good point

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:44 am

RIP Syndrome wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:36 pm
let it be clear to all that Richard C. "Lowtax" Kyanka is, in fact, a wifebeating piece of human waste

hey now, don't slander the guy

he doesn't always marry the woman he's battering.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:53 am

RIP Syndrome wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:01 pm
Dear Richard,

in case you by some miracle happen to read this, nobody cares about the fucking frontpage of Something Awful. god damn. you dumb fuck. nobody's ever been this stupid in the history of the internet you stupid moron.

love,
Rest in Piss Syndrome

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:06 pm

I’m not sure corncobs are able to drive a Nissan GTR properly

especially not when they’re stuffing themselves with $100 cookies

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:17 pm

maybe he just leans on it and hopes people think he's not a piece of shit

Quanta · Post by **Quanta** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:22 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:12 am
i probably should've added context, this is a 2020 Nissan GTR

I read this as Nissan NTR. My brain is thoroughly busted.

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:07 pm

If it were an ntr lowtax couldn't batter the women

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:21 am

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:17 pm
maybe he just leans on it and hopes people think he's not a piece of shit

haha

but he is, in fact a piece of shit. you can be a corncob and a pos at the same time, I’m pretty sure dril would agree

RIP Syndrome · Post by **RIP Syndrome** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:19 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:07 pm
If it were an ntr lowtax couldn't batter the women

Lowtax got powercucked off his own forums by ZDR though

Ragnar · Post by **Ragnar** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:38 pm

RIP Syndrome wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:19 am

Lowtax got powercucked off his own forums by ZDR though

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:07 pm
If it were an ntr lowtax couldn't batter the women

I want to make fun of you people for knowing these words, but that would raise the question of how I understand the joke in the first place, so I better not

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:13 pm

i feel i'm the winner here because i have no idea what they're talking about

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:04 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:13 pm
i feel i'm the winner here because i have no idea what they're talking about

same, unless NTR is another sports car model

this is not an invitation to shatter my innocence by explaining it

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:28 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:13 pm
i feel i'm the winner here because i have no idea what they're talking about

Me too.

Let's be winners together!

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:47 pm

I don't get to call myself a winner often so yeah let's go with that

RIP Syndrome · Post by **RIP Syndrome** (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:15 am

I think it was a Kiwifarms/Something Sensitive meme for a while where they unironically posted about how ZDR, the previous sysadmin/de facto leader of the forums "powercucked" Lowtax off his own forums because they were I guess mocking him or trying to get under his skin because they wanted to be able to get him to do whatever they wanted. it become an SA meme once somebody discovered it too, and it's still sort of part of forums lore that saw a resurgence now that Lowtax is uhh, done Lowtax'd himself off the forums

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:58 am

something sensitive called some permabanned d&d shitter a "leading marxist powerthinker"

I wonder about that sometimes

RIP Syndrome · Post by **RIP Syndrome** (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 8:07 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:58 am
something sensitive called some permabanned d&d shitter a "leading marxist powerthinker"

I wonder about that sometimes

it would appear adding "power" as a prefix to any word makes it more potent and vile.

i'm powerposting

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 8:08 am

powerpissing

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 8:24 am

powerpower