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****onic the Hedgehog

Post by Pocket (?) » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:27 pm

In case anyone's wondering, the number of Google results for the following, at time of writing:

"Chthonic the Hedgehog" - 1,970
"Bubonic the Hedgehog" - 1,830
"Moronic the Hedgehog" - 4,630
"Yonic the Hedgehog" - 816
"Mnemonic the Hedgehog" - 4
"Colonic the Hedgehog" - 10
"Platonic the Hedgehog" - 8
"Chronic the Hedgehog" - 12,700
"Electronic the Hedgehog" - 4
"Phonic the Hedgehog" - 1,910

I am also very disappointed in Firefox's spell checker right now.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:33 pm

There absolutely has to be a strain of weed named Chronic the Hedgehog
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Re: The Garbage Dump: 100+ pages of well-aged compost

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:24 am

“Donic The Hedgehog” — 290,000

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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:39 am

I am guessing Donald Trump Sonic.
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Re: The Garbage Dump: 100+ pages of well-aged compost

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:04 pm

Pocket wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:27 pm
In case anyone's wondering, the number of Google results for the following, at time of writing:

"Chthonic the Hedgehog" - 1,970
"Bubonic the Hedgehog" - 1,830
"Moronic the Hedgehog" - 4,630
"Yonic the Hedgehog" - 816
"Mnemonic the Hedgehog" - 4
"Colonic the Hedgehog" - 10
"Platonic the Hedgehog" - 8
"Chronic the Hedgehog" - 12,700
"Electronic the Hedgehog" - 4
"Phonic the Hedgehog" - 1,910

I am also very disappointed in Firefox's spell checker right now.
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Re: The Garbage Dump: 100+ pages of well-aged compost

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:05 pm

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I haven't hit any with 3 or 5 results
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:27 pm

23,300 results for "Sardonic the Hedgehog"
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Post by Pocket (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:56 pm

1,820 for "Ironic the Hedgehog"
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:23 pm

6 results for "iconic the hedgehog"
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Post by Pocket (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:18 am

I should try to draw up some designs for all of these. That one would just be Sonic wearing Aiden Pierce's cap.

"Psionic the Hedgehog" got a whopping 179 results, and "Ionic the Hedgehog" got 8.
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Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:37 am

Psionic the Hedgehog is just Silver. You don't need to make anyone new :v:

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Post by Smoke (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:10 am

6 results for "Catatonic the Hedgehog", and it includes a cute image.
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Post by Adiwan (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:26 am

There are 3.330.000 results for "Moronic the Hedgehog".
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:13 pm

Smoke wrote:
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6 results for "Catatonic the Hedgehog", and it includes a cute image.
Gotta go nowhere.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:52 pm

"Harmonic the Hedgehog" - 0 results
"Philharmonic the Hedgehog" - 5 results
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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:07 am

OK now this definitely needs to be split off into its own thread. This is probably the most PPPP thing I have ever ushered into being.

Also, "Tonic the Hedgehog" has 231,000 results but apparently it's the actual name of a character from the Sonic comics so that explains that.
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Post by Adiwan (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:07 am

Never forget the Rayman imitation Tonic Trouble
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Post by Factory Factory (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:46 pm

Dong Strongly wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:05 pm
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I haven't hit any with 3 or 5 results
"Mnemonic the Hedgehog" got four.

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Pocket wrote:
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OK now this definitely needs to be split off into its own thread. This is probably the most PPPP thing I have ever ushered into being.
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Post by Factory Factory (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:28 pm

0 results for "canonic the hedgehog." None of Sonic is canon
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Re: The Garbage Dump: 100+ pages of well-aged compost

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:14 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
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Gotta go nowhere.
Gotta go to sleep
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Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:16 pm

Factory Factory wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:46 pm
"Mnemonic the Hedgehog" got four.

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Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:35 am

A relevant video to this thread:



There are a non-zero amount of movies named _______ the Hedgehog and they are all varying flavors of insane.

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Post by Factory Factory (?) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 2:27 pm

Hydroponic the hedgehog has a LOT of results. But they break down into three categories:

1) cute planters with a pottery diorama of a fanciful hedgehog home

2) Google assuming I meant "Sonic the Hedgehog"

3) edgelord Shadow OCs smoking weed
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:02 pm

"Laconic the Hedgehog" returns a grand total of 2 results

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Post by Madeline (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:03 pm

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(to be fair a lot of these results seem to come from materials aimed at teaching kids phonics)

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Post by Adiwan (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:43 pm

I got a Plastic The Hedgehog for Christmas.

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I've never asked for this.
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Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:43 pm

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I had to start making up words but I got 3
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Post by Smoke (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:08 pm

"Symphonic the Hedgehog" gets 626 results.
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