Post the last thing you laughed at online

Strangest Letter · Post by **Strangest Letter** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:30 pm

https://twitter.com/FourScore64/status/ ... 2461308928

Strangest Letter · Post by **Strangest Letter** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:35 pm

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:55 pm

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:07 am

Today's Meh.com flavor text is especially choice.

Eaters! Have you seen these people? Out at a restaurant, picninc, or ballgame? Taking a bite of solid food, masticating it into a saliva-moistened bolus? Total eater move.

Then there are the drinkers. Oh, man, drinkers! With their consumption of liquids! They’ll get it from a glass, a mug, a bottle, canteen, jug, stein, wineskin, or their cupped, bare hands if they have to. Why? Oh, it’s always for “refreshment,” or because “it tastes good,” or because “tissue hydration is necessary to sustain vital bodily processes.” Classic drinker line!

These two camps will probably never fully understand each other. But at least they’ll both find something to like today on Meh.

For the eaters, our mess kit and assorted accessories to help them chomp, chew, and chow down any time, any place, from the break room to the back country. “Ooh, look at me; I’m impaling hunks of cooked meat and vegetables on this compact ‘Booma’ eating utensil and forking them into my mouth for grinding between my teeth, which makes for more efficient digestion in the stomach,” they’ll probably say.

Meanwhile the drinkers are like “hey, I can brew tea or coffee in this ‘FlexWare Kettle’ while camping or traveling, and transfer it to a ‘Double-Up Cup’ for easy pouring down my throat! I sure hope the automatic closure of my epiglottis occurs as normal, so I don’t experience pulmonary aspiration!” Drinkers so crazy.

Who knows why some people are eaters and others are drinkers? Is it genetic? Something about the way they were brought up? We’re not likely to find the answers in our lifetime. The best we can do is make sure implements are made available for all.

And maybe the two types can occasionally get together over, like, I dunno, yogurt.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:53 pm

BackgroundPony · Post by **BackgroundPony** (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:07 pm

if you are an anime nerd, you'll probably find this hilarious. if not, enjoy your social life

Jill · Post by **Jill** (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:20 pm

i'm not much of an anime nerd but i laughed at "wannabe-a-boo" and "No...!" (6:52)

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:18 pm

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:26 pm

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:33 pm

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:33 pm

oh my god

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:37 pm

this was exactly the response I was hoping for

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:06 pm

Please tell me that got submitted to some kind of photography contest.

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:12 pm

Makes me want to read a long and detailed description of the thoughts and feelings it invokes while missing the other point.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:16 pm

it fills me with this sense of loss

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:34 pm

I mean the fact that it manages to be four perfectly square quadrants of radically different surface qualities while still being a real photograph (It is a real photograph, right? Not a shop?) is already impressive and very interesting from a raw aesthetic standpoint. The fact that it's also a meme is just icing on the cake.

Applepie2017 · Post by **Applepie2017** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:58 am

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:28 pm

From before the blackout:

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:17 pm

Juju&Lulu · Post by **Juju&Lulu** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:19 pm

I wouldn't be surprised to find Big Boss has a religion dedicated to him

The Ghost of Ember · Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:56 pm

it'd be a way cooler cult than the jehovah's witnesses at least

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:03 pm

!saak · Post by **!saak** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:25 pm

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:27 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:07 pm

Now I wanna know if there is crossover art/edits of Big Boss and Cake Boss

Frostymage · Post by **Frostymage** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:43 pm

(?) · Post by **CosmogenicLily** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:40 pm

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:06 am

Highbrow Dash · Post by **Highbrow Dash** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:26 am

Davyinatoga · Post by **Davyinatoga** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:11 pm

I can't tell what's more amusing, that "emoji translator" is a legitimate title or that "brony" is an actual surname.

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:19 pm

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:32 pm

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:01 pm

Octavia wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:32 pm

I never get tired of old people on facebook

stuff · Post by **stuff** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:25 am

that australian mp prioritizing the important thing: crocodile attacks in north queensland

Applepie2017 · Post by **Applepie2017** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:40 am

Strangest Letter · Post by **Strangest Letter** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:30 pm

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:33 pm

Mexico Takes a Pot-Shot at Donald Trump's Wall

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:35 pm

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:48 pm

No, in.

...to the US

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:57 pm