Eaters! Have you seen these people? Out at a restaurant, picninc, or ballgame? Taking a bite of solid food, masticating it into a saliva-moistened bolus? Total eater move.
Then there are the drinkers. Oh, man, drinkers! With their consumption of liquids! They’ll get it from a glass, a mug, a bottle, canteen, jug, stein, wineskin, or their cupped, bare hands if they have to. Why? Oh, it’s always for “refreshment,” or because “it tastes good,” or because “tissue hydration is necessary to sustain vital bodily processes.” Classic drinker line!
These two camps will probably never fully understand each other. But at least they’ll both find something to like today on Meh.
For the eaters, our mess kit and assorted accessories to help them chomp, chew, and chow down any time, any place, from the break room to the back country. “Ooh, look at me; I’m impaling hunks of cooked meat and vegetables on this compact ‘Booma’ eating utensil and forking them into my mouth for grinding between my teeth, which makes for more efficient digestion in the stomach,” they’ll probably say.
Meanwhile the drinkers are like “hey, I can brew tea or coffee in this ‘FlexWare Kettle’ while camping or traveling, and transfer it to a ‘Double-Up Cup’ for easy pouring down my throat! I sure hope the automatic closure of my epiglottis occurs as normal, so I don’t experience pulmonary aspiration!” Drinkers so crazy.
Who knows why some people are eaters and others are drinkers? Is it genetic? Something about the way they were brought up? We’re not likely to find the answers in our lifetime. The best we can do is make sure implements are made available for all.
And maybe the two types can occasionally get together over, like, I dunno, yogurt.
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:53 pm
by W.T. Fits
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:07 pm
by BackgroundPony
if you are an anime nerd, you'll probably find this hilarious. if not, enjoy your social life
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:20 pm
by Jill
i'm not much of an anime nerd but i laughed at "wannabe-a-boo" and "No...!" (6:52)
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:18 pm
by Octavia
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:26 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:33 pm
by Daikatuna
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:33 pm
by Daikatuna
oh my god
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:37 pm
by Gloomy Rube
this was exactly the response I was hoping for
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:06 pm
by Pocket
Please tell me that got submitted to some kind of photography contest.
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:12 pm
by Angel Beat
Makes me want to read a long and detailed description of the thoughts and feelings it invokes while missing the other point.
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:16 pm
by Daikatuna
it fills me with this sense of loss
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:34 pm
by Pocket
I mean the fact that it manages to be four perfectly square quadrants of radically different surface qualities while still being a real photograph (It is a real photograph, right? Not a shop?) is already impressive and very interesting from a raw aesthetic standpoint. The fact that it's also a meme is just icing on the cake.
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:58 am
by Applepie2017
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:28 pm
by Pocket
From before the blackout:
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:17 pm
by W.T. Fits
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:19 pm
by Juju&Lulu
I wouldn't be surprised to find Big Boss has a religion dedicated to him
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:44 pm
by The Ghost of Ember
it'd be a way cooler cult than the jehovah's witnesses at least
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:03 pm
by Angel Beat
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:25 pm
by !saak
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:27 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:07 pm
by Perrydotto
Now I wanna know if there is crossover art/edits of Big Boss and Cake Boss
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:43 pm
by Frostymage
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:40 pm
by CosmogenicLily
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:06 am
by Octavia
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:26 am
by Highbrow Dash
Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:11 pm
by Vivianinatoga
I can't tell what's more amusing, that "emoji translator" is a legitimate title or that "brony" is an actual surname.