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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:08 pm
by Juju&Lulu

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:45 pm
by Octavia
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:50 am
by Adiwan

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:15 pm
by Mr. Big
That's accurate.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:08 pm
by Orange Fluffy Sheep
Mr. Big wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:15 pm
That's accurate.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:47 pm
by Quanta

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:18 am
by Smoke

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:48 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:06 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:07 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:07 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:10 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:56 pm
by Adiwan
Perrydotto wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:06 pm
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From where do you have gathered my inner thoughts?!?

Once I bought a nice and big dice bag for my D&D dice and had still a lot of room left after I put my 8 sets into it.
Then I went ahead and bought more until it was full to the brim.
Even after that I saw a nice set of dice sets with neat little individual dice bags... and I got them.

I even thought once of buying hundreds of d20 dice on Alibaba to fill a beanbag. That would be ridiculous
But seriously I was considering it as a gag

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:35 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Perrydotto wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:07 pm
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Fontra, you have your own forums account, please stop using Perry's.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:47 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:54 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:17 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:17 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:43 pm
by Gloomy Rube
why is the spring male

and why is that bothering me

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:34 pm
by Lorce
Gloomy Rube wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:43 pm
why is the spring male

and why is that bothering me
To my knowledge, Finnish pronouns don't have gender, so might be a translation issue there ^^
In my language though, either meaning of spring is female :-I

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:42 am
by Madeline
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:43 am
by Madeline
The Ghost of Ember wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:50 am
Mary Worth's Journal. October 12th, 1945:

Stray dog in alley this morning, heel tread on burst doodoo. This condominium is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The halls are extended gutters and the gutters are full of doodoo and when the drains finally clog up, all the tenants will drown. The accumulated filth of all their drama and gossip will foam up about their waists and all the ladies and gentlemen will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like "Brick" Bricker, or Dr. Jeff Cory. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of strays and Communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice.

Now the whole building stands on the brink, staring down into boozy heck, all those doctors and professors and advice columnists... and all of a sudden, nobody can think of anything to say

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:33 pm
by W.T. Fits
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:41 pm
by Mr. Big
This article highlights some of the rejected vanity plates from California. Some of them are downright hilarious

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Applicant Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house

DMV Comments: Dick

Verdict: No
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Applicant Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him

DMV Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant

Verdict: No
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Applicant Explanation: Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day

DMV Comments: Who farted

Verdict: No
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Applicant Explanation: Playful joke

DMV Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?

Verdict: No

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:00 pm
by Bigdog
Mr. Big wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:41 pm
This article highlights some of the rejected vanity plates from California. Some of them are downright hilarious
I'm really disappointed because a lot of them are super reasonable. Like "Schlafer" denied because it could mean "Sleeper" in the sense of a sleeper agent, rather than just literally someone who sleeps? Unless there's any sort of context that would make that interpretation more likely, like neo-Nazi groups using it as a covert identifier, that seems like a huge reach.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:35 pm
by Pocket
Betcha almost anything SCHLAFER's applicant wanted it for a Beetle or Golf that they'd dropped a racing engine into. As in, a German "sleeper" car.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:31 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:49 am
by Quanta


Duolingo doesn't fuck around. :-I

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:51 am
by Applepie2017

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:38 pm
by Angel Beat
Mr. Big wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2019 8:41 pm
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A hoonter must hoont.

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:31 pm
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:18 pm
by Mr. Big

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:45 pm
by Bigdog

Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:08 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:11 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:11 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:14 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:18 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:18 am
by Perrydotto
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Re: Post the last thing you laughed at online

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:19 am
by Perrydotto
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