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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:18 am

Image Why do potatoes make such good detectives?

Image Because they keep their eyes peeled.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:34 am

Image How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Image I’ll tell you later.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:01 am

Image How did the cornbread get away from the holiday feast?

Image It waved down a taxi cob.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:18 am

Image Why did the cranberries turn red?

Image Because they saw the turkey dressing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:14 am

Image What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock?

Image They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:41 am

Image What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?

:vogue: Cold cream.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:13 am

Image What is michievous and visits the homes of youngsters living in the ocean?

Image The elf on the shelfish.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:04 am

Image What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

Image Crisp Cringle.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:34 am
Image How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Image I’ll tell you later.
An underappreciated classic :anticipation:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:16 am

Image Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this marking period?

:-/ Because he went down in History.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:45 am

Image Why is Scrooge so nice to Santa’s reindeer?

Image He values every buck.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:09 am

Image Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?

Image There was only a 50% chance of snow.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:17 am

Image Where does a snowman keep his money?

Image In a snow bank.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:05 am

Image What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed?

Image It started his own branch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:50 am

Image Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Image Because it soots him.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:13 am

Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing - it was on the house.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:18 am

Image What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

Image Cookie sheets.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:17 am

Image What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

Image This will sleigh you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:09 am

Image What did Santa Claus yell as he ran for the elevator?

Image Ho ho hold the door!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:12 am

Image Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?


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No, I wouldn't know how to feed them.
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Image Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?

Image So it could spruce up the forest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:12 am

:maud: Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:56 am

Image What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

Image Tis the season to be jelly!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:11 am

Image Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Image Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:55 am

Image How is Christmas exactly like your job?

Image You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:26 am

Image Why shouldn't you mess with Santa?

Image Because he has a black belt.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:21 am

Image When is a boat just like snow?

Image When its adrift!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:00 am

:starity: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

Image A Mince Spy!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:16 am

Image What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?

Image A sad candy cane.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:12 am

Image What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

Image An abdominal snowman.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:43 am

Image Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

Image He was picking his nose.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:08 am

Image What do snowmen call their offspring?

Image Chill-dren.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:13 am

:maud: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Image Deep pan, crisp and even.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:46 am

Image Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?

:unenthused: He no longer believed in himself.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:02 am

Image What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

Image My POP is bigger than yours!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:42 am

Image What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

:allears: Merry Christmas to ewe!
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